第4章 未来姐夫

“haole,jintiandekejiushangdaozheili,xiake!”

zhongyuaoguoyizhouzhongzuihoudeyitangke,xialeqiyonglishenshenlanyao,ranhoukaishimanyouyoudeshoushizhuomianshangdedongxi。

huiquhaiyouhaojitaoshitiyaozuo,kebenshenmedehaishidewangshubaoliduosaiyixie。

“aiaiai,qiqi!nikanxiaomenkouneiyiqunrenzaiganshenme?shiyoumingxinglaima?”

yijingshoushiganjingdezhaoyueer,zaibeishangshubaodeshihouxiayishichaochuangwaiwangleyiyan,zheiyikanjiuhaoxiangfaxianleshenmebukesiyideshiqing,mangchezhexialeqiyiqiwangchuangwaikanqu。

shunzhetashouzhidefangxiang,xialeqikandaoyiqunnvshenghuachibandebanwuzhelian,xiangshizaijianjiao,haiyourengaojushoujizaineizhengfenduomiaodezhaozhe。

“nengyoushenmemingxingzheimewuliaohuizaizhouliupaodaozanxuexiaomenkouzhaoyaoxianbaide?”

“zheiyoushenme,womenerzhongkeshinshimingxiao!buzhidaopeiyangleduoshaochuleibacuiderencai!zhoumohuimuxiaoguangguanghenzhengchanga,zhishaorenmeiyoupingshideduo!”

zhaoyueerrenbuzhuxinzhongdehaoqi,yejiakuaijiaobuwanglouxiazhizhichongqu,haidexialeqizaitashenhouzhuidexinku。

“tiana!zhendehaoshuaia!neishibushizuotianwanshangzhanzaidengxiadeneigeren?”

“tashilaiwomenxuexiaodengsheini?”

“nibujidetale?tashixuezhanga!biwomenzaoliangnianbiyede,haoxiangshiqulecdaba!”

“tashicdaxiaocao!meicuo!shangciwoqucdakanlanqiusaideshihoujiukandaotale!wasai,yichulaijianzhikanbimingxingdengchanga!”

“beisizhe!tajiushichuanshuozhongdexuebabeisizhe!wokaoneiyangzijianzhishishuaisirenbuchangminga!”

“zenmeban,wodexinyoukaishidongyaole,woturanxiangkaocda!”

“neiniyedeyaokaoshangzhongdianxianba!”

“nishiqiaobuqiwome?”

yiluwangxuexiaodemenkouzouqu,xialeqiyijingcongqianmianrenqundeyilunzhongtingdaole“beisizhe”demingzi。

xianglaijiushizheijiahuozaochenglexiaomenkoudejiaotongyongdu,redeyiqunhuachizaitashenpangweiguanba!

zhaoyueerpaodehenkuai,zheiyizhayanjiuyijingchongjinrenqun,danyehenkuaicongrenqunzhongjilechulai。

“qiqi!shitabenren!shuo!tashibushilaidengnide?nimendaodishishenmeguanxi?zaibucongshizhaolai,womenyoujin!”

xialeqibeitawendexintiaojiasu,erqieyuanyuande,tayijingkandaobibierendougaochuyigetoudebeisizhechaotazheibiankanleguolai。

talalezhaoyueeryiba,guyijiangjiaobufangmanleyixie。

“takenengzhendeshilaidengwode,danshi,wohetajueduihaimeiyoudaoneizhongguanxi!nibiewangle,taxihuanderenyizhidoushiwojie!”

“neitalaidengnizuoshenme?”

“keneng……youqiuyuwo……”

haimeidengtashuowan,yiguqiangdadeqichangyijingchaotazheibianyaleguolai。

weizaixiaomenkouderenqunsihuzidongfenchuleyitiaodao,xialeqixiayishidenashudanglian,shituyizuikuaidesuducongrenqundelingyibianjishanerguo。

dantadedongzuohaishimanle,xiaofudeyilingyijingbeirencongxiazhishangtileyixia。

“duoshenme?zaojiukanjiannile。”

beisizhewanquanbugusizhouchayidezhushi,zhijiechexiaxialeqichenzhongdeshubaotitabeizaijianshang。

zhaoyueerkandemudengkoudai,yaoshuotamenzhenbushineizhongguanxi,dasidoubuxin!

“biewuhui,woweilaijiefu!weilaijiefu!”

xialeqimianpibo,tingdaosizhouyijingyourenqilefeiyi,jimangjieshi。

beisizheshuangmouweiweiyimi,miansekanshangqusiyouyisidandandenuyi,kecuxindemourenquebingmeichajue。

“zouba!xiaoyizi!nidebangwozuojianshi!”

zaitayansudehechihou,zhongrenyebuyueertongdeanjinglexialai。

e,yuanlaihaizhendeshi“weilaijiefu”a……