手撕绿茶闺蜜,这婚我不结了,耶稣也留不住!第1章

“xieni?wodehunxieni!nimenzheiqunfeiwushiganshenmechide!”

jianruibaozaodenanshengxiangyigengangzhen,henhenzhajinwodetaiyangxue。

我猛地睁开眼。

rumushishuxidehunfang,manyandehong,cidewoyanjingshengteng。

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dishang,shibeitachuaifandeyizihesanluoyidideguaguo。

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我愣住了。

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jiuyinweiyishuangbeizangqilaidangzuo“hunnao”dehunxie,jishikuaidaolehaimeizhaodao,jiangzhejiudangzhesuoyouqinyoudemian,chedishikong。

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好啊。

这可是你说的。

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所有人都石化了。

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“diulian?xianzaizhishikaishi。”

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“妈,我很冷静。”

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“e,budui。”woxiangshixiangqileshenme,younaqibi。

“zheihunshashiwozijihuabawankuaimaide,xianzaiyechuanbuchengle。jiangzhe,shinixianshuobujiede,nidepeichangwodejingshensunshihehunshasunshi。woyebuduoyao,cougezheng,nizaijiwoshiwan,zonggongshiliuwanjiu。xianzaijiuzhuanjiwo,womenjiuliangqing。”

wodehuayinyiluo,zhenggefangjianyaquewusheng。

liufenzuanzhejinshideshoutingzaibankong,zuibazhangdenengsaixiayigejidan。

jiangzhedelian,yijingconghongsebianchenglezhuganse。

“ni……nihushuobadao!niqiaozha!”taqidehunshenfadou。

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“wo……wobuzhidaoa……”

“nizenmehuibuzhidao?”wobubujinbi,“worangnibangwobaoguanhunxie,nishuoyaogenxinlangneibianderenchuantongyixia,zangqilairenaorenao。xianzaixiezhaobudaole,jiangzhefafeng,yaobasuoyourendouganchuqu。”

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sumandelian,“shua”diyixiabaile。

shangyishi,tashizaiwolinsiqiancaichengrende。

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neishiwomateyimailaizuozhuangshide,pingkouhenda。

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我的目光变得幽深。

“suman,niqueding,nimeiyoubatafangjinneigehuapinglima?”

sumandetongkong,zhouranjinsuo。