第1章

“era,jiujiuma,mabingle!”

bingchuangshangchuqiduojinqishaodelaotaitaihunzhuodeshuangyanqiqiudekanzhezijizuitengaidedaerzi。

tazhidaotaxiangyaozhibingdehuabushaoqian,kedaerzishizuiyouchuxide,tayenadechuzheigeqian。

“lixiangqian,niyaoshiganchuzheigeqianzanliangyebuyongguolea!”

daerzihaimeiyoushuohua,daerxizhaodanijiuyijingkaikoule。

xumanyuetingdaodaerxizheihuazhijuedehunshenbingliang。

lixiangqianweinandekanzhebingchuangshangdelaoniang,“ma,bushiwobuxiangjinizhibing,kenidouyidabasuishule,yemeiduoshaorizihaohuole,zheigeshihouruguohaiyaohuaqianjinizhibing,bushituoleizanmenma?”

“zaishuoniyigezuoguolaodelaotaitai,jiusuanshihuoxiaquyemeishayisi,niyezhidaoxianzaizhengshiwoshiyeshangshengdeguanjianshiqi,ni……haishifangxindezouba,jiudangshizuihouzaiweiersunzuodianhaoshile……”

xumanyueduosuozhezuichun,bilebiyanjing,buzaiqukandaerzi。

zaicizhengyan,youbamuguangluozaileererzideshenshang。

sheizhidaoererzilixiangnanlenghengyisheng,“ma,dagedoubuyuanyichuzheigeqian,wojiugengbukenengchule,dangchuweiledagenibajiadidoutaoganjingle,wokemeiyoudedaoshenmehaochu。”

“erqiewodegongzuoyemeiyoudagehao,zheiqianwoyenabuchu。”

beitajiaochongzhezhangdadedanverlidahua,cishizhengbunaifandekouzhezhijia,lianyigeyanshendoubukenjibingchuangshangdelaoren。

dedaoxiaoxizhejimanghuangganlaidexiaonverlixiaocaomanlianjiaojidepaodaobingchuangbian,kuzhewozhuxumanyuedeshou,“ma,ma!zanzhibing!zanzhuanyuan!zheigeyiyuanbucheng,zanhuanyijia!”

“换什么换?”

lixiangqianchaofengkaikou,“niyiweizanmazheigebinghenjiandan?guangshihuanshenjiuxuyaodajishiwan,jiupingni,ninadechuma?laolaoshishihuiquzhongdiba!”

xumanyuekanzhexiaonver,turanluchuleyigexiaolian,zongguizaitazuixuyaoernvdeshihou,haiyousisiwennuan。

那就这样吧……

zongbunengzhendeqiangqiu,jibenjiubuhaoguodexiaonverzengjianeimeduofudan。

zhaodanichenzhesuoyourenbuzhuyi,qiaoqiaodemodaolebingchuangpangdechatouchu,badiaoleyangqiguandedianyuan。

xumanyuedehuxiyuelaiyuezhong,huoxushiyaosile,daerxidejudongjingranbeitakandeqingchu,

“xiao……xiaocaoa……ma……maduibuzhuni……yihou……yihoumabuzaile,ni……niyaohaohaodeguo……guoxiaqu……”

滴——

xindianjiancedeyiqifangchupingwendedisheng。

shengmingdezuihouyike,xumanyuetingdaolexiaonversixinliefeidekusheng。

xiangdaotazheiyishengyeshikexiaozhiji。

daerzidanvershiyiduilongfengtai,suanmingdeshuotamenshizijidefuxing,congci,tajiukaishilezhangdaershiniandepianai。

kedaerzishigelianainao,weilezhaodanineigenvrenshishoudasileren,zuihouhaishitaqudinglezui,beiguanleershinian。

dengtachuyuzaojiubeizhangdaershiniandejianjinshenghuonongdeyouxiejingshenshichang,shierqingxingshierhutu,daerziquexianqitazheigezuoguolaodeqinmadiurenxianyan,fandaoshiduitabahouzhaodenvrenxiaoshundehen。

danvertongyangshilengmodetaidu。

ererzilixiangnansuiranmeiyoudedaodagedajieneimeduodezhongshi,danxumanyueziwenyemeiyouduibuqitadedifang。

zaineiyangdenianyue,tameirangtadongzheezhe,nengjidedoujile,jiusuanjideburudaerzidanverduo,ketayigedangmadenengzuodeyezuole。

ketachuyuzhihoujiuxiangshitangshoushanyu,zheisangehaizimeiyouyigeyuanyijieshoude。

zhiyouxiaonvermeizenmededaozijideguanzhu,dangnianweilejilixiangqianmaigongzuo,zaozaodejiujixiaocaokanlerenjiashoulecaili,xinghaonvxuxinliyizhidianjizhexiaocao,weilezuzhitabaxiaocaojiajiguanfu,lengshizaguomaitiecougoulecaili。