“嘿嘿！”
“嘿嘿嘿嘿！”
kantaishang，shengaoliangmidejirounanyilianweisuodekanxiangtaixia。
lihuademuguangyuqiyichujifen，xinzhongkaishipansuanyanglao。
buyang？tazhiyoulianggexuanze，diyiyangwo，diershenbaimingliehouyangwo！
“李华，到你了！”
yipangdeqinqianzhizhetaishangshiyidao。
lihuaweiweidiantou，yiliancongrongdehuanbuzouxianggaotai，lutuzhongyuxiaomingcajianerguo，erzhexiangchupengyishundemuguangzhong，haosiyijingqiandinglexuduobupingdengtiaoyueyiban。
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lihuamianwubiaoqingdezuochulepingjia。
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siyadeshengyincongmianjuchuanchu，lihualveweidiantou，mairuliumangxingfazhenzhizhong。
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tineisuojizandenengliangkaishixiangzheweizhizhidiyongru。
yigumomingdeliliangsuizhenengliangdeyongrukaishibiandehuoyue。
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lihuazhengkaishuangmu，kanxiangjuexingshi，dengdaizhepingjia。
“lihua——sji——juangu！”
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“走吧！下一位！”
lihuaxiangzhejuexingshiweiweizhijing，zhuanshenliqu。
zaitachuliumangxingfazhendeshunjian，tineikaipierchudexueqiaoyujingmaikaishijihuo，wushiwukedehuanmanxishouzhetiandizhijianyisandenengliang。
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“但这是长安！”
lihuamuguangsaoguogaotaixiaheiyayadexuesheng。
bujintaishou，xiangyaoshuodianshenme，zhengzaiyunniangzhishi。
“李华，滚下来！”
yidaolengliedesangyinpeihezheweixiedemuguang，yulihuafashengzheduishi。
sanxiguohou，lihuacongxindezoulexialai。
youmeiyouxitong，wanshenmeminga！
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xiaomingyilianxingfendeshuodao。
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lihuadeshangqiezhinendelianpangshang，qiadaohaochudeliuluchusanfenluomo，yijijiushiqideniuqudexiaorong。
“嘿嘿嘿！”
zheifarenshensidexiaosheng，jianzhiyuzhiqianxiaomingdezhuangtairuchuyizhe。
suizhezuihouyimingxueshengdejuexingwanbi，juexingshiqiaoranlichang。
yiweitoufahuabai，shenchuanxizhuangdeyinglanglaozhezouzhitaishang——sanzhongxiaozhang——lushen。
“tongxuemen……（cichushenglveshiwanzi！）”
suizhegeweilingdaojianghuawanbi，yizhongxueshenggensuigebanlaoshihuidaojiaoshi。
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xiaomingduizhelihuatiaomeidao。
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xiaomingzeshidadalieliedegenlihuagoujiandabei，wanquanhushileyipangmeimeideansongqiubo。
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lihuayuerrenlakaishenwei，yiliandaqudekanxiangerren。
……
xiaozhangbangongshinei，leilifengxingdelaoxiaozhanglushendaliangzhesanren。yizhangzhengqishizudemianpangzhishang，guazheyishuangcixiangdeshuangmou！
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lushenkanxiangsunxiaoxiaodeyanshenzhongtouluzhecixiangyujifenhuiyi。
“谢谢校长爷爷！”
孙小小乖巧应声道。
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lushenzheizaolaotouzi，wanquanbukangyaa！beinaniedesisideya！
kanzheerrendehudong，lihuazuijiaobujinyiche。
“xiaozimen，youshenmexiangfameiyou？”
laoyezianpaihaosunxiaoxiaohou，kanxiangerren。
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xiaomingyilianqidaidekanzhelushenlaoyezi。
“gaodengjidechaofanliantifa？”
laoyezisixiaofeixiaodekanzhexiaoming。
“嘿嘿！嘿嘿！”
xiaomingnaonaoshaxiao，yebudahua。
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piankehou，laoyezichangkuaiyixiao，zuihoujiangmuguangkanxianglihua。
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lushenyilianxiaoyideshuodao。
“heihei！laoyezi，wodongwodong！”
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“shizaibuxing，ninjiuzhijieshangwoyibasssdewuqiyexing！”
lihuayilianchanmeideshuodao。