第三章 起个名

shirihou,yixingrenshunlidelaidaolejiqing,cishijiqingyijingbeilaozhugaimingweiyingtian。

zheiyiluzoulai,youzhemuyinghuwei,yeshitaipingwushi。

buguozixixiangxiang,sheitameyoudanziganbanlulantamen?laoshouxingchipishuang,huodebunaifanle?

laozhugangqijiadeshihou,jiudaizheershisigexiongdi,zhaomuleyixieqingzhuang,ranhoujiuduanleyigesanqianduorendefeiwo,zheitufeijianzhelaozhuzheimeyigehenrendoudepaohaoba?

hailanlujianjing,zhinengshuozhaosidoubudaizheimezhaode。

zheiyilushang,zhuyanghemuyingyeshiyuefadeqinjin,zhuyangcongmuyingguanaideyanshendangzhong,jiuzhidao,zijizheigegege,jueduishiyigekeyixinrenderen。

老朱眼光毒啊!

xinbuguo,bukaopude,yebukenengrangtaguolaijieren,bushime?

jushuozailishishang,muyingzaiyunnantingshuomahuanghoubingshihou,beishangguoduerkexue,houlaitingshuozhubiaobingshideshihou,xinsiyujie,baoshoudajierhuanbing,zuihoubingshi。

jinshiruci,bianzujianmuyingzhizhongyi。

yixingrenlaidaoleyizuofudimenqian,zhuyuanzhangconglimianzoulechulai,lianshangdaizhenongnongdexiyuezhise。

“muying,zheihuinixiaozigandebucuo。”laozhukuazanleyiju,ranhoulazhezhongrenjinfu。

zhuyangzheiyikecaizhenzhengkandaolelaozhudexiangmao,guoranbushishenmexiebazilian,gengmeiyoumazi。

laideshihouhaizailushangtante,zheihuijiandaolezhenrenle,zhuyangquexinneizhangbalaozhuhuachengxiebaziliandehuaxiangjiushizaoyao。

kankanlaozhuzheixiangmao,zheimeiyu,zheiyanjing,zheiqidu,zezeze,jiuyigezi:shuai!

weiyimeizhongbuzudeshikenengshiyouyuzhangqizaiwaidazhang,daozhipifubeishaichenglegutongse,meiyouneimebaijing,kezheiwuxingzhizhong,linglaozhudeqishigengzengtianlejifen。

zhuyanggubudebierenle,zhijieyubeizhechaolaozhupuguoqu。

laozhujieguohaizi,lianshangxiyuezhisegengshinonghou,wangzhemashi,xiaodao:“zanwaershenshangnaixiangnaixiangde,meizi,zheiduanshijianxinkunile!”

“doulaofulaoqide,haishuozheixieganshenme。”

laozhulianshangluchuhanhanzhise,dianlediantou,shouzhitoubuduanbonongzhehuaizhongdeyinger,zhibuzhudexiaorongchuxianzaitadelianshang。

zanzhuyuanzhang,yeyouerzile!

jinletingtang,mashihelaozhujieshizuolexialai。

qiaozhelaozhuhuanxidemoyang,mashidandandao:“zhongba,nixianbieguangguzhegaoxing,zheihaizi,daoxianzaihaimeiyougemingni!”

“nishihaizidedie,zheimingnidejitaqiyige。”

laozhuciketingdaomashidehuayu,yeshihuiguoshenlai,dao:“meizishuodeyouli,shigaijizanwaerqigexiangdangdangdemingzi。”

laozhuzheishiliezuiyixiao,youxiehanhandekanzhemashi,dao:“meizi,bumannishuo,zidawojiedaoxiaoxi,wojiuyizhizaixiangjizanwaerqigeshenmeming。”

“weilezheishi,wohaiheshanzhangtamenzixijijiaoleyifan。”

“neiwodaoxiangtingtingnijizanhaiziqigeshenmeming?”mashilianshangyishiluchuxiaorong。

“meizi,nikanjiaozhubiaozenmeyang?”

“zhubiao?”mashiyanzhongluchusisuozhise。

cishizhuyuanzhangbaozhehaizizhanqilai,muguangwangxiangleyuanfang,dao:“biaozhe,ganye。”

“tashizandediyigeerzi,bianshilaoda,zheishiqiyi。”

“qier,yihouzanyaoshijitatianyixiedidimeimei,taziranyaozuoweizhongduodidimeimeidebiaolv。”

“zheiqisan……”laozhuhuitoukanxianglemashi,yanzhongyouxiemomingdeshencai。

mashijiedao:“zheiqisan,rihounidaxialetianxia,zanmendebiaoerliyingzuoyigeshangchengtiandao,xiashunminxinderenyizhijun,tongshuaiqunchen,zhilitianxiabaixing,rangtianxialiminbaixinganjuleye,zheiyishixiwangtaweitianxiarenzhibiaogan,woshuodeduime?”

“meizi,nishuodedui,zanjiushizheimexiangde。”laozhunaolenaotou,dao:“meizi,nizajiuzheimecongmingni?”

mashihanxiaobuyu,zuolezheimeduonianfuqi,duiyulaozhudexinsi,tahaishinengcaidaojifende。

ercikeqiangbaozhongdezhuyang,tingdeshirexuefeiteng,yigunuanliuqingbuzijindecongshuangtuijianpenyongerchu。

zhuyangxinzhongdunshijuedeyizhenganga,buguoqueyidianyebuxinxudekanzhelaozhu……

laozhuturanjianjuedeyiguwenredeyetishentoujinzijideyifu,haiyinyinyueyueyouyixiesaoqi,mangditouyikan,mingbaileyuanwei,xiaomadao:“zheidiyitianjiannilaozi,jiusonglezheimeyifenjianmianli?”

mashijianzhuang,yelianmangdao:“yuer,kuaiqunajianyifuguolai。”

“meishi。”laozhubailebaishoudao:“meizi,bupanixiaohuazanxiaoshihouniaozaizandiezanniangshenshang,neikejiuduole!”

“neigeshihou,jialiqiong,haimeiyifuhuanni,zandiedouzhinengdaizheneiniaozixiadi……”

mashijianlaozhushuoqizheixiechennianwangshi,yeshitandao:“kenixianzaibijingbutongle,nishiyijundetongshuai,dajiahuodoukanzhenini,zheichumenzaiwai,yidingyaozhuyiyibiao,youqishijianzheneixieshizidushuren,neixiewenrenshizizuijiangjiuzheixie,niruoshiyishanbuzhengdequjiantamen,renjiahaiyiweinizhuzhongbabudongdelixianxiashi,daimanletamenzheixiedushurenni!”

老朱笑呵呵的点头。

cikemashijieguoyishang,xiaohehedao:“zhongba,zheishiwoxinweinizuodeyijianyishang,kankanhebuheshen?”

“zhiyaoshizanmeizizuode,neibuguanzashuo,doushihao!”

laozhuhuanshanglexinyi,yuandizhuanleyiquan,guoranjiweiheshitieshen。

zheishi,laozhuhuranyileng,wendao:“meizi,zanbiaoerdemanyueyanhaimeiyoubanba?”

mashidianlediantou,dao:“neihuiernibushizhengzaidazhangme?neiligudelezheige,woxunsizhedengnidawanzhanghuilaizaishuo。”

“rujinzheiyingtianyedaxialaile,yeyinggaibanideneixiebuxiajiangjundoujiaodaoyiqi,dajiahuoyikuairenaorenao。”

“ng。”zhuyuanzhangdianlediantou,dao:“meizi,zheihuashuodebucuo,zhiqianzanshimang,xianzaiyoudianshijianle,zheimanyueyanyidingyaobushang。”

“zheizhuazhoulishibushiyegaitishanglai?”

“neibushizhousuicaibandeme?xianzaijiuban,shibushizaoleyixie?”mashizhoumei。

laozhuxiaodao:“meizi,nibuzhidao,zheiwogangdaxiayingtian,zhouweihaimeishoushililuoni!xianrujin,zhengshikuodazhanguodehaoshiji,woyaoshibayingtianzhouweidezhenjiang,changzhou,danyang,guangdedengdidougongxialai,zanmenzaizheiyingtiancaisuanshizhenzhengzhanwenlejiaogen。”

“zheiyidazhang,sheizhidaohuidaoshenmeshihou,yiwokan,burutishanglai,daoshihoudajiazaiyiqijuyiju,yefangbiangenghaodeguwushiqi。”

“hao,neijiuzhaonishuodeban。”laozhuyishuo,mashibianmingbaiqizhonglihai,zishizhichizhangfu。