第3章 极品丈母娘

“ng……nihailengzheganshenme?”baxinglixiangzhengleyibianzhihou,taturanniutoukanxiangwo,shensezhongdaizheneimeyisiniunie,“nibuxizaome?denghuierwomenjiudequjienverle。”

xibuxizao,hejienvershiliangmashi,tadeyisishixiwanzaozhihou,zaigentaqinre,zheishiwomenduonianlaiyangchengdexiguan,bijingjitianmeijian,xiaobieshengxinhun。

erqinrewanshizhihou,jiukeyiquzhangmuniangjiajienverle,dengnverhuijia,womenziranyaozhuyizijideyanxingjuzhi。

wobailebaishou:“zheijitianganjueyouxielei,buxile。”

tawenyan,shenseturanjiushiyibian,jibuzoudaolewodeshenpang,couguonaodaijiuzaiwodeshenshangxiulexiu,zhihouyilianhuyidao:“yigujiuwei,chuyaozuotianzhendeshiheduolelaide?”

“嗯。”

“neinishenshangdejiuweishishenmeyisi?”

“wohewode,tahetade。”

“nimen……meiyouzuoshenmeba?”

tajingranhuaiyiwoduitameiyouqitu?

wozheishixinliyeshijuedejiqigaoxiao,zheitamafenmingjiushinichuguile,xianxiashouweiqiangzheizhaoyeyongzailaozishenshanglaile?hainanimeizuowenzhang!

yaobushilaozishoushangzhengjubuzu,feidejiniyibazhang!**nalilaideyongqizheimeshuo?

梁静茹给的?

“hehe,nishibuxiangxinwo,haishibuxiangxinchuyao?”

“haha,wozenmehuibuxiangxinnimen!”hualuo,tazhuanguoshen,bashenshangdequnzituolexialai,huanleyishenrichangfu。

erneijianqunzi,zebeitayongyijiaxiaoxinyiyidiguajinleyijuzhong。

jiujibaikuaideyifu,nizhiyuzheiyang?

dengzhuanshenquheshuideshihou,wodakaiyiju,fanchuneiqunzidepaizikanlekan,jiezheyoudakaishoujichalecha。

shijianyangguizideyanghuo,youmingdeshechipin,jiagejiuqianzuoyou,danzaitadezuilijiuchenglejibaikuaidedongxi。

quandoushipianrende,gujizheiyeshinageyenanrenjitamaideliwuba?

jibenlejielezhenxianghou,wodeyikexinjiuxiangshidiaojinlebingku,wojiubumingbaile,taweishenmeyaozheiyangzuo。

wozhiqianjitahuaqianbudafangma?

xianzaiwodegongsishichuzhuangkuangle,shoutoushijinleyixie。

nanbuchengzheiyang,tajiuduandingwojiuchedixianyule,payihougenzhewoguokurizi,tiqianzhaohaotuilu?

haishishuo,jinjinshixunqiu**?

haiyou,jiujingshishei,tamadeganjiwochencangdailvmaozi?

rangwozhidao,laozifeifeileta!

wozheigeren,shiyouxiedananzizhuyi,naodaishangdingzheyipiancaoyuanzheiyangdeshi,shijieshoubulede,ruguorangwozhidaozheigenanrenshishei,wohuirangtazhidaodezuiwochencangdexiachang。

yuanbenhaixiangnalaopodeshoujikankan。

danshixianglexianghaishisuanle,chufeishizaishitaichun,tabuhuizaishoujishangliuxiarenhedebabing。

erqiejiusuanshiwozhendezhaodaoshenmexinxi,meiyouzhuorennashuang,neiyiyiweishibuda。

bixuyaodangchangjiuzhuazhuxianxing,rangtawuluketuicaishizhengquedezuofa。

lianggexiaoshizhihou,wohelaopoqujienver。

wodezhangmuniang,mingjiaozhaoguifen,shuojuhaotingde,shicaimi,nantingde,neijiushishilile。

dangchuwohelaopijiehundeshihou,tashuowojiazushangshidahu,cailiqiandetugejili,yaoleliushiliuwanbaqian。

ruguobushineihuierwochuangye,zhuanledianxiaoqian,gujidaoxianzaihaishidanshen。

jishiruci,zaijiehunzhihou,tahaishixiangfangshefaxiangcongwozheiernaqian。

woneihuierkaileyijiajiancaigongsi,shengyihaodeshihou,taduiwodaoshifufutietiede。

danshizhihoushengyichuleyiwaizhihou,tadelengyanlengyujiulaile。

tebieshiqianzhenzigongsiganggangdaobineihuier,napashiwoqutajiachidunfan,tadouxianwochidetaiduo,erqiefanzhuozhishangdehua,jiaqiangdaibang。

xianzaixiangxiang,wozhiyumawo?hebizheifanshouqi!

zuihaobierangwozhuadaoninverchuguidezhengju!

……

“chencang,jiexialaiderizidasuanzenmeguoa?”

ganggangzaishafashangzuoxia,zhangmuniangjiukaikoule。

“zanshihaimeiyoujihua,kanqingkuangba。”

qishiwoxinliyijingyouledazhidejihua,zhishijingguolaopozheishizhihou,wobuxiangduoshuo。

erqiejiusuanshiwoshuole,tayebuhuidong。

nvrensuoguanxinde,daduodoushinishenmeshihouhuizhuanqian,nengzhuandaoshenmeshu,goubugoutamenhuaxiao。

“shenmekanqingkuanga?woshuo,xiaoyuzheihaizidouzheimedale,xiabanniangaishangyoueryuanleba?nihaibuxiangxiangzenmezhuanqian?zongbunengrangyunmanyigenvrenzaiwaitouleisileihuoyanghuonimenba?”zhangmuniangdeyuqi,daizheyisimingxiandenuyi。

“ma,nishaoshuoliangju,chencangzijiyoujihuade,nibiegenzhexiachanhe。”laopozheihuierdaoshizhanzailewozheiyibian。

“xing,zheigeburangshuo,neigeburangshuo,gancuoxiaoyuyenimenzijidaidele,wotinimencaoxinhaicaoxinchucuolebucheng!”yidunbaoyuanzhihou,tadeshoujixiangle,bianyezhinengjieshuzheitaotaobujuedexunhua,xianjieqiledianhua。

laopozuozaideshenbian,wanzhewodeshoubei,pailepaiwojianbang,shiyibuyaozaiyi。

kanzhetaneititiedemoyang,woxinlibuyougengshiyumen。

tayaoshidaiwozhenxinzhenyigaiduohaoa?

“shenme?barentongle?nishibushifengle!nigegoudongxi!buyaohuilaile!rangrenlaquchenjiangdele!”zhangmuniangzheicaimeishuoliangju,jiuchedimaohuole,duizheshoujijiushiyidunchouma,mawanzhijiejiuguaduanledianhua。

kanzheiqingkuang,yinggaishilaozhangrenzaiwaitouyouchushile。

laozhangrenjiaoluzhangjun,huolekuaiyibeizi,shenmebenshimeixuehui,chihepiaodudaoshiyangyangjingtong。

youqishizheijinian,gengshimeishaoreluanzi,jinjuzichenglejiachangbianfan。

birushuo,shijibaishangqianshuyingchenglejiachangbianfan,meixiangdaozheicijingranbarenjitongle。

zheishichilexiongxinbaozidan?

“nibazheigegoudongxi,yibanianjile,haizheimebuzhediao,jingranhaibarentongle!!renjiayaopeiershiwan!wozheishizaoleshenmeniea!”zhangmuniangshuozheshuozhe,jiuzaipangbianhaotaodakuleqilai。

laopozheihuieryeshiqidehunshenfadou:“ma!babazheimebuzhangjixing,wojuedehaishideguanjinjuziligaizaoyifan,yaoburanjiebudiaode!”