三月，江南阳春。
“kuai！kuai！”pangjunyibianzhuaizhehanfengdeshou，yibianbutingdicuicu。
pangjunyuanmingzhangjunyi，shibanzhongdiyipang，renchengpangjun。pingshixingdongchihuan、bulvpanshan，jintianquejianburufei，zhuaizhehanfengwangtushuguanpao，shishufanchang。
“pangjun，nidaodiyaoganshenme，xuyaojichengzheiyangzima？”hanfengdoubeipangjundefanchangbiaoxianjinongmengle，henxiangwenchuyigesuoyiran。
“lengmianxiaohualukeer，youzaijieshouquanxiaodetiaozhanle！”
pangjunfeijingdilazhehanfeng，houlonglifachuhuchihuchidexiangsheng，zheishuomingtashishichuchinaidejingerzaipaole：“sheiyinglelukeer，jiukeyigentadanduyuehui！zheishilukeerzaibiyeqian，zuihouyicijieshoutiaozhan！bixudezhuazhujihuia！”
lengmianxiaohualukeer，zhiyaoshigenansheng，douyinggaitingshuoguode。tadechuming，yifangmianshiyinweipiaoliang，“xiaohua”zheigeciyongzaitadeshenshang，yidiandoubuweiguo；dantadechuming，juebujinjinshiyinweipiaoliang，gengshiyinweicaihua，tebieshizaidiannaobianchengshangdecaihua！
yigeyoucaihuademeinv，bumianjiuhuiyangao。yibannanshenggenbenrubuletadefayan，gengbieshuokaojinta，suoyibeiguanyile“lengmianxiaohua”dechuohao。
hanfengzainaohaizhong，ganggangdiaoquleguanyulukeerdelingxingxinxi，tamenjiuyijingdaoletushuguan。
“kuai！jiuzaijifang！”pangjunyigejingerwangjifangmenkouji，yibiancuicuhanfeng。
jifangdemenkouyijingjimanleren，jiurutiepiguantoulizhuangmanleshadingyu，zhiyouchudefener，meiyoujindefener。zheidoushibailengmianxiaohuazaochengdehongdongxiaoyingsuoci！zheikongqiandeshengkuang，yezuyishuominglelukeeryouduoshounanshengdeqinglai！
hanfengbenduilukeerjieshoutiaozhanzhileideshibingbulezhong，bijingtayeshiyounvpengyouderen。danshi，yikanxianchangrucirenao，tayeshihaoqixinqi，xiangqutangejiujingle。
danshi，kuyurenshizaitaiduo，zenmejidoujibujinqu。
hanfengduitushuguandejiegouleruzhizhang，zheigejifanggengshitameirihunjidedifang。hanfenglingjiyidong，xiangdaohaiyouyigedifangkeyikandaojifanglimiandezhuangkuang。tajiuchelepangjunyiba：“genwolai。”pangjun：“wei，fengzi，niyaoqunali！”hanfeng：“wojiaonigenwolai，nijiugenwolai！”pangjunzhidaohanfengdianziduo，jiuzhendegenzhetaqule。
zheigejifangdenanmianyouyishanchuanghu，beiyizhujudadebajiaoshujizhebile，qitarenbingbuqingchu。
“fengzi，haishiniyoubanfa！womenxianzaizhishaokeyikandaolengmianxiaohuale！”pangjunyibianfeihuazhe，yibiangenzhehanfengjidaolebajiaoyedexiamian。touguoluodibolichuang，hanfengdemuguangdunshibeiyigeqiaolingdeshenyingjixiyinzhule。
zaizheigetushuguandejifangdangzhong，zaojiuyijingjimanlenansheng，dangranyeyoubushaokanrenaodenvsheng，xiandaoxianzhan、renmanweihuan。danshi，zaijifangdedangzhongqueliuchuleyigeyuanxingkongjian，zhijingdayueyouyimibananshengshuangshoupingshenneimezhang，meiyourenzaiwangqianjile，fangfodajiadouyousuogujiyiban。zaizheigeyuanquanzhizhong，zhengzhanzheyigenvsheng。
tashuzheyishuguangjiedemawei，ejiaoqingmei，qiongbiqiaoting，lianxingbingbushidianxingdeguazilian，quetouzheyizhongqingjuanwei。hanfengjinguanyiqianyejianguolukeer，danshijintiantademeitebieyangyi、tebiebuju，yexugenjintiantashijueduidezhujiaoyouguanxi。
hanfengdenvyouxuyinyesuanshixiaohuajidemeinvle，danyulukeerxiangbi，haishishaoxunleyichou。zheiyidianhanfengyebudebuchengren。
lukeerdemeishengzaiyizhongguzilidegaoao，shengzaiyizhongyouneierwaidehuoli，tashenshangyouyizhongyexing，huozheshuoshiyizhongchongjili，rangrenjuedenanyikaojin、buhaojiayu。qiaqiashizheiyidian，duinanshengquechongmanlezhimingdexiyinli。
zhengzaihanfengfalengdeshihou，zhitingjifangzhonghuranyouyigenansheng，zhizheyitailansetaishidiannao，chonglukeerdao：“lengmianxiaohua……bu……lukeer，sheinengrangzheitaidiannaozhengchangkaiji，jiunengdandugenniyuehui，duiba？nikeyaoshuohuasuanhua！”
yitingshirangtaishidiannaozhengchangkaiji，hanfengjiulikemingbaile，lengmianxiaohualukeerjintianshiyihezhongfangshijieshouquanxiaonanshengbaokuonvshengdetiaozhanle！
hanfengdedaxueshidai，zaixuexibianchengdedaxueshengzhongliuxingzheyizhongjiaoliangjishudeshouduan。tamenchangchangzaigonggongjisuanjifangdediannaozhongbianxieyigebingduchengxu，jiangyingpanjisuosi，lingbierenwufazhengchangkaijiqidong，zhiyouzijikeyirenyidakai。ruguoyoulingwaiyigediannaogaoshou，poyilebierenshejidebingduchengxu，jiusuanying！tongshi，yehuodelezairenqianxuanyaodeziben！
erjintian，lukeerxianranjiushizaineitailansetaishidiannaozhong，xieleyigechengxujiangyingpansuosile。ruguosheinenggoujiangzhipoyi，jiukeyigenlukeerdanduyuehui！
zheitingshangqusihushihenjiandandeshi。zaijifangzhong，dequeyeyoubushaoxueshengbianxiedebingduchengxu，buduanbeibierenpoyi。danshi，meicilukeerbianxiedechengxu，quemeiyouyigexueshengnengzaiyitianneipoyidiao。youshihou，lukeerbianxiedebingduchengxu，qitagaoshouyaofeiyigelibaicainengpoyiyeshichangshi。suoyi，lukeeryijingdasikuaiyaobiyele，quehaimeiyourenheyigenanshengnenggouhuodedanduyulukeeryuehuidezige。
lukeerqingcuideshengyinxiangqi：“woxianglaidoushishuohuasuanhuade。sheinenggoushunlikaiqizheitaidiannao，yiqianwodouzhijichuyigejiangli，jiushinenggenwodanduyuehui，jintianshiwozaixiaoqijianzuihouyicijieshoutiaozhan，suoyiwozaijichudiergejiangli！sheipoyilewodechengxu，rangdiannaozhengchangkaiji，sheijiukeyinazouzheitaiibmbijibendiannao！”
“wa！”zhenggejifangdunshiyipianhuaran。
neigeshidai，kebuxiangjintianyiyang，renshouyitaibijiben！zheishiyigedajiadouzaijifanghuowangbashangwangdeshidai！gerendiannaohaimeiyoupuji。xueshengsushedangzhong，jihudouzhaobudaoyongyoutaishidiannaodezhu。ruguosheiyongyouyitaidiannao，jialikendingfeifujigui，bushiputongrengaopandeqide。raner，lukeerqueyongyouyitaizijidebijibendiannao，erqieshichunjinkoudeibm。lukeerdejiatingbeijinglingrenchongmanxiangxiang。
jiurumeigeqishoudouxiangyongyouyipibaoma，meigexiechengxudenianqingrendouxiangyongyouyitaishouti。ruguopoyilelukeerbianxiedebingduchengxu，jiujikeyiyulukeerdanduyuehui，younengyongyouyitaiibmbijibendiannao，zheidengyushimeinvbaomayibudaoweia！
zheiduijifanglineixienanshenglaishuo，jianzhishinanyididangdeyouhuo。youxierenyijingzaihuanxiang，yishoulouzhelengmianxiaohualukeer，yishoubawanzhebijibendiannaole。pangjunyebuliwai，taliangyanzhongjiuchamaochuhongxinglai，tadezuijiaoliuxialekoushui。
hanfengjiangyipianzhijinsairulepangjundeshouzhong：“kannizheidianchuxi。”pangjunzheicaiyishidaozijideqiuyang，ganjinyongmianjinzhicaleyibazuiba，chonghanfengdao：“fengzi，nandaonijiubuyanchan？”hanfeng：“youshenmehaoyanchande？”pangjundao：“lukeershiwoxiaojueduidediyimeinv！nikantadeyaoshijueduidexiaomanyao，haiyoutadexiongkougaosong……”
tingpangjunyueshuoyuelipu，hanfengdaduan：“woyounvpengyoule。”pangjun：“jiusuanduimeinvwugan，danneitaibijibendiannao……”hanfeng：“baozizonghuiyoude，bijibendiannaoyezonghuiyoude。”
hanfengbushizaishuodahua，jinguantaxianzaijialimeiqian，dantaxiangxinzijiyihoukendinghuiyouqian，erqiehuiyoudaqian。
pangjunduzhezui：“yitaibijibenyiwanliuqianduo，woliangniandehuoshifeia！”gujihenduorenshigenpangjunyiyangdexiangfa，suoyikaishixianglukeerfaqitiaozhanle。
zhijianyiweigezitinggao、zhangxiangyehaiguodequdenansheng，zoushangqianqu：“woyaoshiyishi。”lukeerdelianshangmeiyouxiaorong，lenglengdishuo：“qingbian。”neinanshengchaolukeerkanleyiyan，jiuzailansediannaoqianmiandeyizizhongzuolexialai。
tayaozuodejiushirangtaishidiannaozhengchangkaiji。zheihaiburongyi？zhiyaoanyixiadianyuankaiguanbujiuxingle！dabufenrendoushizheimexiangde，zheigenanshengyeshizheimezuode，tadeshouzhizaikaijidianyuanshanganleyixia。
“du”diyisheng，genzhengchangkaijiwanquanyiyangdeshengyin。zheigenanshengdelianshangluchulexiaorong。yinggaichengleba！pangguanzhedoudingzheneitaidiannao。tamenhaizhendanxinjiuzheimeshunlikaijile，neilengmianxiaohuaheibmdiannaoqibushidouyaobeicirendele！
raner，qingkuangquemeiyouzheimeleguan。suirankaijideshengyinshizhengchangde，danshidiannaopingmuquemeiyouliang。yimiaozhong、liangmiaozhong……shimiaozhong……banfenzhong，haishimeiyouliang。
lengmianxiaohualukeerluchulelenglengdexiao，erneigeshangqutiaozhandenanshengquemaochulenghan。tazhejile，shoujiurenbuzhukaishizaijianpanshangqiaodaleqilai。qituyongzheizhongfangfazhengchangkaiji。danshi，taqiaodaleyizhenzhihou，hurandiannaofachule“wu”diyishengjuxiang，badajiadouheleyitiao。
rangzhongrengengweichijingdeshi，pingmushangjuranchuxianlejigedaxiedeyingwen：fuckyoupojiezhe。
dajiayikaishihaikanbudong，lengzainali。pangjunyeyouxiebumingbai，wenyipangdehanfeng：“zheishishenmeyisi？”hanfengxiaozhedao：“jiushi‘wenhouni，jiemizhe’deyisi！”pangjunzheicaimingbaiguolai。
guolehaoyihuier，dajiayedoumingbaile。neigenanshengliandoubaile，zirenpojiebule，zaidaixiaquzhiyoudiuliandefener，huiliuliudipaozoule。
lengmianxiaohualukeerxianxianshouzhizaijianpanshangqiaojileyixia，diannaoyouguanjile，tachaozhongrenlengyanyixiaodao：“haiyourenyaoshishima？”
jiexiaqu，haiyoubusixindesuoweijisuanjixigaoshou，yigegeshangqu，yigegezai“fuckyoupojiezhe”deziyangzhong，luohuangertao。
hanfengrenbuzhuxiaole，xinlixiang，zheigelukeerhaizhenyoudianyisi，jingranyong“fuckyoupojiezhe”zheiyangdeyingwenlaixinongtiaozhanzhe。
pangjunyezirenmeiyoubenshipoyi，choumeijinsuo。
kexiayimiao，yishengchixiaochuanlai。
“zheigebingduqishiyidiandoubunan！”