pangjunchayidekanlekanhanfeng:“nibiechuiniu,youbenshinishangqutiaozhanta!”
hanfengqueyaotoushuo:“ruguowopoyile,lukeeryaowogentadanduyuehuineizenmeban?”pangjunshuo:“neihaibuhao?tashixiaohua,nagenanshengbuxianggentadanduyuehui?”hanfengqueshuo:“nidangranshimeiwenti,kewoyijingyounvpengyoule。”pangjunchidao:“wokannia,jiushichuiniu,genbenpojiebulelukeerdebingduchengxu!”hanfengdingzhepangjundao:“denghuineixierenzoule,wojiushangqupojiejinikan!”pangjun:“hao,wojiudengzhekanniyoushenmebanfa!”
jifangderenzaiyigegedishaoqilai。jihumeishimiaozhong,jiuhuiyouyigebuxinxiedenanshengshangquchangshipojie,danjieguoqueshiyigegedibaixiazhenlai,songjitamendejiushijudade“fuckyoupojiezhe”,neixienanshengshouci**zhihou,doumeilianzaijixudaixiaqu,huiliuliudizoule。zhidaozuihou,zhenggejifangjiuzhishengxialeshilaigenansheng,yijingwanquanburuxianqianneibanyongji、renaole。
hanfenghepangjunyeyicongneishanxiaochuangqiandebajiaoshudixia,laidaolejifangdangzhong,zhanzaizuihoumian。qianmiandeshilaigenanshenghaizaijixutiaozhan。pangjunyouxiebuxiangxindiwen:“fengzi,nizhendenengpojie?niyaozhidao,zaisuanfashang,nikeshiburuwode!”
zaijisuanjixizhong,pangjunyesuanshiyigerenwu,tadetounaoluojixingfeichangqiang,zaichengxusuanfashanghenyouyitao。jintian,pangjunbashiyouhanfenglalai,benlaishiweileranghanfengjianzhengzijiqikaidesheng、yingdexiaohuadeyimu。meiyouxiangdao,xiaohuajichudebingduchengxuzheimelihai,rangzuoweisuanfagaoshoudepangjunyewunengweili!pangjunzishizaichengxushangbihanfengjigaoyichou,jiranzijidoumeibanfagaodingdeshiqing,hanfengyouzenmekenenggaoding!
hanfengquedao:“wozhidaonizaisuanfashangbiwolihai,danshizheigebingduchengxugensuanfameiguanxi。wogennijiandanshuoyixia,nijiunenglejieyigedagai!”
“kaijiyihouchuxianyixingfuckyoupojiezhe,zhuyaohaishibingduduimbrfenqudexiugaizaochengde。diannaozhongzhufenquhekuozhanfenqudexinxi,beibaocunzaiyingpandembrfennei。womenkaijiyunxingdeshihou,jingguozhubanjigegebuweijiadian……ranhouduquyingpanmbrfenquneidexitongxinxi,zuihoujiazaixitong。ruguozheigembrfenqudexinxishicuowude,neimejiuhuitishiniyigecuowuxinxi,zheigecuowuxinxitongguoxiugaimbrfenqudexinxi,shikeyibeizidingyide,zheiyangjiujinbuquxitong……”hanfengdishengxiangxijieshileyibian,ranhoushuo:“nixianzaitingdongleba?”
pangjunshidongdiannaode,youxietingdong,danyoumeiwanquandong,tawen:“nishuozheimeduodaoli,guanjianshiruhejiejuewenti,shixiankaijini?”hanfengzhidaopangjunbingmeiwanquandong,jiudao:“zheigema,yejiandan,zhiyaosanbu……”hanfenghaimeilaidejixiangxijiangjiejipangjunting,yigeqingliang、quebushenyouhaodeshengyinchongtamenxiangqi:“nimenliangge,shibushiyexiangyaotiaozhan?”
hanfengzheicaifaxian,ruodadeyigejifang,yizhishenglukeer、hanfenghepangjunsangerenle。kanlaiqitarendouyijingzai“fuckyoupojiezhe”deziyangzhongbaibeierqu。
mianduizheigejimeiyougaolengdelukeer,hanfengyixiao:“wobuxiangtiaozhan,pangjunxiang。”lukeerchaohanfengdaliangleyiyan,zuijiaowanqileyisibuxie:“nibutiaozhanshimingzhide,yinweinilaitiaozhandejieguo,jiushidedaoyige‘fuckyoupojiezhe’。”hanfenghenxiangbianjie,shuozijishiyinweiyounvpengyou,suoyibuxiangcanjiatiaozhan。danzhuannianyixiangyemeiyoubiyaojieshi。zhitingpangjunshuo:“woyebutiaozhan。”
lengmianxiaohualukeerbuxiedishuo:“nimenbutiaozhan,zhenghaotiwojieshengshijian。womenjiangzhongshidadenanshenga,meiyigejianglainengchengweiyouchuxidechengxuyuan!beiaia!”tayibianshuo,yibiantiqileibmbijibendiannao,weiangzheqiaoe,zouchujifang,jitamenliuxiayigelengyandebeiying。
lukeergangzou,pangjunjiucuicuqilai:“xianzaitayijingzoule,nikeyipojieleba?”hanfengshuo“meiwenti”,jiuzaidiannaoyishangzuolexialai。tadeshuangshouzaijianpanshangfeikuailvedong,shulianyiji,yourufeidiechuanhuayiban。hanfengyibiancaozuo,yibianjieshishuo:“diyibu:jinpe。dakaidiskgeniusfenqugongju。xianzaiwomenkeyikandaoyingpanlideshujuquandouwandanle,danshibuyongzheji,youjiandianjiyingpan,xuanzesousuoyidiushidefenqu,zaixuanzezhenggeyingpandianjikaishisousuo。
dierbu:sousuodaoshujudianjibaoliu,dangjindudaoda100%deshihou,dianjiqueding,dianjibaocunanniu,ranhounihuifaxianshujudouhuilaile。
disanbu:zhongjianzhuyindaojilu,zaitiaochudekuangkuangliquandouxuanze‘shi’,zaixiufuyixiaxitongyindao,okle!”
hanfengzuihouzaijianpanshangfeichangxiaosadiqiaojileyixia,yourudajuyidingyiban。guoran,jiuzaicishidiannaofachule“di”deyisheng,ranhoupingmuyitiao,chuxianlekaijihoudeshuxijiemian,erneigeciyande“fuckyoupojiezhe”,quebingmeiyouchuxian。pangjunhenshijingyadipailexiahanfengdehoubei:“nixinga!zhendejinipojiele!buguo,woyaokankan,shifouzaicikaijiyeshihaode!”hanfenghenyouzixindidao:“neinilaishi!”shuozhe,hanfengjiubazuoweirangjilepangjun。
pangjunzuolexialai,guanji、zhongqi,zaicifeichangshunlidikaijile,zheishuominghanfengshizhendepojielebingdu,xiufulediannao。pangjunxinliduihanfeng,buyoujiushengqileyizhongxianmujiduhendeganjue。
“nimenhaizaizheiliganshenme?”neigeqingliang、youhenyoujuligandeshengyinzaiduxiangqi。hanfenghepangjunzhuantou,zhijianlengmianxiaohualukeeryoukuaibuzoulejinlai。hanfengfanwenleyiju:“nizenmeyehuilaile?”lukeerpieleyiyanhanfeng:“wodeshuibeiwangzheierle。”
guoran,neitailansediannaobeihou,youyigejingzhidelvseshuibei。lukeerquleshuibei,zhengyaozoudeshihou,huranmuguangpiedaolediannaopingmushang,jiaobujiubudongle:“sheipojiede?”taxierulebingduchengxudediannao,cishiqueyijingzhengchangkaijile!
tazaicipieleyiyanhanfeng,ranhouyoudingzhepangjun:“shinipojiede?”yanqian,zhiyoupangjunshizuozaidiannaoqiande,suoyitaxiangdangranjiuyiweishipangjun,ermeiyouwanghanfengdeshenshangxiang。
hanfengzhengxianghuidashuoshizijipojiede,kepangjunqiangxiandao:“dangranshiwola。”hanfengyizheneran,meiyouxiangdaopangjunhuigongranqiangzijidegonglao。
pangjuncongdiannaoyilizhanqilai,jianghanfengladaoleyibian,yongdidaozhiyoutamenliangcainengtingdaodeshengyindao:“hanfeng,nibushiyounvpengyouma,nishibunenggenlengmianxiaohuayuehuide,duiba?suoyi,zheigejihuijiurangjiwoba!jintianniheninvpengyouxuyinbushiyaoquchikendejima?huilaiwobaoxiao!”
hanfengtingdao“kendeji”sangezi,yikanshoubiao,xinxiangzaole!
jintianshihanfengde22suishengri,pingshichibuqikendeji,jintiantadasuanyunvyoushechiyixia,yuezaixiawuwudiankendejijianmian。kexianzaiyijingshiwudianlingwufenle,chidaole!nvyouxuyinshizuibuxihuantachidaode。talaibujixiangbiede,chaopangjunhelukeershuoleyisheng“woxianzoule,zaijian!”jiufeiyesidibenchuletushuguandejifang。
lengmianxiaohualukeeryonghuaiyideyanshendingzhepangjun:“zhendeshinipojiede?”pangjunlaolianyixiao:“dangranshiwo!zheilihaiyoubiedeshenmerenma?”lukeeryouwen:“gangcai,nigennineitongbanshuoshenmeni?”pangjundanxinlukeerhuixiangdaohanfengshenshang,jiubianlegehuangyandao:“e,tayaoqingnvpengyouchikendeji,meiqian,genwojieni!”lukeerbuxiedidao:“qingnvyouchikendejihaiyaojieqian,yegoumeichuxide!”
pangjunxiaozhedao:“bieguantale。lukeernishuoguo,sheinengpojienidebingduchengxu,jiunenggennidanduyuehui,hainengnazounideibmbijibendiannaoduiba?nishuohuasuanhuadeba?”
kanzhepangjundefeilian,lukeerxiangdaoyaoyutadanduyuehui,xintoubuyoufanqiyizhenexin。danshi,tashuoguodehua,congweishiyanguo,zheishitazuorendeyuanze。lukeerjiushuo:“woconglaishuohuasuanhua。nishuoba,shenmeshihouxianggenwodanduyuehui?”pangjunhoulongzhongyanxialeyikoutuomo:“jiuxianzaiba!”
lukeerxintoushiyiwangebuyuanyi,danshitayoudeduixianchengnuo,jiudayingdao:“neihao,zheijiuzouba!”pangjunxiaodingzhelukeershouzhongdebijibendiannao:“zheitaiibmbijibendiannao,haishiwozijilaitiba?”pangjundeyisihenmingxian,zheitaidiannaoyeyijingbeitayingqule,tajiujizhexiangnadaoshou。
lukeerxintouyizhenbushe,dantahaishibabijibendiannaodijipangjun。
pangjundelianshangdouxiaokaihuale,ganjinshenchushouqujie。
danzhengzaipangjundeshou,jiuyaopengdaobijibendiannaodeshihou,lukeerhuranshuo:“dengdeng!”
hanfengjinganmanganzhongyulaidaolejulijiangzhongshidajigongliwaidekendeji,cishiyijingshibangwanwudiansanshile,zhengzhengchidaolebangezhongtou。hanfengxiang,zheicixuyinyidingyaochongzijifahuole。
ranerchuhuhanfengyiliaozhiwaideshi,zhangfachuijian、jifusixuedexuyinquebingmeiyoushengqi,ershiyijingmaihaochide、zhengweixiaozhedengta。hanfengmangdao:“duibuqia,wobeipangjunlaqubanledianshi,suoyilaiwanle。nibuhuishengwodeqiba?”xuyinquerengranxiaozhe:“jintianshinideshengri,wozenmehuishengnideqini!chenrekuaichiba。”
xuyinhainaqileruanyinliaoyuhanfengpenglepeng,shuo:“shengrikuaile!”hanfengyekaixindixiaozhe:“nizhenhao!”liangrenxiaozhedibadongxidouchile。
xuyinhudiyoushuo:“jintianwoyaosongniyigeliwu。”hanfengjingxi:“shenmeliwu?”xuyinxiaoyanruhua:“nibishangyanjing,shenchushou。”hanfengyiyanbishangleyanjing,shenchuleshouzhang。yihuier,tadeshouzhongjiuduoleyigexiaodongxi,xuyindeshouhaigaizaitadeshoushang。zhitingxuyinroushengshuodao:“nikeyizhengkaiyanjingle,kankanwoshouxiamian,danshibunengjibierenkandao。”
hanfenghaoqi,toutouwangshouxinkanleyan。
zheiyiyan,rangtamengranzhijianyigurexuewangshangchong,tashouzhangzhizhong,jingranshiyimei‘lanjingling’。
nandao,xuyinyaozaitashengriderizi,bazijiwanwanquanquandijiaojita!?
zuoweixueqifanggangdenansheng,hanfengzennengbujidong?
zhiqian,hanfengyouyiwuyiditichuguohenduoci,xiangyaoyuxuyin……danshidoubeitajujuele。meixiangdao,jintian,tajingranrucizhudong,haikexindizhunbeihaolegongju!zheirangtashifenhuanxi,yeyouxiegandong。hanfengjidongbuyididuixuyinshuo:“neiwomenkuaizouba?zhaoyigelvguanma?”