第2章 两难选择

pangjunchayidekanlekanhanfeng:“nibiechuiniu,youbenshinishangqutiaozhanta!”

hanfengqueyaotoushuo:“ruguowopoyile,lukeeryaowogentadanduyuehuineizenmeban?”pangjunshuo:“neihaibuhao?tashixiaohua,nagenanshengbuxianggentadanduyuehui?”hanfengqueshuo:“nidangranshimeiwenti,kewoyijingyounvpengyoule。”pangjunchidao:“wokannia,jiushichuiniu,genbenpojiebulelukeerdebingduchengxu!”hanfengdingzhepangjundao:“denghuineixierenzoule,wojiushangqupojiejinikan!”pangjun:“hao,wojiudengzhekanniyoushenmebanfa!”

jifangderenzaiyigegedishaoqilai。jihumeishimiaozhong,jiuhuiyouyigebuxinxiedenanshengshangquchangshipojie,danjieguoqueshiyigegedibaixiazhenlai,songjitamendejiushijudade“fuckyoupojiezhe”,neixienanshengshouci**zhihou,doumeilianzaijixudaixiaqu,huiliuliudizoule。zhidaozuihou,zhenggejifangjiuzhishengxialeshilaigenansheng,yijingwanquanburuxianqianneibanyongji、renaole。

hanfenghepangjunyeyicongneishanxiaochuangqiandebajiaoshudixia,laidaolejifangdangzhong,zhanzaizuihoumian。qianmiandeshilaigenanshenghaizaijixutiaozhan。pangjunyouxiebuxiangxindiwen:“fengzi,nizhendenengpojie?niyaozhidao,zaisuanfashang,nikeshiburuwode!”

zaijisuanjixizhong,pangjunyesuanshiyigerenwu,tadetounaoluojixingfeichangqiang,zaichengxusuanfashanghenyouyitao。jintian,pangjunbashiyouhanfenglalai,benlaishiweileranghanfengjianzhengzijiqikaidesheng、yingdexiaohuadeyimu。meiyouxiangdao,xiaohuajichudebingduchengxuzheimelihai,rangzuoweisuanfagaoshoudepangjunyewunengweili!pangjunzishizaichengxushangbihanfengjigaoyichou,jiranzijidoumeibanfagaodingdeshiqing,hanfengyouzenmekenenggaoding!

hanfengquedao:“wozhidaonizaisuanfashangbiwolihai,danshizheigebingduchengxugensuanfameiguanxi。wogennijiandanshuoyixia,nijiunenglejieyigedagai!”

“kaijiyihouchuxianyixingfuckyoupojiezhe,zhuyaohaishibingduduimbrfenqudexiugaizaochengde。diannaozhongzhufenquhekuozhanfenqudexinxi,beibaocunzaiyingpandembrfennei。womenkaijiyunxingdeshihou,jingguozhubanjigegebuweijiadian……ranhouduquyingpanmbrfenquneidexitongxinxi,zuihoujiazaixitong。ruguozheigembrfenqudexinxishicuowude,neimejiuhuitishiniyigecuowuxinxi,zheigecuowuxinxitongguoxiugaimbrfenqudexinxi,shikeyibeizidingyide,zheiyangjiujinbuquxitong……”hanfengdishengxiangxijieshileyibian,ranhoushuo:“nixianzaitingdongleba?”

pangjunshidongdiannaode,youxietingdong,danyoumeiwanquandong,tawen:“nishuozheimeduodaoli,guanjianshiruhejiejuewenti,shixiankaijini?”hanfengzhidaopangjunbingmeiwanquandong,jiudao:“zheigema,yejiandan,zhiyaosanbu……”hanfenghaimeilaidejixiangxijiangjiejipangjunting,yigeqingliang、quebushenyouhaodeshengyinchongtamenxiangqi:“nimenliangge,shibushiyexiangyaotiaozhan?”

hanfengzheicaifaxian,ruodadeyigejifang,yizhishenglukeer、hanfenghepangjunsangerenle。kanlaiqitarendouyijingzai“fuckyoupojiezhe”deziyangzhongbaibeierqu。

mianduizheigejimeiyougaolengdelukeer,hanfengyixiao:“wobuxiangtiaozhan,pangjunxiang。”lukeerchaohanfengdaliangleyiyan,zuijiaowanqileyisibuxie:“nibutiaozhanshimingzhide,yinweinilaitiaozhandejieguo,jiushidedaoyige‘fuckyoupojiezhe’。”hanfenghenxiangbianjie,shuozijishiyinweiyounvpengyou,suoyibuxiangcanjiatiaozhan。danzhuannianyixiangyemeiyoubiyaojieshi。zhitingpangjunshuo:“woyebutiaozhan。”

lengmianxiaohualukeerbuxiedishuo:“nimenbutiaozhan,zhenghaotiwojieshengshijian。womenjiangzhongshidadenanshenga,meiyigejianglainengchengweiyouchuxidechengxuyuan!beiaia!”tayibianshuo,yibiantiqileibmbijibendiannao,weiangzheqiaoe,zouchujifang,jitamenliuxiayigelengyandebeiying。

lukeergangzou,pangjunjiucuicuqilai:“xianzaitayijingzoule,nikeyipojieleba?”hanfengshuo“meiwenti”,jiuzaidiannaoyishangzuolexialai。tadeshuangshouzaijianpanshangfeikuailvedong,shulianyiji,yourufeidiechuanhuayiban。hanfengyibiancaozuo,yibianjieshishuo:“diyibu:jinpe。dakaidiskgeniusfenqugongju。xianzaiwomenkeyikandaoyingpanlideshujuquandouwandanle,danshibuyongzheji,youjiandianjiyingpan,xuanzesousuoyidiushidefenqu,zaixuanzezhenggeyingpandianjikaishisousuo。

dierbu:sousuodaoshujudianjibaoliu,dangjindudaoda100%deshihou,dianjiqueding,dianjibaocunanniu,ranhounihuifaxianshujudouhuilaile。

disanbu:zhongjianzhuyindaojilu,zaitiaochudekuangkuangliquandouxuanze‘shi’,zaixiufuyixiaxitongyindao,okle!”

hanfengzuihouzaijianpanshangfeichangxiaosadiqiaojileyixia,yourudajuyidingyiban。guoran,jiuzaicishidiannaofachule“di”deyisheng,ranhoupingmuyitiao,chuxianlekaijihoudeshuxijiemian,erneigeciyande“fuckyoupojiezhe”,quebingmeiyouchuxian。pangjunhenshijingyadipailexiahanfengdehoubei:“nixinga!zhendejinipojiele!buguo,woyaokankan,shifouzaicikaijiyeshihaode!”hanfenghenyouzixindidao:“neinilaishi!”shuozhe,hanfengjiubazuoweirangjilepangjun。

pangjunzuolexialai,guanji、zhongqi,zaicifeichangshunlidikaijile,zheishuominghanfengshizhendepojielebingdu,xiufulediannao。pangjunxinliduihanfeng,buyoujiushengqileyizhongxianmujiduhendeganjue。

“nimenhaizaizheiliganshenme?”neigeqingliang、youhenyoujuligandeshengyinzaiduxiangqi。hanfenghepangjunzhuantou,zhijianlengmianxiaohualukeeryoukuaibuzoulejinlai。hanfengfanwenleyiju:“nizenmeyehuilaile?”lukeerpieleyiyanhanfeng:“wodeshuibeiwangzheierle。”

guoran,neitailansediannaobeihou,youyigejingzhidelvseshuibei。lukeerquleshuibei,zhengyaozoudeshihou,huranmuguangpiedaolediannaopingmushang,jiaobujiubudongle:“sheipojiede?”taxierulebingduchengxudediannao,cishiqueyijingzhengchangkaijile!

tazaicipieleyiyanhanfeng,ranhouyoudingzhepangjun:“shinipojiede?”yanqian,zhiyoupangjunshizuozaidiannaoqiande,suoyitaxiangdangranjiuyiweishipangjun,ermeiyouwanghanfengdeshenshangxiang。

hanfengzhengxianghuidashuoshizijipojiede,kepangjunqiangxiandao:“dangranshiwola。”hanfengyizheneran,meiyouxiangdaopangjunhuigongranqiangzijidegonglao。

pangjuncongdiannaoyilizhanqilai,jianghanfengladaoleyibian,yongdidaozhiyoutamenliangcainengtingdaodeshengyindao:“hanfeng,nibushiyounvpengyouma,nishibunenggenlengmianxiaohuayuehuide,duiba?suoyi,zheigejihuijiurangjiwoba!jintianniheninvpengyouxuyinbushiyaoquchikendejima?huilaiwobaoxiao!”

hanfengtingdao“kendeji”sangezi,yikanshoubiao,xinxiangzaole!

jintianshihanfengde22suishengri,pingshichibuqikendeji,jintiantadasuanyunvyoushechiyixia,yuezaixiawuwudiankendejijianmian。kexianzaiyijingshiwudianlingwufenle,chidaole!nvyouxuyinshizuibuxihuantachidaode。talaibujixiangbiede,chaopangjunhelukeershuoleyisheng“woxianzoule,zaijian!”jiufeiyesidibenchuletushuguandejifang。

lengmianxiaohualukeeryonghuaiyideyanshendingzhepangjun:“zhendeshinipojiede?”pangjunlaolianyixiao:“dangranshiwo!zheilihaiyoubiedeshenmerenma?”lukeeryouwen:“gangcai,nigennineitongbanshuoshenmeni?”pangjundanxinlukeerhuixiangdaohanfengshenshang,jiubianlegehuangyandao:“e,tayaoqingnvpengyouchikendeji,meiqian,genwojieni!”lukeerbuxiedidao:“qingnvyouchikendejihaiyaojieqian,yegoumeichuxide!”

pangjunxiaozhedao:“bieguantale。lukeernishuoguo,sheinengpojienidebingduchengxu,jiunenggennidanduyuehui,hainengnazounideibmbijibendiannaoduiba?nishuohuasuanhuadeba?”

kanzhepangjundefeilian,lukeerxiangdaoyaoyutadanduyuehui,xintoubuyoufanqiyizhenexin。danshi,tashuoguodehua,congweishiyanguo,zheishitazuorendeyuanze。lukeerjiushuo:“woconglaishuohuasuanhua。nishuoba,shenmeshihouxianggenwodanduyuehui?”pangjunhoulongzhongyanxialeyikoutuomo:“jiuxianzaiba!”

lukeerxintoushiyiwangebuyuanyi,danshitayoudeduixianchengnuo,jiudayingdao:“neihao,zheijiuzouba!”pangjunxiaodingzhelukeershouzhongdebijibendiannao:“zheitaiibmbijibendiannao,haishiwozijilaitiba?”pangjundeyisihenmingxian,zheitaidiannaoyeyijingbeitayingqule,tajiujizhexiangnadaoshou。

lukeerxintouyizhenbushe,dantahaishibabijibendiannaodijipangjun。

pangjundelianshangdouxiaokaihuale,ganjinshenchushouqujie。

danzhengzaipangjundeshou,jiuyaopengdaobijibendiannaodeshihou,lukeerhuranshuo:“dengdeng!”

hanfengjinganmanganzhongyulaidaolejulijiangzhongshidajigongliwaidekendeji,cishiyijingshibangwanwudiansanshile,zhengzhengchidaolebangezhongtou。hanfengxiang,zheicixuyinyidingyaochongzijifahuole。

ranerchuhuhanfengyiliaozhiwaideshi,zhangfachuijian、jifusixuedexuyinquebingmeiyoushengqi,ershiyijingmaihaochide、zhengweixiaozhedengta。hanfengmangdao:“duibuqia,wobeipangjunlaqubanledianshi,suoyilaiwanle。nibuhuishengwodeqiba?”xuyinquerengranxiaozhe:“jintianshinideshengri,wozenmehuishengnideqini!chenrekuaichiba。”

xuyinhainaqileruanyinliaoyuhanfengpenglepeng,shuo:“shengrikuaile!”hanfengyekaixindixiaozhe:“nizhenhao!”liangrenxiaozhedibadongxidouchile。

xuyinhudiyoushuo:“jintianwoyaosongniyigeliwu。”hanfengjingxi:“shenmeliwu?”xuyinxiaoyanruhua:“nibishangyanjing,shenchushou。”hanfengyiyanbishangleyanjing,shenchuleshouzhang。yihuier,tadeshouzhongjiuduoleyigexiaodongxi,xuyindeshouhaigaizaitadeshoushang。zhitingxuyinroushengshuodao:“nikeyizhengkaiyanjingle,kankanwoshouxiamian,danshibunengjibierenkandao。”

hanfenghaoqi,toutouwangshouxinkanleyan。

zheiyiyan,rangtamengranzhijianyigurexuewangshangchong,tashouzhangzhizhong,jingranshiyimei‘lanjingling’。

nandao,xuyinyaozaitashengriderizi,bazijiwanwanquanquandijiaojita!?

zuoweixueqifanggangdenansheng,hanfengzennengbujidong?

zhiqian,hanfengyouyiwuyiditichuguohenduoci,xiangyaoyuxuyin……danshidoubeitajujuele。meixiangdao,jintian,tajingranrucizhudong,haikexindizhunbeihaolegongju!zheirangtashifenhuanxi,yeyouxiegandong。hanfengjidongbuyididuixuyinshuo:“neiwomenkuaizouba?zhaoyigelvguanma?”