“怎么回事？”韩峰一下子着急了，他转头望向女友徐音，两人本来就要去“生米煮成熟饭”的，可这样一来……徐音善解人意地说：“韩峰，还是家里的事情重要，我陪你一起去你家里。”胖君说：“徐音，你还是不要去了，韩峰家里出现了打架的事，你一个女生过去，不安全。”
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didigenbiedehaiziyouxiebutong，suoyihanfengcaitebieguanzhao。jinliandishuo：“woyezhidao，buhuigennididixishuode。”
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“wei，fengzi，shilengmianxiaohualukeer！”