第三章 什么你的小白?

“xuejie,wozheibianmeishenmewenti,buguoninturanjianshuochuzheizhongbuzhebianjidehua,yaobuninquyiwushijianchajiancha?”

这女人神经病啊!

“????”

tongxuefeimashanghuileyiju。

mingmingshenmedoumeixie,youhaoxiangshenmedouxiele。

sushelimiandetongxuefeiqizhale!

liyuanzheishishenmeyisi?shuozijiyoubing?

明明有病的是他!

zijibujiushimeipeitachifanma?tianqineimere,zijihuayicizhuangduomafan,yongdehuazhuangpinduogui,nandaohaimeiyoujujuedequanli?

结果李远……

“yuqinguzongshiba,kanninengjianchidaoshenmeshihou!”

tabuxinyigerenkeyibianxindezheimekuai。

xianzaizhibuguoshiliyuandeyizhongfanpubale,tasihushiyishidaoletaxiedewenanduizijibijiaozhongyao,xiangyaonanieziji。

danzijijueduibuhuijitajihui。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,tashiyousunhongmeixingfendecongchuangshangzuoleqilai。

qishendeneiyishanei,chuangbandouhuangdongleqilai。

kanxiangtongxuefei,jidongdeshuodao:“xuefei,youyigexuedigenwobiaobaile!tahaishuozijishixueshenghuide,xiangyaogenwohuanyixiaweizhi。”

佟雪菲:“……”

“neigongxinia,yaotuodanle!”

sunhongmeibuhaoyisideshuodao:“xuefei,neiwanshangwojiubugenniyiqileha,woxianzaixiaqugenchenqihuanyixiahaopai。”

tongxuefeibenlaibuzaiyide,keturanjiantingdaolechenqizheigemingzi。

tazhisuoyizhidaochenqi,jiushiyinweiliyuanjingchangxiegaozixuyaoyixiehuaming,birufawaikuangtuzhangsanzheizhong。

liyuanxihuanzaicaijingleidegaozilimianchuanchayigetongsuyidongdegushi。

birumougedaomeidan,mougelvmaonan……

tongguoyixiexiaogushijieshaoyixiejinrongchanpin,huigengjiabianyulijie。

erliyuanyongdedaihao,jiushichenqi,gudongshengzhileide。

tawenguo,liyuanshuoneishitashiyou。

“hongmei,zhenshichenqi?nagebande?”

“16jijinrong1bandea。”

tongxuefeiyixiazijiumingbaile。

liyuanneigejiahuo,xianzaidouwanqibingfale,yibianjiazhuangbuzaiyi,lingyibianyouxiangbanfajiejinziji。

“neinijiayou,wotingshuoguochenqi,henshuaide,yidingyaonaxia。”

“fangxinla,zheikeshiwoweiyiyicilianaini,kendinghuizhenxide。”

sunhongmeiluchulejiaoxiudebiaoqing。

dayouyifunabuxialaoniangjiuyipiguzuositadeqishi。

dengsunhongmeilikaizhihou,tongxuefeilianshangluchulexiaorong。

“wokebuhuirangnidecheng!”

turanjian,tayoulexiangfa。

yushijiufaleyigepengyouquan。

“shiyoutuodanzhihougaizenmeban?da:genyigekongweiyiqikanwanhui。”

taweixinlimiantiangouhenduo,buguonenggenliyuanbide,jihuyigedoumeiyou。

yaomebugoushuai,yaomebugouyoucaihua。

zhiyuneizhongzhenzhengdefuerdai?yitadequanzimuqianjiechubudao,xujiadefuerdaidaoshiyoubushao。

jinjinshijifenzhong,tajiudengdaolezijixiangyaodehuifu。

wuyanfeng:“xuemeideweizhihaishiwoqinzianpaideni,queshifeichangbucuo,buzhidaodaoshihounengbunengrangwoquxiexiejiaoni?”

talimajiubaduifangdebeizhugaileyixia。

gaichengle‘xueshenghuizhuxiwuyanfeng’

ranhoujietu,fajileliyuan。

bingqiepeiwenzi:liyuan,benlaizheicijihuishijinide,kexinibuyao,neinijiubangwozaizheimeduorenlimianxuanyigeba,nishuojisheijihuiwojiujisheijihui。

tabuxinliyuankanjianzheigexiaoxihainengzuodezhu!

juliwanhuikaishi,yejiubudaolianggexiaoshile。

……

zaixueyuanlouhoumiandexiaoshulinli。

liyuangenyigemanliandoudoudegaoshounanshengzhanzaiyikuai,fangfoshimimijietouyiban。

tazhengchouzhaobudaorenjiepantadehaopaini,bijingzheiwanyiyebunengfapengyouquanguangmingzhengdadelai,jieguotongxuefeijiujitafalaileyigemingdan?

suirandabufenrentadoumeiyoulianxifangshi,danzongnengzhaodaoneimeyilianggetongxuefeidetiangou。

“tongxue,nijizhule,daoshihouyourenjianchahaopai,nijiushuonishi16jijinrong1bandechenqi。”

“kenibushijiaoliyuanma?”

“zheiyoubushiwodehaopai,shiwoshiyoude!”

gaoshouqingchundounanshengyifuhuangrandawudebiaoqing,:“e,zhennenggentongxuefeizuozaiyikuai?”

“neishidangran,woshiyoushixueshenghuide,nizheigeweizhi,julitongxuefeijueduibuchaoguosanbu,shenshoujiunengqianzhuta。bujinruci,zheigeweizhihaixiangdangkaoqian,zhibudingnengnadaoshenannadeqianmingni,zheimeyigejuejiaweizhi,womainibabai,guima?”

qingchundounanshengganmangdiandiantou。

“嗯?”

diantoushishayisi?juedeguile?

“真能牵到手?”

李远:“……”

靠,想的是这啊。

“dangrankeyi,buguozheizhongshizhinengkanniziji,bijingshishangwunanshi,zhipayouxinren,womenzhifanmaijuli,kebufanmailangman,denizijiquzhengqu。”

“ke……wotingshuoniyeshitongxuefeidetiangoua……”

“woteme……woyijingbatatiandaoshoule,meixingqule,niyaojieyidehua,wojiuzhaobierenqu。”

李远说完就准备走。

qingchundounanshengganmanglazhuta,shuodao:“womai!shujinizheizhongduishou,woxinfukoufu。”

zheijuhua,chadianrangliyuanfangqilejinqian。

made,sheitemexihangennizheijiahuodangduishoua!

guoran,tiangoudoutemeshinaoziyouwentide。

zhengchangrensheiqudangtiangoua!

babaikuaidaozhang,tamanmanyouyoujiuchaozhexuexiaowaimianzouqu。

zhiyuduifangnengbunengkanjiantongxuefei,taguanbule。

fanzhengjiuzaiyigedifang,huxizhetongyipiankongqi,zhiyaogoushi,zhibudingnengxidaodejiushirenjiahuchulaide,genjiewenyoushaqubie?

liangsanfenzhonghou,jiulaidaolexiaoshulinbianyuan,cishitiansejianjianheilexiaqu,wanhuichabuduoyeyaokaishile。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,pangbianchuanlaileduihuadeshengyin。

luguoxiaoshulindeshihou,kanjianleyizhixuejiezaineibian。

tazouguoqushunshoululeyihui。

taxihuanlumao,danshibuxihuanyangmao。

“zaodianbaduimaodetaidufangzainvrenshenshang,zhiyudangyibeizitiangouma?”

yuexiangyueqi,babaikuaiqianxigejiaoqu!

“喵……”

xuejieturanjiaoleyisheng,qingxusihuyouxiebuman。

liyuanganmangmozhexuejiedenaodaishuodao:“buxilebuxile,dengwohuilai,jinimaimaoliangqu。”

shuowan,taqishenzhunbeilikai。

jieguoxuejiezhijietiaodaoletatuishang。

“喵……喵……”

“hu……zouba,jintianjiniyikuaidaishang!”

tashenshoubaxuejielouzailehuaili,suiranbuxihuantaizhanren,buguojintianzhongshengdediyitian,jianglibuleziji,jiujiangliyixiaxuejiehaole。

liyuangumozhexuejiequeshishiele,neixiexiaonvshengpingrixiandeshihouchiheguangou,kezuijindaolekaoshiyue,yigegedoubulaile。

doushibufuzerendezhanv!

“niyaojizhu,bunengdangyigetianmiao,tianmiaojiuyaobeirennanie。yihouniyaogaolengyidian,sheitiantianjinichidenizaiqinjinshei……”

liyuandehuahaimeishuowan,turanjiancongbeihouchuanlaileyigeqingcuideshengyin:“zhanzhu!niyaodaixiaobaiquna?”

李远起初没在意。

zhidaoyigenvhaiqichuanyuyudepaodaoqianmian,shenkaishoubeilanzhuta。

tacaifaxian,nvhaixionghuaizhenda……

youqishiqichuanyuyudemoyang,shuodao:“ni……nidaixiaobaiquna?”

yizhanglvedaiyingerfeidelian,wuguanjingzhi,shencaifeichangyuncheng,youdiandingpeiciwawadeyisi。

liyuanyihuodewendao:“shenmexiaobai?wojiukanjiandabaile。”

nvhaishuodao:“jiushinihuailidemao。”

“genniyoushenmeguanxi?”

学姐是共享的……

yanqianzheigenvhaiyaoshizhenzaihu,jiubuhuirangxuejiepaozijishenshanglai。

nvhaifennudeshuodao:“wobuzhunnidaitazou!kuaijiwo!”

nvhaishenzhizhijieshenshoujiuyaoqiang。

zheishiyigebufuzerendemaonu。

liyuanlimayigeshanshen,houcheleliangbu,shuodao:“niyaoganshenme?guangtianhuari,langlangqiankun……”

“nibaxiaobaihaijiwo!”

nvhaisihudouyaojikule。

“shenmenidexiaobai?wojiadabaishenmeshihouchengnidexiaobaile?”

“你什么意思?”

“haibumingxianma?zheishiwoyangdemaoa,zhishiduledaxuezhihou,susheburangyang,jialibamayemeikong,wojiujifangzaixiaoyuanle。womeitiandouhuiguolaiweichide,burantanengduiwozheimeqinre?”

nvhaidengdaleyanjing,nanyizhixin。

“wozenmemeijianguoni?woyeyizhizaiwei……”

“wohaimeijianguonini,womenjiadabaimingxianjiuburenshini,wocailiangtianmeiguolai,dabaijiushouleyiquan……wozhunbeijidaihuijiayangle……”

“不行!”

nvhaizaicikaojinleyixie。

liyuanyibianhoutuiyibianshuodao:“niyaoganshenme?dabaikeshiwohualejiqiankuaimaide,jiashangzheimezhangshijianyizhizaiwei,niyaoshiganqiang,wokejiuyaobaojingle!”

nvhaideshenxingtingzaileyuandi。

weiqudeshuodao:“neininengbunengrangwobaobaoxiaobai。”

“jiuzhengyixia,shidabai!”

“hao,neininengbunengrangwobaobaodabai?”

liyuanzheicai‘buqingyuan’debazheigebuzhidaojiaoshenmemingdexuejiejiaojileduifang。

ranhoushuodao:“nijiuzaizheidengwo,woqujitamaichide,jianyunizhiqiandexingwei,nibaxueshengzhengyazaiwozheili,chushilewozhaoniqu!”

“我……哦……”

nvhaibuqingbuyuandenachuleyizhangxiaoyuanka。

liyuanbenlaixiangkankannvhaijiaoshenmede,jieguonadaoxiaoyuankazhihoukanleyiyanjiumengle。

shenanna,14jijinrong3ban……

“zhaopiankebuxiangshibenrena,nizheigexiaoyuanka,gaibuhuishijianlaideba?”

李远问了一句。

nvhaiganmangshuodao:“bushibushi,shiwojiede,wozhishigegaozhongsheng……”