第1章 什么牌子的塑料袋?这么能装

suzuixinglai,toutengyulie。

shenzhilingzhengkaiyanjing,jingjuebuduijing。

xiamianjiudianrouruandedachuang,kongqizhonghaimimanzhedandandeweidao,shenhouweiduyichuwenrede“rouqiang”。

tajiangyingdihuiguotou,rumushiyizhangshuaiqidijinhucixiongmobiandejunlian。

nongmeitingbi,nanrenhaizaichenshuizhong,luzaiwaidexiongtangshangbianbuhongsehenji……

shenzhilingtoutengdinielenietaiyangxue,zuowantananshoumaizui,mihuzhongkandaoleyizhangshuaiqidelian,neikuanjianzhaiyaodehaoshencaiyeruletadeyan。

然后——

直接把人扑倒了。

shenzhilingzuoqishenjiutengdedaoxiyikoulengqi,shuangtuitengchoule,renbuzhudenglenanrenyiyan:“taihenle!”

buguo,zaihenyeshizijizhudongzhaoshangde。

zheiliandanheshencai,diyicidaoyediudebukui。

shenzhilingzuohaoxinlijianshe,kanleyanshijianlianseweiweiyibian:“zaole,songzhengguodejiehundianli……”

来不及了。

kebunengranglao**genxiaosanshunlijielehun!

shenzhilingchuanhaoyifu,zoudaomenkouyouhuiguotou,chouchuyidierenminbi,wanyaofangzainanrenjilifenmingdebojingchu。

“xinkufei。”shenzhilingpailepainanrendelian,zheicaicongmanglikaijiudian。

nvrenguanmendedongjingguoda,chuangshangdenanrenzhuanxing。

jihushiyishunjian,yanyixiusisidingzheneidieqian,hongdeciyan。

heizhelianzuanjinzhangxin,niechengyituan。

shenpangdebeiwolihaicanliuzheyuwen,zuowanneigaisidenvrenquebujianlezongying。

还敢把钱放他身上!

真把他当成鸭子了?

“yanzong,chadaole……”sirentezhuluqingcongcongjinmen,kandaolaobanhongsedehenji,haiyoushouxinlidepiaozi……

zhandingditou,renbuzhuyouxiangxiao。

yejiuneiweixiaozhangbahudedaxiaojie,ganshuilezheiweibinglengwuqingdedamotouzhihou,diuxiaqianyizoulezhi……

真乃神人。

yanyixiulianseheidedimo,yibaxianqibeizidiuxiangdandabaotiandezhuli,lenglengdishuo:“duoqilaixiaogegou。”

luqinghuangle:“laoban……”

“ganchushengshishi。”yanyixiuxiayijugenghen,“xiaobusi,jiunongsini。”

陆清:“……”

不敢笑了。

硬是憋得内伤。

dengtamianhongerchidixiankaibeizi,yanyixiuyijingchuanhaoleyifu。

shenlansedexiushenchenyijiangkuanjianzhaiyaodeyoushifahuidaojidian,heisexizhuangkubaoguozhexiuzhangyoulidedazhangtui,yizhanglenglijianyidelianpangbumansushadeqixi,hunshensanfazhe‘rebuqi’deqiangdaqichang。

raoshiluqingyigedananren,yerenbuzhuyouyiciweilaobandemeisezhefu,youbeidamowangdeqichanghedetuibisanshe。

“yanzong,zuowandingzheijianfangdenvhaishi——shenjiadaxiaojie。”luqinglianmangzhuanyihuati,shengpadamowangzhaomafan,“shangwubadianershifen,tajiuzoule。”

“沈芷伶?”

竟然是那个女人!

xiangdaoshenme,yanyixiumianseweibian:zuowanzhendezhishigeyiwai?haishitayouyiweizhi?

yanyixiucumei,xiangleyihuiwen:“shenjiajintianzaibanyanhui?”

“shisongzhengguodeerhunyanhui。”luqingtiqizheigefenghuangnanyepoweibuchi,“shenyunxiyigeyueqiandezangli,tadoumeiyouchuxian,xianzaidaoshipobujidaidejubanerhundianli,shijishanghaibushizailalongshangjierenshi——weizijichengweishenjiadedongshizhangpulu。”

jianlaobanmiansebingleng,tazhizhutucao,xiaoshengtixing:“shendaxiaojiemimiganhuiguo,yinggaihecishiyouguan。”

yanyixiumantiaosilidikoushangxiukou,yuqiyouleng:“beiche。”

shenjiabieshulongzhaozaiguangdehaiyangli,yanhuizhengshilakaixumu。

shenzhilingyishenheiqun,xiukouzhazheheisha,toushangdaizheyiduoheisexiaohua,qizhigaoguierqingleng,huanhuanxialoulai。

jiaoluoliyourenzhuyidaotaqiguaidezhuangban,qieqiesiyuqilai。

“zheisheia?zenmechuanchengzheiyanglaicanjiahunli?”

“zheishilaibensangdeba?”

“wokanzheyoudianyanshua……”

yijuhua,likerangrenqundejiaodianzhujianjujidaoshenzhilingshenshang。

shenzhilingmubuxieshidichuanguorenqun,chunjiaodaizhefengcidehudu,kanxiangtaishangqinzizhuchihunlidesongzhengguo。

nanrenhaizaikangkaichenci:“……wohenaixinnianshaoxiangshi,fenkaishiyebuzhidaotayouleshenyun,yicuoguojiushizheimeduonian……jintian,jiushixiangqingdajiazuogejianzheng,yihoushiruijiushisongjiadaxiaojie,naixinyeshiwoyaoxiangbanyishengdenvren……”

shenzhehunshadeqinaixinzhanzaiwutaibian,hanqingmaimaidikanzhesongzhengguo,yanhanreleijidongbuyi。

shenzhilinglengxiaoyisheng,fanshenshangtai,shenzixiaosaliluo。

yiyuekuadaoliangrenzhongjian,tafengcidao:“wenchenghaomenquzhikeshu,ganwensongjia——youshinajiahouqizhixiu?”

songzhengguolianseyibian,yanliyabuzhudezhenjing,likeshangqianwozhutadeshouwan,dishengkaikou:“nishenmeshihouhuilaide?”

“wohuijia——hennanma?”shenzhilingmianwubiaoqingdilaxiatadeshou:“youhuoxu,shiwomazaibangwoni。”

“ni……”songzhengguokanzhezheizhangshuxidelian,huranxinxu。

“zhongyuxiangdaomamale?”shenzhilingfengcidigouchun,mengdihuitouzhuaiguodaizhideqinaixin,rangzheiduigounannvhenhenzhuangzaizaiyiqi,“nimenjiubupama?womazaikanzheni!”

tadishengxiao,yinchendehen:“qinaixin,woqisuineinian,nidiyicizhaoshangmenlaisaoraowomama,xiachangshishenme,bujidele?”

qinaixinkanzheturanchuxiandenvren,huranduosuoqilai,haipadao:“ni……nifangkaiwo。tanmo,takendingyouyaoshanghaiwomendehaizi……”

tayongyuanyewangbule,dangniantazhigaoqiangdilingzheshiruidengmenjiaoxunshenyunxi,jieguoquebeinianjinqisuideshenzhilingbichujiamen,chadianlianmingdoudiule。

这女的简直不是人!

“shenzhiling!nisongshou!”songzhengguomianseyibian,shengpatashanghaizijiweichushidehaizi,lianmanghuzheqinaixin,lishengdao,“datingguangzhongde,nixiangganshenme?jiwogunchuqu。”

shenzhilingchuimoukanzhetadetui,youyoudao:“ba,xiayutiantuihaitengma?”

“ni!”yanqianshanguoshenzhilingqisuishitianzhenqueyinhendexiaolian,songzhengguohunshenfaleng。

dangnian,shenzhilingxianxieshaleta。

daoxianzai,tadeshuangtuizaiyinyutianhaitengtongbuzhi……

“dangniannizuodeshi,wojinggaoguonileba——ganbeipanwoma,wojiushaleni!”

shenzhilingbubushangqian,bidesongzhengguoxinxudaotui,tuishangdejiushangyinyinzuotong,numadao:“nizheigefengzi。”

“meicuoa,xiaofengzizhangdale,zhihuigengfeng。”shenzhilinglengxiaozhepailepaitadejianbang,“qinaidebaba,niqianwomuqinde,wotitataohuigongdao。”

mingmingshixiantanyibandeyuqi,neiyinlengdeyanshenqueshengshengrangsongzhengguoqinchuleyitoudelenghan。

jianfumushuangshuangbailelianse,taixiadeqishiruizhongyufanyingguolai,dajiaodao:“baoan,kuailaibazheigefengnvrenganchuqu!”

baoanqishuashuashangtai,weizaishenzhilingshenbian,quemeiyoudongzuo。

shenzhilinghuimou,lenglengdikanzhexiaozhangdeqishirui:“zhenbazijidangdaxiaojiele?”

“shenzhiling,zheilishiwojia,ni……nishenqishenme?”qishiruijianbaoanshangqu,zhangzherenduoshizhong,dudingshenzhilingbuganfafeng,kouwuzhelandao:“zaigannao,wobaniboguanglediudaodajieshang……”

shenzhilingtiaomeifengci:“kanlai,nimeiwangjidangniannihenimashizenmebeiworengchushenjiadamende。”

“ni!”qishiruiqidehonglelian,“baoan!kuaidongshou!jitarengchuqu。”

baoanmianwubiaoqingdikanzheta,yidongbudong。

qishiruizhongyuyishidaobuduijingle:“nimen!”

“tamenshishenluobieshudebaoan,buxingsonggengbuxingzhao。”shenzhilingqingmiedikanzheqishirui,“nishinagecunlilaidezhu,zheimepengzhang。”

qishiruinaoziyimeng,beimadeyishimeiyoufanyingguolai。

shenzhilinghuitoujixudui,“songxiansheng,niyigeshangmennvxu,laizaishenjiachixiangdeheladezheimeduonian,womamagangguoshi,nijiuwangenfuyi?”