第2章 胡说八道的本事

songzhengguozuiaimianzi,pingshengzuijihuipangrentijishangmennvxuyishi,dangjilvlelian:“womeiyouduibuqinimuqin……”

“zheisishengnvbiwohaidayisui!”shenzhilingzhizheqishiruidebizidaduantadehua,saxiayiduizhaopian,“dangnianniyibianzhuiqiuwomama,yibianyangzhetamenmunvdangwaishi,fangzilidaochudoushinimenyijiasankoudehezhao!”

zaichangbinkebushaodoujianlezhaopiankandejinjinyouwei,huanlechigua,songzhengguobenjiubusuanwanmeidehuangyanbeichaidelianzhadoubusheng,lianyediudeyiganerjing。

shenzhilingchixiaoyisheng:“songzhengguo,nishishenmepaizidesuliaodai,zheimenengzhuang?”

“ni!”songzhengguobeishuodeyakouwuyan,qideshuangshoudouzaidou,banshangcaibiechuyiju,“nijiwobizui,hushuobadao……”

“ba,tajiushilainaode。”qishiruizhongyufanyingguolai,kanzhezhouweirenchaoxiaodezuilian,dunshiqidaofafeng,pushangqujiuxiangyaosilanshenzhilingdezui,“shenzhiling,nizheigejiannvren,zhuanmenlaipohuaiwobahunli,niheixinlanfei……”

qishiruixiaoshihoubeizangzaixiangxia,yishenshijingqixizangdouzangbuzhu,beishenzhilingyiji,shunjianyuanxingbilu。

gangganghaiweizhetadazhuandemingyuanqianjinmenlikexianqideliyuanle,shengpaduohetadaiyihuierdouhuibianzangside。

jiuzheisuzhi,zenmehunjinshangliushehuidequanzi?

jianzhishiladitamendemenjian。

qinaixinhailizhiyidian,zhejidixianglazhunver:“shirui,nilengjingyidian。”

naiheqishiruizaojiushiqulelizhi,feiyaowangshenzhilingshenshangpu。

shenzhilingtiaomei,weiweitaitui,yishouchengzaitaishang,yijiaochuaixiangtaduzi,lenglengdijinggaodao,“biepengwo,wojiepi。”

qinaixinbeichuaifanzaidi,fasilingluan,yishenlangbei,haowufankangzhili,dunshiqidewawadaku,dangzhongsapo,sihaobuyanjixingxiang。

qinaixinlianmangqufuqinver,weiqudikanxiangsongzhengguo:“shenzhilingzenmenengzheiyangduishirui?bijingshijiemeia……tayanligenbenmeiyounizheigebaba。”

kandaozhongrenxixudefanying,songzhengguodangzhongyanmianwuguang,chongdaoshenzhilingmianqianqidebaocukou,:“shenzhiling,jilianbuyaolianshiba?nishilaozidezhong,bushishenjiadegou,yaoshilinbuqingzijideweizhi,neijiujilaozigunyuandian……”

shenzhilingxianqiyanpi,buxianbudandao:“biechongwohouzheimedasheng,woxiaoshihoubeigouyaoguo,youyinying。”

“ni!nimawoshigou?”songzhengguoyangqishoujiuyaochouta,“womeinizheizhongbuzhitiangaodihoudenver……”

“biewurugou。”shenzhilingzheicimeidongshou,xiantazang。

tayibaishou,baoanshangqianjiazhufafengdesongzhengguo,sisikongzhizhu。

shenzhilingxianqidao:“nilianwoshenjiadegoudouburu,yangtiaogouzhishaotahaizhidaoduizhurenyaoweiba。”

“zhongchenglianggezi,ninzhidaozenmexiema?”

tasanyanliangyujiujiangsongzhengguoshenshangdezhexiubuchedeyiganerjing,takuxinjingyingleyiwanshangderuyafuhaodexingxiangyedangranwucun。

chiguaqunzhongmenyexixubuyi,duisongjiafunvdesuzhi‘tanweiguanzhi’,xinzhongdangjibasongjiadangzaileshangliushehuidemenjianzhiwai……

songzhengguoliansetieqing,nuchibaoan:“sheijinimenfadegongzi?yiqunchilipawaidegoudongxi,jiwofangshou!”

baoanmenyanpizidoubuzhayixia,fanergengyonglidiyazhutajianbang,tengdesongzhengguowawadajiao:“songshousongshou……rangnimensongshoumeitingdaode?yiqun**dewangbagaozi,nimendoubeicituile,cituile!”

shenzhilingyilianxianqi:“yejiuninzheisuzhi,nengyangchuqishiruizheizhongchukouchengzangdejipin。”

yiyujiqiqiancenglang,dixiayeyilunkaile。

“songzhengguohaodaisuangechenggongrenshi,meixiangdaojingranzheimezha,haizheimecubibukan。”

“qianqishiguweihan,xiaosanhesishengnvjiudengtangrushi,haigaizaoleshenjiabieshudanghunfang……woyaoshishenzhiling,gujidenongsizheijige。”

“zheiyijiazidoushixiangxialaideba?tingtamenshuohuawojiuweiteng。”

“qishiruineizhonghuose,nengshuochushenmeyoushuipingdehua?ganggangyizhizaixuanyaozijiduoyouqian,babaduotengta……tubaole,layanjing。”

“hehe,qianshishenjiade,badedaochamende,tayehaoyisixiu。”

zhongrenfengcideguangmingzhengda。

songzhengguoyuqishiruibaoludeshijingqi,rangtamenchenglezheiqunfuhaorenshiyanzhongdequchong,zhudingyuzheiyipianfanhuagegeburu。

songzhengguofanyingguolai,zaixiangbujiu,queyewujiyushi,zhinenghenhendidengzheshenzhiling,henbudejiangtabopichaigu,wumafenshi。

tahuiletajingxinzhunbeideyiqie。

shenzhilingkantashengqi,xinlijiukaixin,bingqiehaobuyanshi:“batamensangenongyibianqu,rangzaizuozhuweideerduoqingjingqingjing。”

baoanmenlikezhixing,yirenyigetuozhesanrenzouxiangpangbian,shunbianwuzhutamendezuiba,burangjirenzaikaikou。

zhongrenkantaleitingshouduan,xinxialeran:shenzhilingshiyoubeierlai,songzhengguomingxianbushiduishou。

jiangdajiadefanyingjinshouyandi,shenzhilingzoudaohuatongqian,weiweiyixiao:“buhaoyisi,chulidiansishirangdajiajianxiaole。”

“woshishenzhiling,shenyunxinvshiweiyidenver。”shenzhilingxiangsuoyourenweiweidiantou,yuqilengao,“wohuilaile。”

“jiriqi,shenshibianzhiyouwoyigejichengren。”

“shenjiaxiangyingshiwu,doujiangjiaoshoujiwochuli。”

tagushenzhanzaitaishang,danbodeshenququezangzheqiangdadeqichang,jushoutouzudoushiyouyazhitai,neiguguiqishiyushengjulaide。

tazaitaishang,sihushifazheguangde。

zheirangdajiaxunsujiqiyigebeirenyiwangxujiudeshishi——shenzhilingdangnianshiwenchengdiyimingyuan,caimaowushuang,fengtouwuliang。

tazhanzaineili,jiushimingyuanzhifeng。

taixiazheixiebinkedaibiaozhebutongdeliyituanti,yishifanduiyouzhi,zanchengyouzhi,mingzhebaoshendezhanledaduoshu,dengzhekanrenao。

songzhengguopinmingzhengzha,zhongyubaituobaoandezhigu,nuqichongchongdipaoshangtai:“shenzhiling,nichixinwangxiang,shenshidefarenshinimuqin,bushini。nipingshenmezaizheilishuodahua?”

shenzhilinglenglengkanzheta:“pingwoxingshen。”

faguofenghou,songzhengguozhongyuhuifulelizhi,lengxiaohuidui:“nimeiyouyizhu,genjufalvguiding,nimeiyouzigedutunshenshi。”

shenzhilingfangxiahuatong,lengchaodao:“nikeyishishi。”

neiyinlengdeyanshen,songzhengguozhikanyiyan,hanyibianrulegu。

taduosuoyixia,tuokouerchu:“niheyanyixiuyouhunyue,zaowanyeshiyanjiaren。”