“biezhuangsi，kuaiqilai!”
hunchenjian，shentangganjueyousheitilezijiyijiao。
tilehaibugou，duifanghaimamalielie。
【MD，谁踢我?】
tachitongdiquansuoqixiaotui，zhengkaixuruodeshuangyan。
yanqiandeshijiefangfobeirenchequneicengyugaimizhangdebosha，congmoshazhiganbianweigaoqingganghua。
【发生了什么?】
jiyuzhaliedetengtongrangtadaoxiyikoulengqi，zhenglengdikanzheyanqianmoshengdeyiqie。
【zuowanbushigensheizaipinjiulaizhe?】
maosihedaohoubancheng，bianjihaidalaicuigaodianhua，tazhidechengzhezuiyiqunahuabi……
gengduode，zenmexiangyexiangbuqilai。
dankeyikending，jueduibugaishiyanqianzheiyang!
shentanganzhonghenqiazijiyiba，zhidaoqingxicitongcongneipianjifuchuanlai，dasuitadejiaoxing。
kandaozijineishuangmoshengdeshou，naozilijingenzhebengchusigezi——
她穿越了!
tongshihaiyou“chuanyue”daibiaodeyisi。
【zhishibuzhishihejiuhesihaishiaoyegangaocusi。】
yuexiangnaodaiyueteng，haosiyouxiaorennazhechuizizaitalibianerbuduanqiaoda，tengdeshentangjimangtingxia。
“kuaidianchi，chiwanlehaoshanglu。”
tazhengwuzhetouhuanhecitong，toudingyangguangbeidaogaodarenyingdangzhu。
lairenchuanzheyishuangzhanzheheihesenibadecaoxie，suishoudiulaiyizhibazhangdaxiao、biaomianjiaoheicucaodebingzi，bingziluozaitaqunbaiwaidenidishang。yebuguanzhanlenidebingzishentanghuibuhuichi，jingzijixiayigerenfa。
xiayimiao，tashenbianshandianbantanlaiyizhishou。
zhuaqineizhibingzisuolehuiqu。
shentangmanleyipai，zhidehuyikanguoqu。
qiangbingdeshigepengtougoumiandenvren，zhengshuangshounazhebingyongliwangzuilisai，huoxiangesiguitoutai。
shengpashentanghuiqianghuiqu，lianbingzizhandenibadoubupai，buyihuierjiujiangbudadebingziquanbusaijinzuili，molehaiyiyouweijinbanshunxishouzhishangdebingmo。
沈棠：“……”
yebuzhizheirenjirimeiqingli，bengaiwuheilianglidezhangfashengyoudajie，baoluzaiwaidefafengxikanhaiduijizheyicengfanhuangnianni。zixiyixiu，hainengxiudaocongtashenshangchuanlaideguguaixingchou——youdianerxiangmenlesanwuzhoudechouwaziheshinanhuafangyikuaierdaochuzhishui——weiyinengnadechushoude，bianshineizhangzangwuyeyanbuzhudebiaozhiwuguan。
shentanghaopiqidigentajiangli：“nvshi，neishiwodebing。”
nvrenquesilongleban，caiyebucaita，wuzizabazhezui，huiweibingzideweidao。
shentangzheishizhuyidaonvrenshunxiguodezhijieyushoubuqitayansechalejigedu，houtoubushoukongzhidijingluangundongyilun。
tashimeijiepi，danjinjulizaoshouzheizhongshijuechongji，xiayishishenglibushi。
yuguangqujianshentanglianseyoubianhua，nvrendanxinzheishazihuifafengdaziji，piguwangfanfangxiangnuolenuo。
zheibudonghaihao，yidongliandaishentangyeyoulelachegan。
ditouwangxiangyaojianlachegandeyuantou——neishiyitiaojicudemasheng，jiushizheigenmashengxiangshuanzhejizhimazha，jiangtazheijushenzigennvrenyijiqitapengtougoumian、nianlingbuyidenvrenchuanzaiyikuaier。
taitouhuanshousigu，muguangsuojijieshishenchuancumaqiufu、manmianpijuandelaoruofuru，nannvjieyou。
lingyoushilaigeqingzhuangchuanzhejiaoweitongyi，yaojianguapeidao，fangshaodefangshao、dingrendedingren。
shixianouersaoguoshencaijiaohaodenianqingnvfanhuiduotingdunyihuier。
这、这——
shiyidajiazifanleshierbeilaquxingchangzhuxiaohukouben?
yeyoukenengshizaifapeidelushang。
qubiebuwaihushizaosizaochaoshenghaishiwansiwanchaosheng。
【咕噜咕噜咕噜】
jichangluludewuzangmiaokaishibuheshiyidizuosui，shengxiangdadelianqitarendounengtingdao。
shentangtaishouwuzheweiweijiaotongdeduzi，jierangtabuduanfenmixianshui。
yuetunyankoushui，jieganyuemingxian，qiangliedaowufahushidechengdu。
shentangxinxiazhoumei，zhinengtongguozhuanyizhuyililaizhuanyijiedezhemo——shixianfanweinei，yougefanrenchidetaiji，jiazhibingziganzao，yezhule。tabuduanchuidaxiongkoushituranggengzaihoujiandebingzixiaqu，liansezhujianfaqing。
所有人见怪不怪。
jimeishangqianpaibei，yemeidishui。
tajiannandengzhetuixiangpaxiangguanchazhuangbanderen，yongjinquanlishenchuyoushouqiujiu，kezhidaoyanqi，youshouwuliluoxia，houzheyemeijiurendeyisi，chuaileliangjiaofaxianrenzhenyanqile，zuiligunangleju：“huiqi!”
chouchuyaojianbishou，wanyaojiangnanrenyoubanbianjiejinerduodepigelexialai，suishoudiuruzangwubudai。
沈棠：“……”
“该上路了!”
“麻溜点儿!”
“qilai，bieranglaozijinimenxiabianzi!”
qiufanmenzhongxindaishangchenzhongjiasuo。
nvfandejiasuoxiao，yuemosanshiwujin，nanfandejiasuodaleyihaobuzhi，zhongliangmeibashiyeyouwushi。
neishijigechuanzhetongyideqingzhuangyibiancuicu，yibianyongjiaotichuaifanyingbujideqiufan。ruoshitichuaihaibuqilaijiuzhijieshangbianzi，lidaojida，yibianzixiaqujiushiyidaoyizhikuantangzhexuedexuehen，kanderenchumujingxin。
shentangmomomaitouzouzhe，nulizhaoxunzheijushentiyouguandejiyi。
结果很不幸。
tabujinmeihunshangchuanyuezhededibao，meishentiyuanzhudejiyi，zigeerhaibeitoujiale——chulezhidaozijijiaoshentang，yougejiao“youli”debiming，kaohuahuachifan，pabianjicuigao，qitajiyiyigaimohu!!!
toumiaofanrenhaiyoukanshoufanrendeguancha，antan：【huiqi，zheitmdoushidiyukaijuleba?】
zhenshidaomeitamajidaomeikaimen，daomeidaojiale!
bengguanshakaiju，xiaomingzuiyaojin。
是选择中途逃跑?
haishixuanzegenzheduiwudaomudedi，zaisijitaopao?
muqiankanlai，nagexuanzedoubuleguan。
dingzhelieriganlu，zhongtuyouyoujigefanrenyunsiguoqu，zhidaowanxiayunrantianji，caibeizhunxuyuandixiuxiguoye。
guanchajuzaiyiqidahuodui，congxingnangquchurouganfangzaitaowengzhongpengzhu，zaisashangyidianeryanbajiushiyiguoroutang。
shentangzheicifanyingkuai，baozhulebingzi。
yipiguzuodishang，xixijujiaozheshengyingbingliangdebingzi，yongkoushuijiangqiruanhuadechabuduocaitunyan，zhuyilizefangzaidishengjiaotandeguanchashenshang。jinguantamenxiantandeneironghenxisui，danmianqiangyenengpincouchuyibufenqingbao。
这些犯人是一家的。
xinggong，zuzhonglaoxiaoshenzhilianpucongbinvdoumeinengtaodiao，tongtongbeizhua。
fenweisanbo，fenpiyawangmudedi。
nandequbianchuichongjundangkuli，nvdesongquxiaochengjiaofang。
shentangsuochuduiwushidierpi，yigongfudenvjuan、binvjuduo，qizhonghaiyoubeifenzuigaodelaofengjun，jiweifenghuazhengmaodeshaofuren、nianqingmaomeideqieshiyiniang、nianjibuyidezisi，shengxiadezeshisihoudepucongbinv。
tagumozijizheijushentibushibinvjiushizisi。
yinieguling，yejiushiyierdeyangzi。
nanziqingmiancizi，nvzimoxingerhou。
ruofanrenzaibandaoyanqi，biangexiaxiezhezidemianpihuozheerduodangzuorentouzhengju。
tataishouyimoerduo，guoranmodaozuoererhouyouyipianyijingjiejiadexuekuai。
沈棠：“……淦!”