第五章人不行,别怪路不平?

suxianchuanzheheisechongfengyikuazhebeibao,zuozaidajiedeyizishang,xiaoshoudemianrongkanqilaiqiaocuihepibei。

yandiruyiwangshenbujiandidejingshui,xiangshixinshizhongzhong。

shoulinazhegangpaohaodefangbianmian,jichangluluditalangtunhuyandichileqilai。

beitaotaile,suxianyemeiyouxiezhe,ershidawanshangdezhaolegekuaidifenjiandehuo,qimaxianbalaidelufeijizhengle。

ganggangyiyuanneibianyoulaidianhuacuiyiyaofeile,bujiaojiuyaotingyaole。

suijizaidouyindiankaiyigezhibojian,tadasuanjiejiemen。

“nishuozuibadudu,dududududu,duyixianijiuhuilaia,nishuozuibadudu,dududududu,duyihuajiuhuikaia……”

suxiantingxiashouzhongdedongzuo,daobushigeshengyueer,xiangfanshitailanle,landezangerduo。

erqiezheishengyin,tahenshuxi。

zhibojiannei,yekechuanzhebaisedezhangqun,yizhangjingzhidewanghonglian,rourouruoruodewaibiaokanqilairenchuwuhai。

“suxianbenlaijiushiyinweichilaoben,meiyouchuangzuonenglima,beitaotaiyebunengguaiwoa,xiangbudaotadepengyoujurandawo……”

rouruodeshengyintingqilaixiangshishangxindeyaokule。

“haiyou,zhuli,xiacibuyaoweijingwodeyunxuluanpaishipinfachuqu,buyaoshanghaibieren,tapengyouyeshiyishixinji。”

“womingbaile,wojiushiweinigandaobuping。”

zheishi,yigexizhuanggelv,yishenguiqidenanzizouleguolai。

huangminglanguotadeyaozhi,wenroudishuodao:“baobei,woyidinghuibaohuhaonide……duile,gangzaimodoumailegefang,fangbiannigongzuo。”

“doushuole,nibuyaojiwoluanhuaqianma~”tanaqihuangmingshoushangdeyaochi,yanjinglishanshuozhejingguang。

“tinghua,wobuyaonijuede,woyaowojuede。haole,womenquchifanba。”

“zhibojiandebaozimen,woxiabole,wozaishuozuihouyiju,suxiansuirantaotaile,danshitaruguoyihouyoukunnandehua,wohaishihuibangtade。”

【yidebaoyuan,womenjiakekezhenshanliang!】

【neishenmesuxiandepengyou,mingmingshisuxianzijimeichuangzuonenglihaiguaibieren,guoranrenyileiju,wuyiqunfen。】

【haha,nimendoushuodetaiweiwanle,anwoshuotamendoushishehuidezhazha……】

“咳咳……”

suxianguanbizhibojian,yinweiganmao,renbuzhukesouleqilai,ranhoulianmangchakanresou。

shipinli,lianchongzheyekefahuo,zaitongguojianjidishouduan,yingzaochuleyizhongyekebeidaledecuojue。

yulequanjiushizheiyang,bufengzhuoying,huaiyiyidanchansheng,zuimingyijingqueli。

xianzaizijideweibomashengyipian,yipianyulexinwenbaodaochongshangleresou:《guoqigeshousuxian,yigexiaochoudezhengzhayuluomu》

neirongdazhiwei:suxian,yigeguoqigeshoucanjia《weilaizhixing》beitaotai,mingmingshizijinenglibugou,meiyouchuangzuonengli,chilaoben,quefenfenbupingzhishizijidepengyououdaxuanshouyeke。renbupingbieguailubuping,zheizhongliejiyirenjiugaifengsha。

suxiandanrandikanzheyiqie,bushitabuji,ershitayijingzhaodaolefangfa。

“嘟嘟。”

liandalaidianhua:“nizaina?yiqijuju,wofadizhi,niguolaiba。”

“suanle,woyoudianshiyaochuli。”tahuiyingdao,bushitabuxianghexiongdiju,ershixianzairongbudetaxiexi。

“neixing,wolaizhaonizongkeyiba?dizhifawo。”

“好。”

balajirengzailajitonghou,tazaijietoumaileyichuantanghulu。

jintianshitadeshengri,shenghuoyijinghenkule,zongyaoweizijijiadiantangba。

tasikaibomo,jiukandaomianqianyigexiaonanhaitunzhekoushui,yanbabadiwangzheta。

tawunaidiyaoyaotou,baikaiyibandijileta……

ranhou,talaidaochunxilupangbian,conglimiannachuzijidehuatong,meicuo,tadefangfajiushizhibomaichang。

bujinkeyizhuanqian,haikeyichangzijidexingedamingqi,huiyingyulun。

zheiliyouhenduojietouyirenbiaoyan,buzhitayiren。

“wozongshilinshibaofojiao,linshibaofojiao……”

“zheishougelinshibaofojiao,linshibaofojiao……”

cierdebanzoushengpeihehanmaishideyanchang,jiashangfukuadedongzuohebiaoqingxiyinleyidaduirenzhuzuguankanyijibushaorendezanshang。

suxianbuyiweiyi,fangzhihaozijideshebei,zhunbeizijidebiaoyan,zheixieshebeidoushitalinshimaide。

tajiangxiaoyinxiangfanghaohou,yourenqiaoleqiaotadejiantou。

taxiayishiditaitou,yingmianshiyigetoudingzhemaoshanderen。

“nihao,qingwenni……shisuxianma?”toudingzhemaoshan,yundadadandandifushizheta。

taganjuezheirenkanqilaiyoudianyanshu,haoxiangshiresoushangkandaode,canjialeyigejiemubeitaotaile,quanwanghei。

“ng。”suxianchayileyixia,diandiantou,ranhoujixuzijishoushangdedongzuo,diaojieyinliang。

yundadajingxidishuodao:“nishizhuanyegeshou,womenkebukeyibiyichang,wozuixinshangnizheizhongyoushilidegeshoule,wohaitingguonidegeni。”

tabiaomianluchuzanshangdemuguang,shizeneixinbuxie,zheirenxianzaishangleresou,huoxukeyiyongzheigefangfacaitayijiaolaititizijiderenqi。

zhiyuge?sheihuitingyigeloserdege?

“ng?”suxianyaoyaotou,“duibuqi,wojiuyigejietoumaiyide,meixingqu。”

“jiushiqiecuoyixia,meishenmede。”yundadaquanshuodao,yandiluchuyisinanyiyanshidebuxie,buguomashangshouhui。

zheiyiqie,suxiandoukanzaiyanli,baojingfengshuangdetaduiyuyundadadexiaoxinsiyiranmingle,zheishixiangnazijidangtiaobana。

“nibuhuishibuganba?kuinihaishigegeshou。”yundadadizhulishoudaoyundadadizhishihouchaofengdao。

“nizailuanshuoshenme,renjiakeshizhuanyegeshou,kanbuqiwomenzheixiewanghonggeshouyehenzhengchang。”yundadachizedao。

“geduibuqia,woxiangnidaoqian。”

zheilidedongjing,henkuaiyinglaileyidaduirendezhuzuweiguan,kanrenaobuxianshida,fenfenzhizeqilai。

“renjiahaoxinyaoqing,nizenmerucigaoaowuli。”

“buhuizhenshimeishenmeshili,buganba?”

suxianwunaidixiaolexiao,zaiwozheiyigechanghonglian,yigechangbailian。

benlaidoubuxiangdalinimende,nimenfeiyaocouguolai,haoba,wochengquannimen。

ranertagangxiangdaying,zhijianlianturanpaoleguolai,quanshuodao:“laoxian,nibiedayingta,zou,wodainiquhejiu。”

kandaoxujiuweijiandehaoyou,suxianshifenjingxi,buguoxianzaitahaiyougengzhongyaodeshiqingchuli,tapailepailiandejianbang:“meishier,jiushijiandandiqiecuoyixia。”

“xiana,bushiwojuedeniyingbuleta,ershinikankannixianzaidezhuangtai,yankuangliquanshihongxuesi,liansecangbaidexiangshixileyiyang,nixianzaidezhuangtaihaobiyigecanxueyuange,yaoheduimianmanxuexiangyuda!”lianjiaojidishuodao。

“zhende,xiangxinwo,napaduimianmanxuewoyenengfansha。”lianquanweidao。

tongguoshoujikanlekancikedeyangzi,dequeyouxieqiaocui。

“neihao……nidaihuieryaoshijuedebibuguo,nizhaohuyisheng,wozhijiekaizhewodexiaolaosilaisidainipao,”liandiandiantoutongyi,buguohaishixiayishididanyou。

“zenmebi?”suxianpieguotouduizheyundadashuo。

“jiandan,wozaidouyinshangfagepk,sheidezhichizhegengduo,sheiying。”yundadanaqishouji,dakaizhibojian。

“woxianpaozhuanyinyu,youshenmebuzudedifang,haiqingnizhizheng。”yundadaqianxudishuodao。

场外:

“nishuozheichangbishisheihuiying?”

“dangranshiyundada,takeshizaiwanghongshuochangbisaihuodeleguanjun。”

“kanlai,zheigemenyaodangxiaochoule。”

直播间:

【wa,niyaoherenpk?nalilaidecainiao,yepeipengciwoyundada!】

【zheigemenerjiushilaihuazhongquchongde,lezirenyige。】

【yishouliangliangsongjizheiweiyongshi!】

yundadaqingmiedikanlesuxianyiyan:“yishoushudazhaofengsongjidajia!”

cierdebanzouxiangqi,peihezhetahanmaisideyanchang:

“douguaiwoshudazhaofeng,shudazhaofeng,shudazhaofeng……”

“tamendouwenwoshishei,doumeixiangguowoshilei,douzaibawogecibei,yizhanchengmingdeziwei~”

“douguaiwoshudazhaofeng,shudazhaofeng,shudazhaofeng……”

yiquzhongle,yinglailezaichangrendeguzhanghezanshang。

“bukuishirapperjiedeshiligeshou,tairanle,wokanzheigemenerzenmeda。”

“zheigemenerhesheibibuhao,feiyaohewoyundadabi,ziquqiru。”

直播间:

【wa,yundadazhenshitairanle,rapperjieyongyuandeshen!】

【zheixiaozibuhuihedepaoleba?hahaha。】

【zheirenjiushilaicengwomengegeliuliangde,xiaochou!】

“hahaha,xianchoule,xianchoule。”tahahayisheng,zhuangzuohenkuansongdeyangzi,ranhouzhuanguotou,“ge,gainile,haiqingnizhidian。”

suxianyaoyaotou,zheizhongkoushuigeyesuanhao?zhenshiele。

tamenbushishuozijichilaoben,meiyuanchuangma?

neihao,wojiuchangyishouyuanchuangjinimentingting。

【xitong,jiwoduihuanzheishouge。】

【ding,yiweisuzhuduihuanzheishougequ,dangqianjifen:0】

yishijiansuxiandenaohailiyongxianlezheishougedezuoci,zuoquhebianqu。

“keyijiwoyibajitama?”taxunwendao。

yundadajiangzijidejitadileguolai。

taweiweiyixiao,naqihuatong,shenxiyikouqi:“yishou《haikuotiankong》,songjidajia。”