第一章

年底,公司开年会。

gaocenglingdaozailoushanggaotankuolun,erwozheigebannianjigongsizhuanleshangqianwandexiaoguanquebeilanzaigongsilouxiaburangjin。

fuzeanbaodegongzuorenyuanyilianweinan,tachongwobailebaishou,ranhouhuangusizhouxiaoshengshuo:“chuweijie,nibieweinanwo,zheishirenjialaobanmendetongzhi。”

“nihewodoushidagongren,woyehenxiangfangnishangqu,danshi...”

tadehuadiandaoweizhi,kehualideyisibuyaneryu。

beifangdeshieryueyouganyouleng,datingdenuanqisuiranhenzu,danshihanfengyijiunengcongmenfengzhongzuanjinlai。

chengnianrenzongshihenjiangjiutimiande,yudaozheizhongqingkuangdezuijiachulifangfayinggaishiyangzhuangyoushijiekoulikai。

kewopianpianxiangjixuwenxiaqu,jishizheiyangzuohuirangdajiadouhennankan。

wolonglelongshenshangdedayi,youxiehaoxiaodezhuiwenta:“nagelaobanshuode?shixiaogaozonghaishigaodong?”

tazuoguyoupan,yanshenduoshan,zhizhiwuwubuyuanyishuo。

wozhengyaotaochushoujidadianhua,menkoudezhajituranxiangleyisheng。

woniutouyikan,shiwomentuanduilifuzexiewenandewangtingting。

takandaowozhihou,taijiaojiuzouleguolai,yilianchayidewen:“chuwei,nizenmebushangquya?”

tashenshanghaidaizhecongwaimianjinlaidelengkongqi,lengkongqizaitashenshangfangfoguoleyicengjianjiandeci。

haimeidengwoshuohua,tajiuluchuyigeyinyangguaiqidexiao,tashuo:“zenmele?shigongsiburangnijinma?”

tadeyanjingyizhayizha,yutaneizhangrenchuwuhaidelianbutong,tadesangmenkeyiwanggaoleba,henbuderangzhengdonglouderendoutingdao。

tameiyoulikaideyisi,ziguzidecongbaolifanchuxiaojingzizuokankanyoukankan,zuishangdiediebuxiu:“yeshi,gongsifeileneimedaxinsibanipengqilai,niyinweiyidianxiaoshijinjinjijiao。”

tazongjiedao:“meiyoulaobanhuixihuanyouzhujiandeyuangong。”

wohetadedazhanyichujifa,kongqizhongmanshixiaoyanhezhanhuodeweidao。

gangganghaizhanzaiyibiandegongzuorenyuanhuosulikai,haoweiwomenliuxiayipianzhishuyuwomenlianggerendezhanchang。

wofanwenta:“suoyinixiangshuoshenme?”

tawanqizuijiao,yongshoudianledianxiabashuo:“wojuedenixianzaizuimingzhidezuofayinggaijiekouyoushilikai,erbushizaizheisichanlanda。”

“benlaigaodongjiuduinibumanyi,nizaizheiyangjiuchanxiaqu,dengguoliangtianbeichaoyouyule,kebieguaiwomeitixingni。”

wodandanyixiao,taochushoujijiukaishijixiaogaozongdadianhua。

dianhuajieqilaideyishunjian,wojiuzhijieduitashuo:“gaohuaiyu,jirangongsibannianhuiburangwoshangqu,xianglaiyeshiyinweiwofanlecuo,neiwojiutingboyiduanshijianhaohaofanshengyixia。”

dianhuaneitouchuanlailuanhonghongdechaonaosheng,caozadebeijingyinbingmeiyougaiguotazhenjingzhixiabushoukongzhitigaodesangmen。

talianshenghandao:“weiwei!bushineigeyisi...nidengwoyixia,woxianzaixialouzhaoni!”

woandiaodianhua,kanxiangshenpangzhujianbianleliansedewangtingting,wowenta:“niganggangshuohuawomeitingqing,nishizaishuowohuibeichaoyouyuma?”