第二章

我是带货主播。

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zuozhesiwugerendegongzuo,nazheyifengongzi。

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womeihaoqideshuodao:“gaohuaiyu,nilaikankantaxiededoushishenme。”

woyouyiziyijudeniandao:“nimenmaibaobao、maiyifudeshihouyoumeiyouxiangguonimendefumuzaichishenmechuanshenme?”

“ziyuyangerqinbudai,baqianhuazaizijishenshangdeshihou,buruhaohaoxiangxianggaizenmexiaojingxiaojingnimendefumu!”

gaohuaiyunaonaotou,yilianmangrandekanxiangwo,tashuo:“weiwei,zheiyoushenmewenti?”

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womeirenzhufahuodao:“xiaofeizhegaogaoxingxinglaimaidongxi,haiyaotingniyigeshenmedoubushidezhubozaizheilishuosandaosidaodebangjia,sheinengshoudele?”

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tayounieleniewodeshouzhi:“ketashiwobahaopengyoujieshaolaide,wozuobulezhu,zheiyangba,woquhewobashuo,haoma?”