第6章 我要跟你决斗

第6章我要跟你决斗

kanzhefenwaiwugudeyangchengwu,zhangmengyaoxiangdaomuqinjianeibianchenzhiyunzheigexiaopihaidesuozuosuowei,yeshiyizhenwuyu。

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“xingle,yihoubuzhunzaizheiyangzuole,songwoqugongsi,yidaduishiqingmeijiejueni。”zhangmengyaopihaowaitaowangwaizou,shizaishibuxiangliyangchengwu。

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zheibayangchengwuheleyitiao,zijiruoshizaiwangqianyixiaobu,zheitingxiujunqiaodebiliangkejiuwailea。

幸好,幸好。

“nihuiquba,xiabanshiguolaijiewo。”limianchuanlaizhangmengyaolenglengdeshengyin,yangchengwuzhinengshiguanxinyiju,ranhouzhuanshenliqu。

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yangchengwujingleyitiao:“woqu,nigexiao**naerlaidewodianhuahaoma?”

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chenzhiyunfennudiguaduanledianhua。

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jiezhetazaigongpingshangdachu:“xiao**,jiefulaidani**le。”

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“woqu,xianzaixiaoxueshengdouzheimeyouqianlema?”

zaizhongrenjingyazhishi,yangchengwudejiaoseyeyijingchuxianzailecangnanzhanqu,zhishikanrenaoderenjiandaoyangchengwudejiaose,zuijiaodunshijiuchouchuleqilai。

“wo,woqu,taomujian,xinshoutaozhuang,zheiziyunshengjianyidaojianqijiunengkanmeia。”

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duiyubierenshuozijishifuhaowangjiashenmede,chenzhiyunsihaobuzaiyi,shenzhiyoumaileyibaigelabazaigongpingshangshuaping:“youqian,yeshiyizhongshili。”

dunshi,meiyourenzaishuoyijuhuale,shia,jinqianyeshishilideyizhonga。

zheishidajiadoulianminqileyangchengwu。

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yushihu,jihushizhenggetianjianyiquderendouzaifengkuangwangcangnanzhanqugan,shenzhihaiyourenkaishizuozhuangkaipan:“lailailai,duxiaojiuziyingdeyazheibian,dujiefuyingdeyaneibian,xiaojiushuoshenglvyipeiyia,jiefushenglvyipeiwushia。”

“zheimingyanrendounengkandechulaixiaojiuziyinglehaoba,buguoyehao,wenzizaixiaoyeshirou。”

yushihu,yidaduirenyalexiaojiuzi。

yangchengwuzuijiaoyixiao:“woyawoziji,yibaiziyunbi”

ziyunbishiyouxibeilingtianzunzhongdetongyonghuobi,yangchengweizuoweixinshouganghaohuodeleliangbaige,haiyouyibaigemaileshouzhongdetaomujian。

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