第5章 苏晚晴的麻烦

raner,checaiganggangqidong,jiubeirendulexialai。

weiguolaideshijigeranzhehuangmaodexiaodi,yikanjiubushihaoren。

lingtoudeyilianningxiao,buhuaihaoyidezoudaochechuangkou,buxiedekanleyiyanyexiao。

“nijiushisuyingyingneigefeiwujiefu?”

yexiaomeitouyizhou,lenglengwendao:“youhuakuaishuo,youpikuaifang!”

xiaodichixiaoqilai:“yo,meixiangdaoniruodekelian,piqidaoshihendama,yemeishenmeshiqing,suyingyingjintiandongwoyigexiaodi,bujigeshuofa,zheishiermeiwan。”

yexiaoyihuodechaozhesuyingyingkanqu。

suyingyinglenghengyisheng,haobukeqidefanjidao:“neigechunhuojuranganduiwodongshoudongjiao,huogaibeizou。”

xiaodichongmantanyudekanleyiyansuyingying:“xiaoniu,niyaoshinengpeigejigechigefan,zheishierjiusuanle。”

suyingyinglenglengdao:“nizuibafangganjingdian,beiwojiejiezhidao,xiaoxinnichibuledouzhezou!”

xiaodiyinu,suihouluchugesiwujidandebiaoqing:“suyingying,nitaibanijiedanghuishierle,niyiweitawusuowunengme?he,wokantaxianzaiyijingzishennanbaole。”

yexiaoyizhoumei,wendao:“suwanqingzenmele?”

xiaodihahadaxiao,daizhechaofengdekanzhesuyingying:“bieyiweiniyougejiejiejiulebuqi,taxianzaidezuileyigedarenwu,jiaotoulane,fouze,zenmekenengshizheigefeiwulaijieni?”

suyingyingshifenbufuqi:“wojiejiezenmekenengchushiqing,heng,nimenbiexiangpianwo,tabulaijiewo,zhishiyinweishijianmang。”

xiaodilikehahadaxiao:“xiaoniu,buxinnidagedianhuageinijiewenwen,tajintianweishenmebuguolai,wokeshiqinyankanjian,yigedarenwuzhizhetabizima,fouzewomenganzheimedunime?”

suyingyinghaishibuxiangxin,danshiyexiaoqueyouzhongbuhaodeyugan,yinweizheijitian,suwanqingkanshangqu,bipingshipibeilexuduo。

suoyitalikenachushouji,botonglesuwanqingdedianhua。

dianhuaxianglehaojishengcaibeijieqilai,suwanqingqinglengdeyuqichuanlai:“yexiao,shenmeshiqing,woxianzaiyudaodianmafan,nixianbayingyingjiehuijia,jintianwokenenghenwancaihuilai。”

yinweijingguoyupeixisui,yexiaobujinjinliqibiandale,erqietingliyebianhaolexuduo。

tatingjiansuwanqingshenbian,yinyinchuanlaiyizhenmasheng。

yexiaoyizhoumei,wendao:“niyudaoshenmemafanle,yaobuwoguolaikankan?”

suwanqingyinu:“niguolaiyoushenmeyong,bieweiwotianluanlehaome?”

raner,suwanqingyueshizheimeshuo,yexiaoxinliyeyuedanxin,tazhidaozijizheigemingyishangdeqizi,shenmeshiqingdouwangjianshangkang。

tajizhongjingshen,jiutingjiandianhualimian,yuanchuyigenvrenchuanlaideyizhenzhoumasheng:“suwanqing,wogaosuni,ruguolianjiangzhoushidiyirenminyiyuandouzhibuhaowofuqindebing,woyaonimenbaicaotangshenbaiminglie!”

jiangzhoushidiyirenrenminyiyuan?suwanqingzainaer?

yexiaodadingzhuyiyaoganguoqu。

taguaduandianhua,jiutingjianxiaodichaofengdao:“zenmeyang,lejieqingchuleba,suwanqingdegongsichushoudeyaowu,keshibarenjichisile,wokantaxianzaihainengbunengdese?”

suyingyingzheishihou,yezhidaodashierbumiaole,takanyexiaodelianse,buxiangshixiaodihushuode。

tajinzhangqilai,zhizhiwuwushuodao:“jiu……jiusuanwojiejiechushier,nimenyebiexiangluanlai。”

xiaodihahadaxiao:“xiaoniu,niyiweinizheigefeiwudejiefunengyoushenmeyong,pashiliannidoudabuguo,mofei,haixiangrangtabangni?”

suyingyingqiaolianyibai,kanxiangyexiao,yanshenlitouchuyigumaiyuanhefennu,ruofeizheigejiefuyidianyongdoumeiyou,zheiqunhunhunzenmeganlaiduta?

zheishihou,yexiaozhishidandandexiaole,duixiaodishuodao:“woganshijian,jinimensanmiaozhongxiaoshi,fouze……”

xiaodisiwujidandekanzheyexiao:“fouzezenmeyang,niyigefeiwu,nipeime?xiaoziwogaosuni,suyingyingjintianbixuliuxialai!”

yexiaoxinqingshunjianbiandeshifenzaogao,takaimenxialai,lenglengdekanzheyanqiandexiaodi。

xiaodibuxiededuizheyexiao:“zenme,xiangdaren,youzhongnidaa,wozhanzaizheilibudongrangnida,youbenshierdasiwoa?”

一群人哈哈大笑。

yexiaoxiangshikan**yiyangdekanleyiyanzheigexiaodi:“maodoumeizhangqi,jiuxuerenshualiumang?xiacijidezhaozifangliangdian,zaiganzhaoyingyingdemafan,woyaonisi!”

shuowan,tayiquanjiuchaozhexiaodilianshangdaqu。

zheiyiquan,sudushifenkuai,shenzhizaixiaodiwanquanmeiyoufanyingguolaideshihou,yijingdazailetadelianshang。

“啪!”

xiaodizhenggerenjuranbeizheiyiquandadefeileqilai,zhongzhongdeshuaixianghoufang。

talianhuadoushuobuchulai,zhongzheyoulian,zhijieyunleguoqu。

shunjian,xuexiaofujinrenqunyipiansiji,guoleyihuier,caichuanlaiyizhendaoxiliangqideshengyin。

yiquanbarendafeichuqu,zheideduodadeliqi?jueshimengnanyebuguoruci。

zheihaishisuyingyingneigechuanshuozhongfeiwudejiefuma?mofei,chuanshuodoushifanzhelaide,qishiyexiaobenzhishangshiyigejueshimengnan。

bushaoweiguandenvshengyanjinglishanqilexiaoxingxing。

yexiaoshenweiyejiadashaoye,benzhenjiuzhangdehenshuai,erqiejingguoxisui,pifuhaihaodexiangnvrenyiyang。

zhiqian,yinweitadefeiwumingtou,meirenqiaodeqita,danzheimeyigeyoulihai,youshuaiqidenanren,jianzhishibushaonvrenxinzhongdebaimawangzi。

ersuyingying,gengshizhangdalezuiba,dougubushangyexiaochenghutayingyingdeshiqingle?

zheihaishitarenshideneigeruojibandejiefume?

yexiaohuanhuanshouhuiquantou,xiandeshifenmanyi,ganggang,tadoumeizenmeyongliqi,meixiangdaojiuzaochenglezheikongbudexiaoguo。

suihou,tayanguangchaozhelingwaijigexiaodi2kanqu。

jigexiaodilikejingkongqilai,kaishenmewanxiao,suirantamenrenduo,danhezheizhong**zuodui,jianzhixiansidebugoukuai!

“dage,shilaodajiaowomenlaide,womenshenmedoubuzhidao,nindarendaliang,fangwomenzouba?”

yexiaobuxiedekanzhezheiyiqunxiaodi,dandanshuodao:“jizhu,zaiganzhaoyingyingmafan,jiubushiyiquanneimejiandanle!”