第1章 室友要用大蒜治痔疮

di1zhangshiyouyaoyongdasuanzhizhichuang

shiyouyaoyongdasuanzhizhichuang,wogaosutazheiyanghuiganran。

taxinlewodehua,queyijiubuqukanyisheng,zuihouwaizhifazhanchenghunhezhidachuxue,nanpengyoushuotadeleshenmebuganjingdebing,yutafenshou。

shiyouyincihenshanglewo,zeguaiwomeiyourangtayongdasuanzhibing。

zhengchaozhong,tajiangwocongliuloutuixia。

zaicizhengyan,wohuidaoshiyouwenwoyaobuyaoyongdasuanzhibingdeshihou。

woxiaoxiao,“dasuan?dasuankeshihaodongxia!yidingnenggouzhiyunidebingde!”

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“a!liyanran,wolalehaoduoxue!wogaizenmebana,shibushidejuezhengle。”

shiyouliuyuqingdejianjiaoshengchuanruwodeerduo。

wotingzhezheishuxideshengyin,beihoulenghanzhimao,siqianquanshensuiliedetongchufangfohaimeiwanquanxiaosan。

jingzhongdewohaishiwanzhengde,buxiangqianshiyiyang,shiyikuaiyikuaide。

woqiangpozijilengjingxialai。

wozhongshenghuidaolesangeyueqian。

qianshi,zailiuyuqingjianjiaozhihou,wowentashibushipiguzhanglexiaorouqiu,kenengshizhichuang,buguohaishixuyaoquyiyuankankancaikeyixiajielun。

nazhiliuyuqingturanhonglelian。

“neigeshizhichuangma?wohaiyiweishiwotianfuyibingzhangdemeirouni。”

woyinweitadelipufayanergandaolipu,kanlaishixiaoshuokanduoleliuxiadehouyizheng。

wochuyuhaoxinzaicitixingta,zheizhongchuxuelianghaishiyinggaiquyiyuankankan。

“keshiquyiyuanqibushiyaozaibiedenanrenmianqiantuokuzi......yi......haoexina,wonanpengyoushuowozhinengjitayigerenkan,wobuquyiyuan,fanzhengzhichuangyoubushishenmejuezheng,zijiyekeyizhide。wotingcunlidelaorenshuoguo,dasuanxiaodu,keyibatasaijinquzhizhichuang。”

wojingyayutadehua,“wodelaojiejie,minggengzhongyaoa。erqienikeyizhaonvyishengma。”

tabumandikanxiangwo,yuqizhongdaizhezebei,“liyanran,nibuhuishixiangqiangwonanpengyouba,zheimesongyongwoqurangyishengkanwodepigu,daoshihounizaifanshoubazheijianshigaosuwodenanpengyou,bijingwodenanpengyouneimeyouxiu。”

woxiangzhetaneigehetongnanyou,fanlegebaiyan。

buguoweiletadeanquan,haishimomojitafalejigeguanyuhuluanyongpianfangdaozhibingqinggengjiayanzhongdetiezi。

liuyuqinghuangle,fangqileyongdasuanzhibingdexiangfa。

houlai,tadebianxuezhengzhuangyuelaiyueyanzhong,hedetananpengyougentafenleshou,shenzhidihuitaranlezangbing。

liuyuqingzhaodaowo,qiazhuwodebozi,ehenhenjiangwotuidaoyangtaibian。

“douguaini!ruguobushiyinweini,wonanpengyougenbenbuhuigenwofenshou!nihuilewodeyiqie!woyaoshaleni!”

wotuikaita,dashenghan,“ninanpengyoushiyinweichuguilecaizhaojiekougennifenshoude!wodangchurangniqukanyisheng,nifeibuqu,xianzaichushilenizenmenengguaidaowodetoushang!”

“sidaolintoulenihaigandihuiwodenanpengyou!jianren!”

liuyuqingfenglebandilachewo,woshiqupingheng,congliuloudiaolexiaqu。