第2章 室友要用大蒜治痔疮

di2zhangshiyouyaoyongdasuanzhizhichuang

zhonglaiyici,wojuedingkanzhetazuosi。

xiangdaozheier,wonaonaotou,jiazhuangjingya。

“zheimeduoxue,zheikezenmebanya。”

liuyuqingyouyuleyishun,youxiejiannandikaikou。

“yaobuquyiyuankankanba。”

shuozhe,biaoqingyouyouxieyouyu。

“keshiquyiyuanqibushiyaotuokuzijiyishengkan,wodayingguowonanpengyoubukeyijibierenkande,wohaishibuquyiyuanle......”

tazaiqinshilailaihuihuididuobu,kanqilaiyouxiejinghuang。

woxuanzebizui,buzaijitatijianyi。

tanachushoujichaxunbianxuedeyuanyin,yichayigejuezheng,yichayigebuzhisheng,tabeihedaole。

“yaobuhaishiqukankanba......wanyishishenmejuezhengni。”

zheiciwomeiyouquanta,tazijijuranhaixiangqingchule。

“liyanran,nipeiwoquyiyuankankanba,woyigerenhaipa。”

woxiangshibeicaizhongleweiba,naozilideleidayixiazijiuxiangqilaile,woruguopeitaquyiyuan,huibuhuiyoubeitajihen。

suiranzheicishitayaoqiuwopeitaqude,danshiyizhaotaneigeshenjingbingnaohuilu,yebushimeiyoukenengyoubeijihen。

sijici,woyouxieweinandikanzheta。

“buxinga,wohaiyaoquzuojianzhini,woruguokuanggongdehua,jiuhuibeicituide。”

liuyuqingmianseyizhi,youxiecuoe。

“nishenmeyisi?nibuxiangpeiwoquyiyuan?ninandaowangledangchuqinshidelingwailianggerengulini,shiwozhanzainizheibian,bangniduifutamende。wohaibangnibatamenlianggeganchuqule,xianzaiwochushile,nijuranhaizaixiangzheshenmejianzhi。”

yigetouwaimaideqipaheyigejingchangyebuguiqinderen,yinweiwomeibangtamenyinmanerxuanzeguliwo,zheiyangderen,pingshenmebushiwogulitamen。

zaishuole,dangchubatamenlianggebeiganchuqu,wanquanshiyinweiliuyuqingdenanpengyoudonglewaixinsi,liuyuqingcaikanbuguanyaobatamenlianggeganchuqude,xianzaidaoshibianchengyinweiwotacaibatamenganchuqude。

houyanwuchi!tianbuzhichi!gualianxianchi!wuchizhiyou!

weilebujinuta,wowunaidishuodao,“womeiyoulezheifenjianzhi,jiumeiyoushenghuofeile,ruguoniyuanyichengdanwodeshenghuofeidehua,wojiupeiniquyiyuan。”

liuyuqingdajing,“nishijuyingma?zenmenengzhaowoyaoshenghuofeini,zaishuolewodeqiandoushiyaocunqilaijiwonanpengyoumaishengriliwude,suanlesuanle,wozijiquyiyuankankanba。”

woweiweiyixiao,“duile,dayiyuanhuaqianduo,niquzhaogexiaozhensuokankanjiuxingle,bijinghaiyaocunqianjininanpengyoumailiwuni,jiubuyaoluanhuaqianle。ninanpengyouduinineimehao,niyidingyaozhuajintadexin,bierangqitanvrenzuanlekongzi。”

liuyuqingxiuseyixiao,youxiedeyidikanzhewo,“wonanpengyouduiwodangranhaola,suannihuishuohua,neiwojiuquzhaogezhensuokankanba。”

wokanzhetaliqudebeiying,xinzhonglengxiao,wodezhaojihuilikaizheigeqinshile,buranwanyitanatianfafeng,wokejiucanle。