第2章 :仙人跳(1686字)

楚天阔拿着小广告。

很快找到相遇宾馆。

敲了敲门。

fangjianlichuanlainvrenroumeideshengxiang:

“门没关,进来~”

推门进去。

chuangshangtangzheyizhangfapijian、shencaifengyude**,heisezhangtuiweiweiqiaoqi,jiaojiantiaozhegaogenxiehuangdong。

yijianchutiankuo,maxiaorongyanmouyiliang,shuangtuidouzhibuzhujiajin!

“aiyou,dashuaigea~wojinerkejianzhele!”

“manvshinihao,wobushilai……neishade,woshigeyisheng,nilaogongdebuyuhenhaozhi!”

楚天阔胸有成竹。

nanrenbuyu,duobanshishujingguandusai,zhaliangzhentongyitongjiuxing。

这还需要重金求子?

“shuaige~nandaoshenghaizishizhongdianma?guochengcaishijingsui。”

maxiaorongzuoqishen,doudongwaitao,luchubangexiangjian。

hedechutiankuoganjinwuyan:

“biebiebie,biechongdong!feiliwushi,woyaozhangzhenyande!”

“aiyou,doudaoyangenqianlaile,haizhuangjiazhengjing~”

maxiaorongnannabuzhu,yizhaoehupushi,zhijiezhuangjinchutiankuohuaili。

yachisiyaokaichenyidekouzi。

lazhetadeyaodai,jiuwangchuangshangzhuai!

chutiankuochedibeihemengle。

zhuaizhekuzi,sibusashou。

doushuosanshirulang、sishiruhu,nvrenjingerlaile,zhenzhaojiabuzhu!

qingjizhixia,chutiankuoxiangyebuxiang,zhijiechuaileyijiao!

“咣当!”

maxiaorongyijiaobeichuaixiachuang,hounaoshaokedaojuzi,dunshiyanmaojinxing。

tingdaodongjing,sanrenpomenerru,nuqichongtian:

“malegebazi,sheitamagangaowolaopo!”

sanrenyiyansuodingchutiankuo。

weishoudechuanzheheisepiyi,lianhezhimashaobingside,zhangmanlemazi;

shenhouliangrenhubeixiongyao、yilianshaqi!

mazilianbaonu,chongdaochuangyan,zhuaqichutiankuodeyiling:

“nixiaozihuoniwaile?yebuchumendatingdatingwowangmazi!gangaowolaopo,wobanilaoerduoxialaiweigou!”

“jintiannibuliaoxiashiwan、bawande,zheishimeiwan!”

楚天阔有点懵逼。

jintianhaizhenshichumenermeikanhuangli,benxiangzhezhuanliangqian、coucaili,jieguopengshangle“xianrentiao”。

yanqianzheisannanyinv,mingxianshituanhuozuoan,zhuanganqiaozhalesuodeyingsheng!

jianchutiankuomeitaoqiandeyisi,wangmazijile,taishoujiuyaochaolianshan!

chutiankuoyanmouyihen,mengranyiji“liaoyintui”,fangfoliangkejidancongzhongjianliekaifengxi,kaca,liuchuledanhuang。

wangmazishunjianshengtian,fanzhebaiyan,shuangtuijiajin,neibazizaifangjianneibengda,butingfachu“wuwu”sheng。

“cao,jilaozi**ta!”

erhuabushuo,liangdaoshangdedahantaochudanhuangdao,yizuoyiyou,chaozhechutiankuozhaqu。

chutiankuoxunmengchushou,xiukoufeichuzhenmaiyongdejinsi,chanzhudaoshen,duizheliangrenxiongkou,yirenshangleyijibiantui。

liangbaishijindahan,“peng”yishengzhuangdaoqiangshang,xieleqidepiqiuside,naodaiyidala,hunsiguoqu。

cishi,maxiaorongchaoqibandeng,jiuyaocongbeihoutouxi。

chutiankuotouyebuhui,hounaoshaozhangyanjingyiban,jinsiyishuai,liangbadanhuangdaozhachuanbandeng,daojianzhigougouduizhemaxiaorongyanjing!

shuangtuiyiruan,maxiaorongliaoxiabandeng,yitanshuisidetandaozaidi。

zhuanshunzhijian,qiaozhalesuodexiaotuanhuoquanjunfumie。

qiangbian,wangmaziwuzhekudang,renzhedandanjutong。

xinlimonian:kanbujianwo,kanbujianwo。

就想逃跑!

“bieliua,nidedandanbuxiangzhile?”

chutiankuozuodaochuangshang,xiaozhe,ranqiyizhixiangyan:

“wangmazi,wozheiyijiao,nijibenjiushizuotaijiandeming。yaoshixiabanbeizi,haixiangchangchangnanrendekuaile,jiwoshiwankuaiqian,wobangnixiuhaodandan。”

“神医啊!”

wangmazirentong,feishenpudao,guizaichutiankuomianqian,“bangbang”ketou:

“qingniyidingzhihaowo!jiushi……zanzhenjinnengbunengdagebanzhe,woruxingmeiduojiu,jiuqianliangtiandaizhugemeilaoban,elewuwankuaiqian。”

“e~zheiyanga,neiwozhihaoyike,couhezheyenengyong。”

王麻子一头冷汗。

zheiwanyihainengzhizhiyike?

wunai,xiaotuanhuofenfentaochuyinxingka,yingshengshengyoucoulewuwankuaiqian。

yinxingfalaiduanxin,shiwanyijingdaozhang。

chutiankuolebukezhi,sanzhenxiaqu,zhihaolewangmazi。

zouchubinguan,chutiankuoxiaodeqianyanghouhe:

“hahaha,suiranheyuxiangdebuyiyang,fanzhengcailiqianshicougoule。”

“zhangmuniang,zheihuiniwuhuakeshuole!”

……

huafenliangtou,xianchengxiangziliyidongduyuan。

liyunqipanzheyuanqiang,gangtiaoxiashen,yitaitou,qiaojianlefuchunhuatieyibanheidelaolian。

fuchunhuanazhejimaodanzi,shenpangzhanzheerziliqingfeng。

“chouyatou,nihaizhenshilvjiaobugai!mashuoleduoshaobian,buyaogenneixingchudelaiwang!tajiukailegepozhensuo,nengzhuanduoshaoqian?”

“jiushijiushi!jie,wohaoburongyigoudalegechengliguniang,feiyaoshizhongxinmaitaofangcaikenjianver。nibuduonongdiancailiqian,wofangzishoufudoujiaobuqi!”

娘俩一言一语。

“wogennijiang,womendanweilaolingdaodeerzizhangbing,suiranjieguohun,dankaidechedouzhijishiwan!nideshier,mazuozhu,nibixujiajizhangbing!”

zhengshuozhe,yuanziwaichuanlaichelabasheng,menkoutingxiayiliangbaisebaoma。

fuchunhuazhuannuweixi,meifeisewu,sanbubingliangbuqukaimen。

tiemenganglakai,menfengli,zhangbingbianyiyansuodingleliyunqi,piaoliang,zhenpiaoliang!

zanzheibiandishanjidexiaoxiancheng,jingranhaiyouzheizhongjipin!