第1章
“tangsuan，wojinggaoni，zaigandongjizirou，wojiurangnicongzheigequanzilixiaoshi。”
nanrenhenhenniezhetangsuandexiaba，manyandoushichaofeng。
“yaoxiangjixudaizaiwoshenbian，jiubagangjiedaodedaiyanrangchuqu，yesuanshijitadepeizui。”
tangsuanshentimengdiyidou，youxiemangran。
wodeguwodelao，wodemiankuwodeao，wodedanaobiandazao，wodedaboerjiuye，wodekuziniaobanjie，hedewoyiguaidaiyique！
zheishuxidetaici，zheidaoxuedemianpang...pabushichuanjinzuijinkanwandebazongwen《badaoyingdidetianchongjiaoqi》lile！
nanrenmingjiaojiangchenyan，28sui，shibenshunanzhu，yulequanzhimingyingdi。
erta，chuanchengleshuzhongtongmingdezuidaedunvpei。shinannvzhuxingfulushangdebanjiaoshi，guanchenvzhurenshengdeduizhaozu。
yuanzhugenjiangchenyanshitongxue，conggaozhongqijiuyizhianlianta。jiangchenyanduiyuanzhudeshiaicongmeizhengmianjujueguo，yiciyouyicijileyuanzhuxiwang。
biyehouweileta，buxigenhaomendiemanaofan，fangqileqianyijichengquan，zaihaowuzhiyuandeqingkuangxiagushenchuangyulequan。
danyijingchengweiyingdidejiangchenyanzhixihuanxiaohuajizirou，liangrenbutingzaiyingmuqianchaocpxiuenai，hezuoguowushuci，zuijingengshiyinweiliangrenpaizazhizishiaimei，shangleyizhouresou。
weilegennvzhuqiangduonanzhudeai，yuanzhujiansuiguojiziroudegaoding，zaitadehuazhuangpinlifanglaoshushi，zaoyao，shitubajiangchenyanguanzuipatadechuang，danmeichenggong。
tadezuosixingweimeicidoubeipuguangkuada，zhujianzaiwangshangrenrenhanda，chengweicongliheidaowaideshibaxianheika，chenggongrangnanzhuyanqi。
zuihounannvzhuxingfuzaiyiqi，tazaixiashuidaobeilaoshukenshishiti。
rujinjuqingjinxingdaoleyuanzhuhejiziroupaisheguanggaoshi，shishoubajiziroutuixialouti，beijiangchenyanjingjirenzhuangjiandebufen。
jiziroujiaoniule，ertadenaodaikezaifushoushang，polegekouzihaiqingweinaozhendang。
shijishangni，tagenbenmeituijizirou，fanershijizirouzijixialoumeizhanwen，shunshoubatayezhuaidaole。
shangbeizijiushiniumadagongren，cusizaigongweishang，chuanguolaihaiyaochidekuzhongku，fuwurenshangren！
pingshenmea！tabuganle！
【ding——gongxisuzhu！kaiqitianduxitong！】
【congxianzaiqi，nimeirangyigerenshengqidaoxinlvchaoguo100，jiunenghuodetianduzhi，keyiduihuanjiangli！dengdaotiandurenwuwanchengbaifenbai，nijiukeyihuidaoyuanlaideshijiela！】
laibujisikaonaohailideshengyin，tangsuanbeitaqiadeteng，jiashangtouyunexin，yonglipailepaitadegebo。
“zenme？zhidaocuole？neijiuqujiziroudangmiandaoqian。”
nuqizhishengdaodingdian！yichujifa！
tangsuantaituichaozhejiangchenyanhenhenyiding，shangqujigeamusitelangluoxuanbazhangpapaxiang，xunleibujiyanerzhishilianchuaidaishanyilubarendadaomenwai。
ranhouduizhuntadepiguhenhenyichuai，jiangchenyantouchaoxiazhijiezaijinlezhengqianfangdelvselajitongli。
“sizhanan！naojiangyaoyunlezaigenwoshuohua！”
pengdeyishengguanshangmen，geqiangdounengtingjianjiangchenyandezhouma。
【jiancedaoxinlv100！tianduzhi+50！gongxisuzhu！zaijiezaili！】
tangsuanliangyanhunhuaqixuefanyong。
【nisheia？nichulai！wobaniyeyiqishansi！】
【...wojiaoqiang，suzhunibiepa...nininideqianglaile】
tiqianzhunbeihaodetaicimeiyongshang，xitongsuozaijiaoluoshengpabeiboji。
okfine！bierendexitongdoushicuzhuangjinshouzhi，pingshenmetadejiurucifeichai！jirentiandu，chulenengrangzijishuanghaiyoushenmeyong！
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jifenzhonghou，jiangchenyanconglajitonglipachulaile，kaishibutingqiaomen。
tahuanlegeduice，yongyiwanghongtangsuandeneizhongshenqingyuqi。
“nitinghua，gegezhidaonibushineizhongxinhendenvhai，nizheicizhishishishouduibudui？nixiankaimen，womenhaohaotanyixia。”
“jintianwobuyinggaiduinifahuo，doushiwodecuo。”
jiangchenyanbukuishiyingdi，zaimenwaiyandeleishengjuxia，lianzhouweilinjudoukaishiquanzhetangsuankaimenle。
tangsuanfanlegebaiyanhenhenqialezijiyiba，daizhekuqiangduimenwaihan。
“shushuwozhidaocuole，niraoguowoba，womingtianyidingtingnidehuaqupeibobomenshuijue，nulizhuanqianjinimaimianfen...”
cihuayichu，paimenshengjiaranerzhi，menwaiquanjiadeayijitijinsheng。
【jiancedaoxinlv120！tianduzhi+50！】
guoleyihuier，menkouchuanlaijiangchenyanqiangyazhenuhuodeshengyin。
“bukaimenyexing，danwogaosuni，yizhouhoudelianzongwohejizirouyidinghuicanjia，niyaozailaidaoluan，bieguaiwobunianjiuqing。”
niburangwoquwojiubuqu？pingsha！wobujinyaoqu，haiyaojinimentianduqisini！
tangsuanduizhemendeweizhibilegezhongzhi。
【suzhu！wokannihenyoutiandudebenshi，zheiciwomeigencuoren，wanchengkpijiukaonile！】
tangsuanjiaxiaoleyisheng：【qiang，biedanxin，ruguoquanshijiedoumeirenyaoni...】
强感动的呜呜哭。
【worenshihaojigexitongfanzi】
哭声也戛然而止。
darenyongjinletangsuandequanbuliqi，tacongjuzilifanchuweiyiyitongfangbianmian。
yixiangqizijicusiqianlaobanhaiqiantabanniangongzi，jiubianchibianliuyanlei。
xingxingxing，bujiushijirentiandume！fanzhengyuanzhudemingshengbuhuigengchale，tayaogenzheigeshijiebaole。
chiwanpaomiantizheliangdaizilajixialoureng，meixiangdaojiangchenyanjingranmeiyouzou。
tayishoufuzhedianxianganquanshendouadoude。
chudianle！tangsuanjianzhuangfangxialaji，jianqigeshoubeicudemugunduizhetadehoubeijiushiyidunda。
zhidaojiangchenyanbansibuhuotangzaidishang，tangsuancaifaxianyuanlaitashoulinazhexie，zhengwangwaidaolimiandelaji。
“ai！haorenzuodaodi，zhinengbangnidaozheile！”
tahaowuhuigaizhixin，taochushoujiduizhejiangchenyanpaileyizhang，dangchangfajitadejingjiren。
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zuohaoshibuliuming，fawanxiaoxi，tajiubatongxunluliguanyujiangchenyandeyiqiedoulaheile。
weici，tayoudedaole50tianduzhi，xuezhuan！
huiqutangzaichuangshang，tangsuandasuanshangwangkankanyizhouhoudelianzongdaodizenmehuishi。tazheirenyishenfangu，yueburanggandejiupianyaoqu。
jieguoyiyanwangquresoushangdoushizijideheiliao，heifenputiangaididemanma。
tangsuanerhuabushuozhijiefaleweibo：
@jiangchenyan@jizirou，doushuofensisuizhengzhu，nimenliangkaileyanggouchanga？（meiyoumazhengoudeyisi）
citiaoyichu，heifenquanbuyongru，yifenzhongbudaojiuzhanjuletangsuandepinglunqu。
tangsuanyongbishengsuoxue，conghukoubendiyiyedaozuihouyiye，congerbihoudaorenheyigeqiguan，kaishigenheifenduixian。
maleyihuierjuedebuguoyin，likedakaizhibo。
zheiyidakaibatazijiheleyitiao，jingtouqianbaozhatoufeizhuliushishei！zheiyanxianbitademingdoucu！daheizuichunziyikanjiushizhongdushinian。
danzheibufangaitaliantiejingtoukaishisihou。
“zhonghuaernvqianqianwan，sheisongsheishiwangbadan！huahuashijiemirenyan，meiyoushilibiesailian！”
“buyaogenwoyingpengying，woshoudeshishang，nidiudeshiming！laia！bufulaigana！”
heifenjinchutazhibojianhaojici，jiuweilequedingjingtouqianfafengdeshitabenren。
lurenbuxiaoxinhuajinlai，hedeshoujichadianzadaolianshang。
jifenzhonghou。#tangsuanfengle#zhijiechongshangresoudiyi。
houmianjingenzhejigecitiao。
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