第2章
wangshangchaochaoleyiye，tangsuanliangerbuwenshuidaozhongwushierdian。
dakaishoujiyikan，weiduxiaoxidoukuaibahoutaisaibaole。duiyutazuotianwanshangdeaite，jiangchenyanhejizirouquanbuyoulehuifu。
@jiangchenyan：baoqian，muqianmeiyouzheigedasuan。
@jizirou：xiaogouhenkeai，wohenxihuanxiaodongwu。
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zheigeshijianduanguanxuan，hanyibuyaneryu。duobanshizuojitakan。
lianzongmingjiao《lianaizhongjifaze》，shidangxiashoushilvzuigaode。daoyanshenjinyepingjiezheigezhishengguoneiyixiandadao。
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chulehuobaoquanwangdejiangroufufu，jiemuzuhaiqingdaolerenqichaogaodewanghonghaoyingjun，songshiyuleqianjinsongrui，shengxialiangmingbaomi，keweishichaozuleredu。
cpfenyibiangaohu，yibianfengkuanglacaitangsuan。
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【zhutoubangbangzhu】：zhongsuozhouzhitangsuanzhuizaijiangyingdishenhouhaoduonian，tashibushiyoushenmexiaosanpi。
tangsuanshinidiehuifu：nizhenshilangfeilenibamayiwanshangshijian。
【piwocao】：wodongle，tangsuanshizhuanmenjijiangyingdihewomenjiarourousongredulaide，rangwomenyiqishuoganxienixiaotiangou。
tangsuanshinidiehuifu：xiaozuimolekaisailubiebuzhule？
【jiujielun】：xiaosi，tapeima？rourouchudaojidianfeng，tangsuanyezhinengzhuizaitahoumiangoujiaole。kandechu，tashizhendesuan。
tangsuanshinidiehuifu：shuohuazheimechonggansha，huobudaomingtianle？
【zheihelima】：tangsuanniganjingunchuyulequanba！kanjianniwojiuxiangtu！
tangsuanshinidiehuifu：xiabeizimeiqiandakuangquanyimiaozaodianshuo，dajiahuojinijuandian。
duixianmeiyihuieryoubeijubao，tadashouyihuimailejiushijiugexiaohaolunfanshangzhen，yingshizaipinglunqushachuyitiaoxuelu。
idquandoushi【99gexiaohaodanshaniquanjia】，buchubanxiaoshi，resouzaicibeitangsuanbabang。
#唐酸是你爹#
#99gexiaohaodanshaniquanjia#
#tangsuanxiaozuimolekaisailu#
#众筹给唐酸看病#
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【99gexiaohaodanshaniquanjia】：daoyan，redugoulema？
liangfenzhonghoujingjirendalaidianhua，bansuizhejianruidebaoming。
“tangsuan！woqiuqiunibiefengle！shendaoqingnishanglianaizhongjifaze！”
qiangkanchutangsuanxinqinghao，likegoutuicouguolai【zhongwuhaosuzhu！】
tangsuan：【zhongwuhuai！niumadagongxitong！】
qiang：【wo、wojinizhunbeilexinshoudalibao！】
tangsuandakaiyikan，limianshiyongguodesiwa，yikuaijiaopi，tangweidegoushi，shiweidexiangshui，haiyoudaoyanfuqidejiyisuipian。
tangsuan：【shenmeshijiyisuipian？】
qiang：【shijiekaiyinmijuqingdeyaochi】
唐酸：【就这？】
强：【就这！】
唐酸：【给爷爬！】
jiemupaishedangtian，yizhidesiweijiabintiqiandaodabieshu。
bieshuyilouyouyigechaodatouying，shangmianshishishizhibozhuangtaihewangyoumendedanmu。
jizirouyixibaiselianyiqun，heisezhangfapizaijianbangshang，xiaoronggewaitianmei。
“haloudajiahaoa，woshijizirou。”
zheishihoujiangchenyancongpangbiannalaiyibeiniunaiheyikuaisanmingzhidileguoqu。
jiziroumianluxiusejiexialai，xiaokouhezheniunai，jiangchenyanbujingyijianbangtabadiaoxialaidesuifabiezaierhou。
danmuxiangfengleyibankaishishuaping。
【jiangroufufu！wolaile！wobaminzhengjujinimenbanlaile！】
【wobuguan！jiangroufufujiushiguiquanzuitian！yaorenmingdejuemeiaiqing！】
【kesiwole！nimenkanjiangyingdichongnidemuguang！！woyijingbangnimendehaiziqihaomingzile！】
lingyibiansongshiyuleqianjinsongruijidajiadalegezhaohujiuzoujinchufangle。tazaiwaidexingxiangshi“bierenjiadehaizi”，bulunnannv，zhiyaojiazhangtidaosongrui，tuotuodejiushi：nikankanrenjia。
zheibianhaoyingjunzhengzaigenjiandanjiaojing。
songruiwangguolikanleyiyan，yudiaopingwendaobunengzaipingwen：“qingwen，ninshizaigaojianzhuma？”
haoyingjunshangjiemuqiantilegecuntouranchengnainaihui，yishenjianziroupeishangxiaomaifuse。tazaiwangshangzuiaigandeshijiushixuanfuhegenwangyouduixian，wangyoudouzhidaotafumushihaishizhimingfangdichanlaoban。
“qi，nidongshenme，nidongnilaizuo？”
songruiyaoyaotou：“wobuhui，jialidoushiayizuofan，nishiyoutianfude，nengranghebaodankanqilairuciyuzhongbutong。”
haoyingjunhaixiangshuoshenme，kanzhesongruiwubizhenchengdemuguang，duitabilegedamuzhi。
【songqianjinshizenmezuodaoyibenzhengjingqisirendeahahahahahahayouqitashuodehaidoudui】
【haoshaomingxianbaqibiehuiqule！songqianjinjiushirangrentaoyanbuqilaia！】
【turanganjuezheiliangrenyetinghaokedezenmehuishi】
danmulifengkuangkecp，yezaigezhonghaoqishengxialiangweijiabinshishei。
zhibojianpingmuyifenweier，liangweishenmijiabincaiyongmianbudamayinxinggenpaimoshi，yilushangbazuizhenshidezhuangtaizhanxianjizhibojiandewangyou。
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tachenzhekongxianbabaozhatoutanghuiqu，neixiewuyanliusedehuazhuangpinyeyigunaorengle。
jintiansuibianbazhangfazhalegegaomawei，luchubaomandeetou，yishuangxingrenyanlingdongwubi，chaozhejiamenkouyilianglaosilaisizouqu。
danwangyouzhinengkanjiantashenshangsiwangbabifendedatxu，xiongqianyinlegexiongda。
dajiadouzaicaitashinajiaqianjindeshihou，zhijiantaraoguohaoche，saolepangbiandegongxiangdianche。
xuebaizhangtuikuashangchezuo，yifubeihouqingchuyinzheyijuhua：
jianjiexingchouchumanzhi，chixuxinghunchidengsi。
【hunchijiedaodishisheia，tachuanchengzheiyanggenguangzhechumenyoushenmequbie！】
【nvren，nichenggongyinqilewodezhuyi】
【biechuanle，tuoxialaiba，wohanliujiabeile】
【hunchijielushuye，woxianzaijiuyaotadeyifulianjie】
tangsuangenjudaohangwangqianqi，yilushanghuoguangdaishandian，zuoshanyoushanfeisuchaoche，yingshibaxiaodianlvqichulequanjingtoufengdepaocheganjue。
jieguodaoledifangfaxianlubianmeiren，tataochushoujijiduifangdaledianhua。
“wei，woxianggennitanbaiyijianshi...”
dianhuaneitoumeixiangdaozheigekaichangbai，zhijiechenmotingtashuo。
“qishiwoyougehaizi...”tangsuanleishengjuxia，“danshiduonianqianzoudiule。”
“woxianzaishifenxiangyaozhaodaota！yushiwojitadaledianhua。”
“gaosuwo，nixianzaizaina——”