第二章:遇事不要慌,先发朋友圈

“ok,zongsuangaodingle。”

guxingsonglekouqi,bujinhuixiangqihexuyiweideguowang。

xuyiwei,chengjiangdaxuedexiaohua,shihetatongjideyinlewudaoxueyuandexuesheng。

zhangdehaokan,shenduanhao,nenggeshanwu,haishigefupo,zheijiushidianxingdedaxueshengjiuyezhidaoa!

zhuiqiuzheruguojiangzhiji,buguoxuyiweiwairouxinleng,zaijiashangyanguangyegao,daozhidaduoshudezhuiqiuzhezhinanertui。

ranerzongyouyixiefeiyangyangqiongzhuibushe,shenzhiaierbude,buzeshouduan。

neishiqixiqingrenjiedeyitian。

guxingzhengzaixuexiaolajitonglizhaoneixiebeidiuqidemeiguihuahedangaodangzuojiqitakehudeliwu,zheiyangyoukeyishengxiayibiqian。

erxuyiweibeiduzailecaochang,feiyangyangbaile999duomeiguidangzhongxiangxuyiweiqiuai。

haidongyongchaonenglizhaoleshijigewuyanliusedemaoweizhuxuyiweiqihong,budayingburangzou。

xuyiweiyanshenzhongshanguohaipa,danshizhouweibingmeiyourenshangqianbangmang,bijingsheiyebuxiangreshishangshen,zhishitongzhilejingweirenyuan。

neixiexuyiweiyiqiandezhuiqiuzhecikeyedoubianchenglesongbao。

kandaoyourenbiaobai,guxingxinxiangdengtamenbiaobaijieshu,neixiehuabujiukeyijianqilaimaiqianma?tadangjizouqukankanrenao。

erfeiyangyangdebiaobaizaiyicizaodaolexuyiweidejujue。

aierbude,feiyangyangkaishibuzeshouduanqilai,xiangzhejiranbunengdedao,neijiushangqiankaikaiyou,wuletademingsheng。

feiyangyangxiangxuyiweizouqu,luchuyinxiedeyanshen。

xuyiweiyanshenkonghuang,hedetalianlianhoutui。

jiuzaitaguliwuyuanshi,guxingturanchongleguolai,yibajiangxuyiweihudaoshenhou。

“别怕。”

kandaoguxingdaolai,xuyiweiganshoudaoyiguqiansuoweiyoudeanquangan,konghuangdexinqingyedeyipingfu。

嗯?

英雄救美?

“xiaozi,gunyibianqu,zheilimeiyounideshi,xiaoxinwozouni。”feiyangyangbunaifandeshuodao。

“laiya,sheipasheia,chinesegongfu,baby!”

xuyiweizhoulezhoumei,lalelaguxing:“nibiechongdonga。”

guxingpailepaixuyiweidejianbang,qingxiaodao:“yushibuyaohuang,xianbashoujitaochulai,fagepengyouquan。”

嗯?

大哥你是认真的吗?

xuyiweichayidikanleguxingyiyan,neiyanshenjiuxiangshizaikansha13。

“哼!”

feiyangyanglengxiaoyisheng,zaiwomianqiantanqingshuoai,tadangjiminglingshenpangdehuangmao,lvmaojiangguxingnaxia。

“kanlaiyaoshichuneiyizhaole。”

guxinglenghengyisheng,huangmaolvmaojingtidikanleguxingyiyan,huanhuankaojin。

yankanjiuyaodongshou,jiuzaizheiqianjunyifazhiji,zhijianguxingturandaodi,dajiaoqilai:“aiyowodegebozhoua,aiyowodebolenggaia……”

feiyangyangrendoushale,tashouxialianpengdoumeipengguxingyixiazenmejiudaodibuqile?

“bushinipengcishiba?”

“aiyo,darenlea,darenlea……”

动手?

buxing,bixutangzaidishang,baihaozishi,rangnitiqianjianshiyixiashehuidexiane。

guxingdehujiaomanchanweijingweidaolaituoyanlezugoudeshijian。

kandaojingweidaolai,feiyangyangqijibaihuai,xiangzhedebudaojiuhuidiao,congdoulinachuyipingnongliusuanjiuwangliuruyanlianshangpo。

chajuedaofeiyangyangdedongzuo,gucanyanjishoukuai,jiangtapudaozaidi,shunjianfanzhi。

jingweidangjishangqianjiangyixingrenzhuahuo,bujiu,maozishushudaolaijiangfeiyangyangheyizhongwuyanliusedemaoqingquchihuashengmi。

guxingqishen,pailepaishenshangdehuichen。

xuyiweilianmangshangqianguanxindao:“nimeishiba。”

guxingyaoyaotou,ranhounazheshepikoudaijiangmeiguihuazhuanghaoliqu。

xuyiweixintouyinuan,meirennanguoyingxiongguan,taduiguxingchanshenglehaogan。

takaishidiaochaguxingdeshenshi,faxianguxingjiajingbuhao,fumushuangwang,youyeyenainaifuyangzhangda,xianzaiyeyeyoutufazhongbing,jixuqianzhibing。

erguxingjuranshizuoshenmezhiyetiangoude,weirentigongqingxujiazhi。

xuyiweidangjijuedingzhaoguxingzuotadeshixinanyou,jianchengbeitai,erguxingyeshangdaodijitalaileyifentiangoubaoniantaocan。

kanzhewangshangdenvshengduizijinanpengyouhulaihequ,shenweilianaixiaobaidexuyiweierrumuranxia,yezirenweizheiyiqiedoushiyinggaide,duiguxinghulaihequ。

congzaoshangliudiandezaocandaomeizhoudaxiaojiedeliwu。

dangtazhujianyishidaobuduideshihou,denglaidequeshiyizhihetong。

meicuo,yiniandehetongdaoqile。

guxingjinpenxishoule,zaiyebuganzheixing,shixiqijieshule,tapaolule。

tajianjianfaxianzijiyijingxihuanshangleguxing,juedingquwanhui。

yushishujiajieshuhou,taguqiyongqi。qinzipengzhemeiguixiangguxingbiaobai,yejiuyoulegangcaineiyimu。

huiguoshenlai,guxingyaoleyaotou,dajiadoushifengchangzuoxi,renzhenjiushinidebuduile。

huixiangqizijiyiqiandekehu,diyigerouruo,diergefengpi,disangebaozao,disigegaoleng,diwurengeqidong,apei,diwugewenrou。

xianzaizijibuganle,yebuqueqianle,yeyedeshentiyehaoleqilai,yiqiedouzaixianghaodefangmianfazhan。

“jiarurenrendoujiwoyibaikuai……”

turan,zhijianyilianghongsedelaosilaisihuanyingyigejichatingzaiguxingmianqian,hedeguxingyigeliangqiangshuaidaozaidi。

靠!

youqianlebuqia,chulaihunyaojiangshili,yaojiangbeijing,buzhidaowoshichengjiangwuyanzuma?

tadangjiqishenjuedingquwenhouyixiachezhudeqinma。

“你妈——”

zhijianyigerongmaoyaoyandenvzizoulexialai,shangshenshiyijianheisexizhuanglianyiqun,goulechutaaotuyouzhideshenzi。

xiashenshiyitiaoboruchanyideheisi,tuchutaxiuzhangdetui,youdaiyouyisishenmigan,rangrenrenbuzhuqutansuo。

yaoerbumei,qizhigaoleng。

heisiduoming,yourongnaida。

mudengkoudaixia,dingyisixiaofeixiaodekanzheta:“guxing,haojiubujiana。”

guxingchenshengdao:“nilaiganshenme。”

“nikan,meiguoduojiu,nijiuzheimebutinghualeni。”dingyishenchuzijideshou,xiangtadelianhuaguo。

guxinghoutuiyibu:“dingxiaojie,womendeheyueyijingjieshule。”

“shima?wozenmebuzhidao。”

dingyidemuguangturanyibian,shenchushouyibajiangguxinganzaichechuangshang,yanshenzhongtouluzhefengkuang:“womeishuojieshu,niyoushenmezigedanfangmianjiechu!”

“kanlai——buchengfaniyixianishibuhuiguaide。”

zhijiandingyidakaichemen,yibajiangguxinganjinlecheli,suihouzijiyoujinqusuoshanglechemen。

“niyaoganshenme?”guxingtingdaosuomensheng,yanshenzhongshanguoyisihuangluan。

dingyitianletianhongchun,yanshentanlandisaoshizheguxingdeshenti。

“woyaoganshenme?nimashangjiuzhidaole……”

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