《tiangoujiedefengqibushiwobaihuaide》zheipianxiaoshuoshiajieludexiaoqiangdetaotieshengyan，henxihuan，henhaokan。zhujiaoweiguxingxuyiwei，jiangshule：ai，tacongguxingdeshenshangqilai。guxingsongleyikouqi，congzuoweishangqilai，tiletizijiganggangyouxiesongkaideku……
dingyilianmangcongguxingdeshenshangqikai，guxingyelianmangshoushiqizijideyifu。
tadakaichemen，jiukanjiansangejingchazhanzailezijidemianqian，houmianshiwangdachui，lidachun，haiyouxuyiwei。
“nihao，womenshisaohuangdaduide，womenhuaiyinimenzhengzaijinxingbuzhengdangjiaoyi，qingpeihewomenjiancha。”
两人十分配合。
片刻……
“womenshoudaojubao，suoyiqianlaijiancha，henbaoqian，weinideshenghuodailaibubian。”yigezhongnianjingchashuodao。
guxingjidongdihejingchawolewoshou：“jingchatongzhi，nimenlaidetaijishile，nimenfangxin，wohuangmoufashi，wocishengyududubugongdaitian！”
zhongnianjingchadiandiantou：“xiaohuozi，nijuewutinggaoma~”
“nalinali，haishinimenxuanchuandehaoa，shu，yaobuwojinidianyigen。”guxingnachudahuoji。
zhongnianjingchabaishoujujue，zheixiaohuozinengchu，tingshangdaoa。
shiqingchuliwan，zhongnianjingchayouxuanchuanleyixiahuangdududeweihai，bianyeliqu。
guxingreqingdihuishougaobie：“shunifangxinwoyidingjinjinidejiaohui。”
zheishi，xuyiweichongleshanglai，likebaguxinglazhishenhou，ranhouyilianjingtidikanxiangdingyi。
“zheiweixiaojie，wozhidaowomenguxinghenshuai，danshizheibushinishualiu*dejiekou！”
dingyisixiaofeixiaodikanxiangxuyiweiyiyan：“ganggangshinijubaode。”
xuyiweishangqianyibu：“meicuo！”
gangcai，jianshiguxingdebaobiaokandaotabeiyigenvshenglajinlecheliyuxingbugui，lianmanglianxilelaobanxuyiwei。
xuyiweilianmangzhixiaohou，lianmangbaojing，qiahaozheishiwangdachuihelidachunlaizhaoguxing，yushisanrendaizhejingchazuzhiledingyidefengkuangxingwei。
“呵呵~”
dingyilengxiaoyisheng，yanshenzhongliuluchudiyi，yaobushixuyiwei，tazaojiurangguxingcheng“mu”zizhuangle。
women？kanzheimoyangyuqi，haoxianghaiheguxinghenshu，zheirangtagengjiabushuangle。
“xiaomeimei，niheguxingshishenmeguanxi？”
“wo……womenshipengyou。”xuyiweihuiyingdao。
suirantabiaobaishibaile，danshipengyouhaishikeyizuodeba。
“哦……朋友啊。”
dingyiqingxiaoyisheng，neimoyangxiangshisongleyikouqi，kandexuyiweizhoumei，henshibushuang。
“niyouheguxingshishenmeguanxi？”
“我嘛——”
“womenguanxitingyibande，suanshichuangshangguanxiba。”
“e，dengdeng，nishuoshenme？！”
tingdaoqianbanjuxuyiweisongleyikouqi，tahaiyiweiliangrenguanxibujiandan，tingdaohoubanjujingdiaolexiaba，yanshenzhongnanyizhixin。
“咯咯~”
“xiaomeimeibuyaojinzhang，wohetaguanxizhendetingyibande，ruguofeiyaojiayigeguanxi，keyijiao——**。”
yubujingrensibuxiu，sidaomuguangtongshijingyadiwangxiangguxing。
wangdachui（tongxinjishouban）：haohaohao，zheimewanshiba？gebanichuaidouli，nibagechuaigouli，bagayalu！
lidachun（yanshenchongbai）：yifuniubia，zuoyongyoubao，qiusuchengbiji！
guxingjimangjieshidao：“buyaoluanjianghaobuhao，woshineizhongrenma？tajiushiwoyiqiandeyigekehu。”
wangdachui，lidachunqiqidiantou。
wangdachui：woxinnigegui，nigezaolaotouzihuaidehen！tu(caomincao)
tingdaozhei，xuyiweiyemingbaile，yuanlaidingyiyeshitayiqiandekehu。
yinggaihezijiyiyang，aierbude，xianzaipaoguolaizhuiqiuguxing，yejiushishuo，liangrenshiqingdi。
xuyiweiduidingyiluchudishidemuguang，liangrensimuxiangdui。
nongyudehuoyaoweiqixi，shunjianlongzhaozhengpiankongjian。
“xiaomeimei，guxingnibawobuzhude，tashijiejiede，nihaishiquzhaogexiaoxuediwanba。”dingyiyanshenxixuedishuodao。
“suhuashuonvdasanbaojinzhuan，nvdawusailaomu，buzhidaojiejieshibaojinzhuannihaishisailaomuni？guxinghaishigengshihezhaoyigetonglingrenni~”xuyiweibuganshiruo，yinyangguaiqidishuodao。
“nalilaideyiguchalichaqideweidao？”
“yeshini，zenmeyouyigulaochadeweidaoni？”
“你说什么！！！”
dingyishangqianyibu，xuyiweilianmangduozaiguxingshenhou，weiqubabaguxing。
“jiejiehaoxionga，wobuguoshishuolejijujiuyaodongshouni，daoshiwodebushini，wojijiejiedaoqian。”
wangdachui：daqilai，daqilai，woyaokanhuxiangjiutoufa。
lidachun：dasaoheersaodaqilai，woyinggaibangnage？
guxingfaxianjushibumiao，zheiyaoshizaizaipangbianhexinikanhaoxi，kongpajiuyaodaqilaile。
mingtianbiaobaiqiangshangjiushi：zhenjing，weitiangouliangnvshenhuxiangsibijiutoufa，daodishirenxingdehuimie，haishidaodedelunsang……
takebuxiangmingtianshangtoubantoutiao，benlaiyijingyinweinitiandeyanzhichumingle，haishijiqitatongxueyidianjihui。（takebushihaipabanyebeirenjidaole。）
guxinglianmangshanglaidayuanchang：“zheilishixuexiao，douzhuyidianzijidexingxiang，bieyoushi，shenfen，nengbibijiubiedongshou，dadazuipaowenmingjiaoliuyifanjiuxinglea。”
dingyilengjinglexialai，huanzuopingchang，takenengbuguanbugu，woguannishenmechanghe，shenmeren，xiandalezaishuo，luguodegoulailedoudexianailiangbazhang。
danshijintiantaquemeiyou，ruguozijidongleshou，fanerzhonglexuyiweidezhao，zaiguxingxinliliuxiayigewuliqunaodexingxiang。
“xiaomeimei，jintianwosuanshijixiale，guxingnikeyaoxiaoxindiane，zhibudingnayitianjiubeishuadetuantuanzhuanni。”
xuyiweiweiqubabadishuodao：“jiejiepashiwuhuiwole，wozheirenshuohuabujingsikao，buxiaoxinshanglejiejie，daoshiwodebushi，wojijiejiedaoqian。”
shuoba，xuyiweihaizhendexiangdingyijugongdaoqian。
“哼！”
dingyizhuanguoshenlenghengyisheng，xinjibiao，zuifanshuohuachalichaqi，zhuangzuoyirouruodeyangzi。
guxingshanglaidayuanchang：“haole，dajiadoushipengyou，xianzaidoudaoshierdianle，womenyiqiquchigefan。”
liangrenmobuzuosheng，suanshitongyi。
yushiqiyidehuafengchuxianle。
guxingbeilianggemeinvjiazaizhongjian，houmianshilianggeshashadebaobiao，yinlaiyizhongxingrendekuishi。
kandaoguxing（jiduban）：bushitapingshenmea，nandaoshiwochengjiangwuyanzubupeima，fenwoyige，zheimedadeyinguonichengshoubuzhu。
kandaowangdachui，lidachun（kelianban）：tiangouhaokeliana，guorantiangoutiandaozuihouyiwusuoyou。
wangdachui：wotamazhenshijiana！(╬▔min▔)
lidachun：woyaoquchixile，kaisen！ᕙ(＠°▽°＠)ᕗ
guxingzaiesilemaxuanleyijiapingfenhengaodecanting，jirenlaidaocanting，tazhongyuzhidaozheijiacantingpingfenweishenmezheimegaole。
yuanlaizheishiyijiashifenaiguodecanting，zhijiancantingdamenshangguazheyigedadadehengfu：
yiwenxiaguonanzuyouduochou？
qiasiyiquntaijianshangqinglou。
——无人能射。
jirenzoujincanting，guxingmomodidianlegezan。
dingyihexuyiweifenzuozaiguxingliangbian，xingchengshuihuozhishi，wangdachuihelidachunzuozaiguxingduimian。
fuwuyuanlimayouyanlijiandepaoleguolai。
“jiweikeren，yaodianxieshenme。”
guxingnaqicaidan，chensipianke：“jiwolaiyifenmanchengjindaihuangjinjia。”
“xiansheng，nishuoshenme，wotingbudong。”fuwuyuanyihuodao。
“zheigecaidoumeiyouma？yeshi，wojingchangzaimiqilinsanxingcantingchi。”guxingweiweizhoumei。
“tashuodeshixihongshichaojidan，woyiqianjingchangheguxingchini。”xuyiweijieshidao，yiyousuozhi。
guxingyouxiechayi，meixiangdaotazheidouzhidao。
qishitajiushixiangzhuangzuoxurongaizhuangbideyangzi，rangtamentaoyan，kanlaizijideshangdianqiangdule。
“zaijiwolaiyifenmunvzhongfeng。”
“zheiyoushishenme？”fuwuyuannaodaicpujiganshaole。
“doufuchaodouya，guxingyiqianjingchangzuojiwochi。”dingyiqingmiaodanxiedihuiyingdao，xiangxuyiweitiaoletiaomei，xuanzhanyiweibuyaneryu。
fuwuyuan：wozenmeganjuedaoyiguhuoyaowei。
guxing：“zaijiwolaiyifenluangunhusizhubajie。”
xuyiwei：“suantaichaorou。”
guxing：“aiqingqiaoqiaohua。”
dingyi：“zhuzuibanzhuerduo。”
guxing：“xueyahuoyanshan。”
xuyiwei：“tangbanxihongshi。”
guxing：“jiuyinbaiguzhua。”
dingyi：“liangbanjizhua。”
……
fuwuyuan：woweishinimenplayzhongdeyihuan？¯_༼ಥ‿ಥ༽_/¯
pianke，yichangnaojuzhongyujieshu，shuangfangbifendaping，bufenshengfu。
“xianshenghaixuyaoma”fuwuyuanqiangzuohuanxiao。
三人同时摇摇头。
xuyiweipiaoleyiyandingyi，xiaokannile。
fuwuyuansongleyikouqi，zongsuanjieshule，zhuanshenkanxiangwangdachuihelidachun，zheiliangweibuhuizaiwanchouxiangba？
“liangweixianshengnimenyoudiandema？”
kandaoguxingrucizhuangbi，wangdachuixinxiangzijizuoweixiongdi，kebunengruoletademianzi，shuohuayidingyaoyoubige。
“咳咳~”
yizhongbuhaodeyuganzaifuwuyuanxintoumaochu。
zhijianwangdachuimolemomeiyouyigenmaodexiahe，gaoshendishuodao：“jiwolaiyifenjiacengyongyoubufensuikuaizhuangburudongwushitideredu，zaiwushiduzuoyoudekeqiegeshaokaoshibaimianzhiyuanxingwuti。”
fuwuyuan：“……”┐(´д`)┌
顾星：“说人话。”
wangdachui：“roujiamo。”
wangdachuiciketongxinjishou，nizenmezheimebuzhihaodaia！
woshizaijinichengmianziawei，guoran，youlexifuerwangledie。
痛。
太痛了！
ganjuedachangliyishidelinghun，zhengzaixiangwangwaimiandeguangyin。
wangdachuizhanqishen，zhunbeiliqu。
顾星：“你干嘛？”
“拉屎。”
顾星：“……”
haoba，wangdachuishixihuanwanchouxiangde，guxingyixijidetanaxiyijixifeijibeidezhuangju。
xianzailundaolidachundiancanle，guxingjinggaosidekanyiyanlidachun，bijinglidachunsuiranbuwanchouxiang，danshiyoudianhan。
lidachunpailepaixiongfu，fangxinbayifu，wojueduibuhuirangnishiwang，baode。
“咳咳~”
lidachunqingleqingsangzi，shenqingyibenzhengjing，chenshengshuodao：“jiwolaiyifen……huoguoweijiba。”
服务员：“……”
“e……zheimezhongkoudema？”
“abudui，shihuoweiguojiba，buduishihuojiweiguoba。”lidachunxiukuididixialetou。
guxingdanshoufue：“……”
wohedehenengrenshinimenerweiwolongfengchu。
buguoguxingzixixiangxiang，zheiliangsuiranyoudianchouxiang，danshiqueshikeyirangtamengengtaoyanziji，bijingrenyuleijuma。
fuwuyuancongconglikaizheigeshangxinzhidi，shijifenzhonghou，caifenfenshangzhuo，wangdachuiyeshifanghuilai。
guxingbenyiweichifanzongnengpingjingleba，meixiangdaoyoushengbozhe，meixiangdaoxuyiweihedingyiyouzhengzhileqilai。
……
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