yuanlaishilianggerentongshikanshangleyigeyutou。
“meimeinihenxiangchima？xiangjiubuyongqianglema，jiejieyoubuhuiheniqianglema，nikanni，zenmexianggexiaohaiziside。”
dingyiqingxiao，muguangrouhe，kanqilaizhendexiangshizaiguanxinxuyiweiside。
“xiexiejiejie，jiejienirenzhenhao。”xuyiweiyeganxiedishuodao。
dingyiluchudeyidixiaorong，tajiushiyaojiguxingshuliyizhongzijidongdezhaoguren，erxuyiweizhishiyigebudongshidexiaonvhaidexingxiang。
bijingnagenanrenbuxihuanyigexingganchengshuxiaoyemao，erquxihuanyigejiaoshengguanyangdexiaonvhai。
xiaomeimeiya，genjiejiedounihaichadiangongfuni。
keshimashangdingyijiuxiaobuchulaile。
zhijianxuyiweijiangyutoujialeqilaibingmeiyoufangdaozijidewanzhongershifangdaoleguxingdewanli，yingzhetachayidemuguang。
“niduobubu，zuijinkannimiansebushihenhaoni，shuoqilainikeyaoduoxiejiejieni~”
shuoba，xuyiweiyoujiaoxiadikanledingyi，yanshenzhongdaizheyisixixue。
dingyixiaorongninggu，shenzhongdishenshilexuyiweiyiyan。
juranyongwodeqingjitazuolejiayi，haohaohao，kanlaizhenshixiaokannile，nianjiqingqingchaweijiuzheimezhongle，zhenshiyigetianshanxueliancha。
buguo——niyiweiwojiuzheimerongyiduifu？
dingyiqingxiaoyisheng，congpanzilijiaqiyigedajitui，yefangzaileguxingdewanli。
“meimeishuodedui，nishiyaohaohaobubuni，gangcaizaicheliweinijianchashentifaxianshiyoudianwentini，nizaichuangshang——aiyayouwairenzaiwojiubushuole。”
what?
这是什么虎狼之词？
wangdachuihelidachunjingdiaolexiaba，zheibushitongwangyoueryuandecheche，woyaoxiache。
xuyiweimeitouweizhou，tazhidaodingyishiguyizheimeshuode。
tasuiranzhidaoguxinghedingyizaicheshangbingmeiyoufashengshenme，danshizheibubingbupaichuliangrenyouyixieqinmidedongzuo。
erqietayuefaxiangzhidaoguxinghedingyidaodishishenmeguanxi，xiangzhidaoliangrendaodijinzhandaolenayibule。
baitiandingyidouganzheimedadan，neiwanshangmeirendeshihouliangrenzhibudingliangrenzaiganshenme。
yixiangdaoliangrenqinqinbaobao，shenzhizaichuangshang……
neixielianzijidoumeitiyanguodeshijiankecheng，tajiurenbuzhucuyidafa，yigusuanliuliudeganjueyongshangxintou。
yishijiantajingmengshengletuiyi，tazhendezhengdeguoduifangma？
“aiaiai，buyaoluanjianghaobuhao，wokeshigechunqing185nanda，zhishangguolilunke，meishangguoshijianke。”
guxingjieshideshengyinjingxinglechensidexuyiwei。
zaogao，tabeidingyitaolule，liangrengenbenjiumeiyoufashengshenme。
taningzhongdikanledingyiyiyan，benlaiyiweidingyisuiranyouxieshouduan，danshihezijixiangbihaishichaleyichou，meixiangdaoshigegaoshou。
zheibagaoduanju，shizijidayile。
dingyiyouyuandikanleguxingyiyan。
tajiushixiangyaoxuyiweiwuhui，rangtawuyiweiliangrenfashengleshenme，gaosutawodouzaidazuizhongbossle，ernihaimeiyouchuxinshoucun，ninashenmegenwozheng，haorangxuyiweizhinanertui。
meixiangdaodoubeiguxingzheihundanpohuaile，nibushuohuameirennanidangyaba，zheimeduochidedoudubushangnidezui。
tayebushimeijiguoguxingjihui，yaoshiliangrenzhenfashengdianshenme，xianzaiyeyongbuzhegenyigexiaonvshengjiaojing。
zhijiebajiashizhengshuaizaitadelianshang，gaosutaguxingyijingshijiuchengxindele，xiangdaozheidingyiyourenbuzhumaguxingyiju*shouburu，
jinijihuinibuzhongyonga！ˋ(°▽、°)(o(￣▽￣///(zhan!!)
kanzhewanliderou，guxingxianrulejiujie，tadaodishichihaishibuchini？chilehuibuhuirangliangrenchanshengwuhui？
talingjiyidong，yongkuaizijisirenfenbiejialeyigedajitui。
“laidouchile，yirenyige，youqishini，dachui，meitianwanshangdadiandong，kedehaohaobubu。”
wangdachui：tangzheyenengzhongqiang？(ಥ﹏ಥ)
lidachun：haorena，jitajituidedoushihaoren，aima，zhenxiang。ᕙ(＠°▽°＠)ᕗ
guxingxinlideyi，nikanwobanimendoudangxiongdi，nimenzongbuhuixiangwaileba。
“xiexie，buguowojianfei，guxinghaishinichiba，haohaobubu。”xuyiweijiangjituijiahuileguxingwanli。
“woyejianfei，haohaobubu。”dingyibuganshiruo，yejiangjituijiahui。
顾星：“……”
jintianhe“bu”ziguobuquleshiba？
我补牛魔啊！
我身体倍棒儿。
buxing，renyishiyuexiangyueqi，tuiyibuyuexiangyuekui。
guxinglingjiyidong，kaishifali。
tahexudixiangxuyiweixiaodao：“yiwei，20suizhengshizhangshentideshihou，yingyangzenmenenggenbushang，zaishuo，chibaolecaiyouliqijianfei，lai，wojinijiacai。”
ranhouguxingjiuduoguoxuyiweidewan，paigu，jitui，yurou，tudousi……
henkuaixuyiweidewanjiubeijiamanle。
“chi，changkaiduzichi，chibuwanjiushibujiwomianzi。”
xuyiweiweiqubabadikanleguxingyiyan。
“bixuchiwan，wojiandunichi，chibuwannanidizhangqushuawan。”
xuyiweiyouyuandikanleguxingyiyan，wunaizhinengyikouyikoudiwangxiayan。
ranhou，guxingdemuguangyouzhuanxiangledingyi。
dingyiyanjishoukuai，lianmangbawankouxia，muguangjiaoxia。
“wochiwanle，jintianshentibuhaomeiweikou，nibuhuiqiangpowodeba？”
guxingchunjiaoweiyang：“zenmehuini，wozheirenconglaidoubuhuiqiangpobierende。”
guxingchouchuzhijin：“lai，nizuishangyouyou，wojinicayixia。”
tingdaocihua，dingyiweiweiyijing，suihoudeyidixiangxuyiweitiaoletiaomei。
nikan，zaiguxingdexinlihaishiwozhongyaoba？
dangzhijinfuguodingyidechunjiaodeshihou，takanxiangguxingdemuguangdourouheleqilai。
erxuyiweidequantouyejianjianniejinleqilai，cuyidafa，suihouyanshenluomo，yigubeiyiyongshangxintou。
nandaozaiguxingdexinlitazhendeburudingyizhongyaoma？
zhibuguo，suizheshijiandetuiyi，xuyiweijianjianfajueyouxiebuduile。
zhijiangucanjiangdingyidechuncongzuodaoyoucaleyixia，ranhoujiangzhiduizhe，youcongzuodaoyoucayixia，zaiduichai，zaicicongzuodaoyoucayixia，haibuwangjicayixiabianbianjiaojiao，neiganjuejiuxiangshizaica……
dingyiyefajuebuduijingle，lianmangduokaiguxingdeshou，gangadishuodao：“goule！”
tanalibuzhidaoguxingshizaiguyizhengguta，danshitaqideshihaoxin，zijiyoubunengguaizuixialai，yushizhinengehenhendidingleguxingyiyan。
啊！！！
haodiulian。o(╥﹏╥)o
cishixuyiweiyoubeizhuanle，zaiyechengbuzhule。
“噗嗤！”
xuyiweixiaochulesheng，zheiyixiao，wangdachuihelidachunyerenbuzhule，
biexiaowomenshizhuanyede，chufeirenbuzhu。
“哈哈哈×10！”
wanle，benlaijiuhendiulian，xianzaiyoudangzheqingdidemian，gengdiulianle。
ciketadejiaozhidounengkouchuyitaosanshiyitingle，guanjianshitahaibunengfazuo。
啊！！！
dingyiehenhendikanleguxingyiyan，nixiaozhijiwodengzhe！！！ε=nuε=nuε=nuε=(o｀ω′)ノ
duici，guxingwanquanbujiezhao。
hahaha！zheijiushiregedexiachang。
youchoujiubaoburangbu，wojiaoguxingnijizhu。
zade，nihainengbawobanghuijiaa？
duici，wangdachuiduiguxingluchuzanshangdemuguang，yanjingliluchulezhihuideguangmang，zheijiushichuanshuozhongdeyuqiyoushu，xuedaole。
yishijian，taganjuexuedaolezhendi，juedezijiqiangdekepa，mashangxinshengkaixuele，zijiyidingkeyinaxiayigexuemei，jieshusanniandadiandongdeshengya。
……
chiwanfanhou，xuyiweideduzigugude，xianghuaileyigexiaobaobao，duicitayouyuandikanleyiyanguxing。
buguoxiangdaogangcaidingyibeizhenggudehuamian，tadunshijuedekailanglehenduo，xiangdingyiluchulexixuedixiaorong。
“neiwomenhuixuexiaole。”guxingkaikoudao。
“zuoweipengyou，nibudaiwoguangyiguangnidexuexiao？”dingyichenjikaikoudao。
guxingxianglexiang，juedezijihaishiyaohedingyijixuzuozuosixianggongzuo。
guojiashangweifuqiang，zentanernvqingzhang，buyaozaichanzheziji。
“xing。”guxingdiandiantou。
“neizanmenyiqiguangguang，fanzhengwoyemeishenmeshi。”xuyiweijiehuadao。
“行，一起去。”
jiurangxuyiweichongdangroudun，bangtaxiyindingyidehuoli。
duiyutalaishuo，xuyiweideweixianchengdukebidingyixiaodeduo，zijihaishikeyibawode。
dingyiehenhendidinglexuyiweiyiyan，zenmenalidouyouzheigelvcha。
xuyiweiyeshiqiaoqiaohuidengledingyiyiyan，haiyiyousuozhidizhilezhizuichun。
taduidingyigangcaibailezijiyidao，chadianluanlezijidedaoxinhenshijiehuai。
haishuowoshilvchani，niyebucha，bainianlaobiluochun。
丁意：“……”
走着瞧。
wurenbuzaiyanyu，huidaolexiaoyuan，zaicaochangxianguang，xiyinzhongduorendemuguang。
kandaoguxingbeilianggenvshenjibiedenvshengjiazaizhongjian，tucaohandehansi，laodelaosi。
yeyourenduiwangdachuihelidachunluchutongqinglianmindemuguang，lianggediandengpao，youdayouliang。
duiciwangdachuichizhiyibi，xinlilengxiaoyisheng。
xiaole，gejuxiaole，wozheishizuijiaguanshangwei。
xiuluochangdaluandou，woshitugouwoaikan。
jirenxianguangdetongshi，kanjianqianmianzhengzaibanhuodong，hengfushangxiezhe：disanjietiangoudasai，huosubaomingzhong。
guxingsihuxiangdaoleshenme，zuijiaoweiyang。
“zou，yaobuyaoyiqiqukankan？”
舔狗大赛？
touyicitingdaozheimeyouqudemingzi，dingyihexuyiweiyelailexingqu，qiqidiantou。
……