第2章:阎王点卯!毁灭LPL的男人正式上线

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danmeiguanxi,bierenbugan,tagan。

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zhongxindakaiweibobianjikuang,zheiyikeluosenyouruxiaguwenquxingfuti,pilipalaxiangdoubudaixiangdejiuxiechuleyipianxiaozuowen。

——【道歉信】

【zheijitianwojieshilehenduoci,yizhimeirenting,neiwojiubujieshile,jintiandaogeqian。】

【对不起大家!】

【我错了。】

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【**de、wangdude、bocaide、caofende,zhenkeweirenleiqunxingshanyaoshi,shenmeyaomoguiguaidouyou。】

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世界终于清净了。

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【zhiyequanfengqizhengdun·yanwangdianmao】

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【qingkaiqinideyingxiongzhilv!】

Wht?!

luosenbeizheituruqilaidexitongtishiyinjigaomengle。

tazhiqiannulileneimejiu,changshileneimeduofangfa,jieguoxitongdoushihaowufanying。

jieguoxianzaixinhuiyileng,kaibaifadiandeshihou,jiufuhelechufaxitongcitiaodetiaojian?

suoyi…kaibaifadian=zhengquededakaifangshi?

“haohaohao…yuanlaihaikeyizheimewan。”

huanghujian,luosenkaiqileyishanxinshijiededamen。

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【yanwangdianmao】rangtadian100gemubiao…lplgujidoudebeigaodehuangtangzile。

danluosenyijingbuzaihule。

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fanzhengtadezhiyeshengyayehuile,jiranxiangzoudouzoubule,suoyourenyingyaochitaderenxuemantou,neijiuyiqisihaole。

……

yigexiaoshihou,luosenganjuechabuduole,dakaishouji。

gezhonggeyangdedianhuaxiaoxifengyongerzhi。

luosengualelianggedianhua,kandaoashuidaleguolai,jietongdianhua。

“喂…”

“wocao!gemen,nishifenglema?”

meidengtashuohua,duimianashuizhenjingzhongdaizhedianmengbidehanshengjiuchuanleguolai,zhendeluosenermodouyoudianbushiying。

“shenmewofengle,womeifenga。”

“nimeifengnizaiweiboshangneimeshuo?niyihoushizhenbuxiangdazhiyele?”

duimianashuirendoushale:“xiongdi,neishissaiguanjundoinba,nidaodizaigaoshenme,zheitaitoubujianditoujiande…yihouhaizenmejianmian,gemendoubuzhidaogaizenmeshuole。”

“zaijiyebunengzheiyanga……!”

xianzaishis11chunjisaishiqi,bingdaoshijianhaiweifasheng。

s9fpxnixiduoguanhou,zhijinweizhi,chuleshangdanjingong,haidoushidangniandeduoguanbandi。

zhongdandoinbfengpingkoubeicikeyezhengchuyuzuihaodejieduan,zhiborenqi,quanneidiweidouhengao,putongxuanshoudangzhongzheimekaituanshijieguanjun,zheizaiyiqiandelplhaicongmeiyoufashengguo。

luosentingzheduimianashuiyoujiyouqideyuqi,meihangsheng。

dengduifangshuodechabuduohou,tacaidao:“sheiyihouhaigentajianmian?zaijianmianlaozidejitaliangdianpao!”

ashuizhalezhayanjing:“?”

“erqiewoshuodedoushishihua,tazhendezaigaobocai,zheirenxinliquanshizangshi。”

luosensousuoleyixiadoinbdeweibo,faxianduimiandaoxianzaihaimeizhisheng,zheikebuxianghouzipingshidezuofeng。

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taganjuezijihaishibijiaoshanliangde,ruguodengyiduanshijian,daoshihouzaijidoinbbaochulai,duifangyinggaihuigengsuanshuang。

“nei…neiniyebuneng…nizhibuzhidaonixianzaizaiganshenme?nizheimegao,yihoulplnajiajulebuganyaoni?”

ashuibeiluosendudingdeyuqizhenleyixia,ranhoutajiuxiangqileluosenxianzaidechujing。

lplxianzaidehuanjingfengqiyouduocha,youyouduoshaolanshi,ashuizuoweixingneidemingxingxuanshou,zhidaodebuyidingbiluosenshao。

dan,zheidongxinengshuoma?xiangbuxianghunle?

luosenxianzaidezheizhongxingwei,fangzaidangxiadedianjingquanyijingshuyuyikezhalei,zhengchangjulebusheixihuanzheizhongxuanshou?

“无所吊谓。”

luosenyijingchedikaibai,duihaojiyouzhiyandao:“woconglgdchulaijiumeixiangzaihuiqu,doinbtayaotiao,wojiubaota,qitarenjixutiao,wojiuyiqibao,zheipobisaiquhuanjingjiugaizheiyangzhengzhizhengzhi。”

weidadegegeyebujinchediwuyan。

“guale,youxindianhuajinlai…gemenzhidaonishiweilegemenhao,meishi,shenmehouguogemendouzijikang,fanzhenglaoziyijingbudazhiyele,tamenhainengpaishashoulaishawoa?”

luosenguaduandianhua,jietongleyizhisaoraozijidelgdfujinglidedianhua。

“luosen,nitamadezaiganshenme!nizhidaonijiwomendailaiduodamafanma,nixianzaimashangjirenjiadaoqian……!”

“s.bbani。nizenmebuqusia?!”

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zheilgdfujinglishibushinaoziyoubing,tapingshenmetinglgdde?

他已经解约了。

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tayaodejiushizheigexiaoguo。

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dakaiweibo,jiangzhaopianxuanzhong,ranhouxianglexiang,youdachusangezi——《chunyufeng》。

点击上传。

“jiexialai,shouxianyaozhaogezhudedifang!”

……

“zheigerennaoziyoubingba,tazenmeshenmedouganwangwaishuo!”

“a~xi!luosenzheige÷sheng,qisiwole!”

fpxjidisushenei,doinbcikeyijingqidaobaozha。

tabenlaijiushixinyanjixiaoderen,bierenburetatayoushihoudouyanhong,hekuangxianzailuosendangzhongbatazuidadechoushijipulechulai。

“他知道的多吗?”

dianhuaneitoudetangxiaoyoubijiaolengjing,taxianzaigengdanxinluosendaodizhidaoduoshaoshiqing,yijizheicishijianhuidaijidoinbduodadefumianyingxiang。

“wojiuyiqiangentatiguoyizui,tazhidaodebuduo。”

doinbqihuhudao:“dantayinggaiyouliaotianjilu。”

“那怎么办?”

tangxiaoyouyitingyouliaotianjilu,xinlijiuyoudianhaipa。

tazhidaodoinbzuijinzaigaodeshiqing,zheizhongshiqingyouzouyuhuisedidai,xianzaizhiboquanlidanfanyoudianrenqidezhubodougao,laiqianhenkuai。

kezheizhongdongxizaiguoneizhongjiushifanfade,yidanbeitongpo,shuobudinghuiyinqidamafan。

“meiguanxi,tayiweitapuguangdeshiwo,shijishangtashibasuoyoudouyuzhubodoudezuile,nikanzheba,yihoutaxiangzhibodouzhibobule,tabazijizuihoudetuiludoujidusile。”

doinbcikedaomeitaihaipa,zheizhongshiqingdoushiqianguize,youbushizhiyoutayigerenzuo,luosenzheigexingweikansishizaibaofuziji,shijishanghenkuaitajiuhuibeisuoyoucanyuzheijianshidequanneirenzhendui。

果然。

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yiwanshangxialai,jihuzhenggedouyudedazhuboqingchaoerchu,jitiweidoinbfasheng,shengtaocharlesdegezhongzuizhuang。

bingqiezaigezifensiqungudongzijidefensimenqubaopoluosen。

yishijian,yulunfeiteng,tiebakuanghuan,benlaijiubeiqianfusuozhideluosenzheicichedizhanzaile“gongzhong”deduilimian。

……

“yayifusan,saoguoqule。”

luosentongguozhongjie,zuizhongzhaodaoleyigeheshidefangyuan。

丽晶国际。

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luosenzhijielingbaoruzhu,shengqulehenduomafan。

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“haha,zheishigoujile。”

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【……!】