第五章 你跟我老婆结婚吧

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“nishilaizuoshenmede?”

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“heiheiyuanlaishiqianbeia,jiuyangjiuyang,zhunigenxiaobiluobainianhaohea!”

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噗!

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“签什么字?”

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“碧落,不能签!”

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“zhei……zheishihunshu?biluo,ni……niyouhunyuele?”

“wo……”xiaobiluoyishizhijianwuhuakeshuo,erduizheigeliwei,zijigengshilandejieshi。

“拿来吧你!给!”

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“biluo,jianglangyuanlaishike,niyebuyongzhejiyishima,jianglangdelaoshikeshiwodezhiyouni,jiranlaile,zanmenjiuyaolvebiaoxinyi,jinyixiadizhuzhiyiduiba!”

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tingdaozheihua,liweigengjiabuzhisuocuole,“nishishenmeren?weishenmeyouzheige?”

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