chezizaiyouzhangdeboyoulushangxingshi，liangpangshiyuyucongcongdewutongshu，zhetianbiri。
ludejintou，yizuohuihonggaodademin、guojianzhuxianyuyanqian，wanruochengbao。
heiseqijindediaohuatiemenhuanhuandakai，shimigaodepenquanyilizhongyang，chanchanshuiliucongdiaoxiangdingduanliuxia，youhuijudaoyiqi。
cheziraoguopenquanzaibieshumianqiantingxia。
jianshishenrandeche，guanjiaqinzixiaopaoshangqian，titadakaichemen。
“qishaoye，dahuoerdoudaole，jiuchaninlei。”zaikandaotashenbiandeqiaoyanshi，youxiaodao，“zheiweijiushiqishaonainaiba？qishaoyenindeyanguangkezhenbulai。”
“那不废话嘛！”
shenranxiaozheqianqiqiaoyandeshouwanglizou。
“woqinaidesanshuyezaiba？”
“zaide，tingshuosanyejintianqianledaxiangmu，zaozaolailelaozhai，tedidengninhuilaiqingzhu，bierenwentashishenmedaxiangmu，tayoumaiguanzishuoyaobaochishenmi，zhiyounindaolecainengjiexiaodaan。”
“ze！zhenshijiaohuafangbuzhugeyeshi，feijinxinjihaoburongyicongwoshouliqiangdaodehetong，buganjinxiangzhequluoshi，guangdianjizhexuanyaole。”takanxiangqiaoyan，“niyaoshibatadexiangmuqiangle，tabachenghuibeiqifeng。”
“qifengzongbiqisiqiang，wozheimenianqing，haibuxiangjinqucaifengrenji。”
“fangxin，jiusuanzhensileyelaibudaonishenshang，wozheirenhaishihenhuduande。”
qiaoyanmeikaiyanxiao：“youninzheijuhuawojiufangxinle！”
bianshangdeliguanjiayanpiyitiao。
jinwanyouyouguirenaokeyikanle。
shenjialaozhaizhuangxiuchenwendaqi，liandibandoutouluchugaobukepandesumugan，genghuanglunneiyipaipainengnaqubowuguanzhanshidegudongzhenpin。
zheiyijingbunengyongyouqianlaixingrongle。
jianshenranjinlai，zhongrentingxiajiaotan，fenfenzhuantoukanleguolai。
zuoweishenlaoyezizuiqizhongdesuner，shenrandeyijuyidongdoubeishouguanzhu，youqishitadehunyindashi。
pianpianzheirenbuanchanglichupai，biaomianxiaomimi，shizexiasishou。
主打一个六亲不认。
dajiajiushixiangzaitadehunyinshangzuowenzhang，yewujiyushi。
但老爷子可以啊！
jieguo，caitingshuolaoyezikaishibihun，rangshenranquxiangqin，tazhuantoujiugenrenlinglezheng。
haishuoyaodaihuilaozhaijianjiazhang。
zheirangzhongrenzennengbuzhenjing！
yidaodaoshixianxiangxguangzaiqiaoyanshenshangsaoshe。
taxiangshimeishirenside，zuijiaodaizheqianqiandexiao，kanshangquwenhewuhaihaoshuohua。
偏偏这身打扮……
zaikanshenran，zhengditougenqiaoyanshuoxieshenme，guaizhangbujidemeiyantouzheshuobuchudeqingkuai。
bushi，gaobantian，taxihuandejingranshizheizhongyaoyanjian.huo？
kuitamenyigegemouzuleliqi，souluolegezhongmingyuanwangshenrangenqiansai，ganqingcongyikaishijiugaocuolefangxiang。
简直离大谱！
qiaoyanyiyanjiukandaolezuozaitaishiyishang，zhenggenrenpinmingdeshenlaoyezi。
yixizhongshibaiseyamazhangshan，datongsekuzi，jiaoshangshiheisefangkoubuxie，toufahuabai，jingshenjueshuo，zuijiaohanxiao，weiduneishuanglijingfengshuangdemouzitouchusisiweiyanheruizhi。
shenranpangruowurenshangqian，duanqichabeixiulexiu，fangxia。
“youshidahongpao，wuyishanshangneijiliangdahongpaogounihejitiande？yebuzhidaohuangechaye。”
laoyeziyidianyebushengqi，fanerxiaodegengjiaheai，zhizhepangbiandebeizidao：“zhidaoniaihebaicha，woqinzipaode。”
shenrantiaomei：“jiuyibei？”
shuowanyebudenglaoyezikaikou，duanqibeizijiudidaoqiaoyanzuibian。
“changchangkan，yaoshibuxihuanwojiaoyeyezhongxinpao。”
众人眼皮猛地一跳。
qiaoyansihaobuhuang，zhengyaoshenshoujieguo，quebeishenranduoguo：“woweini。”
嘶——
众人抽气。
xiayishiqukanlaoyezidefanying……suanle，shayekanbuchulai。
duishangshenranhanxiaodeshixian，qiaoyanyexiaole。
小样，入戏挺快呀！
zhijiantaweiweiditou，minleyikouchahou，manlianjiaoxiu。
“真好喝呀。”
“喜欢就好。”
“woshixiangshuo，nideaibichagengrangwotian。laogong，wozhendehaoainiya，xihuannixihuandebudeleni！”
raoshihoulianpideshenran，doudangjilejimiao。
lianshenlaoyeziyedouledou。
“xinglexingle，gezheieryanwoni！wonianjidale，shoubulenimenxiaonianqingzheitao。”
laoyezishuozhe，jiangtiqianzhunbeihaodeliwudijiqiaoyan。
“zheishininai、naidejiazhuang，shuoshiliujiweilaisunxifude，xiwangnihuixihuan。”
qiaoyankanxiangshenran，shenrantiaomei：“neikeshihaodongxi，buganjinshouxiadengshenmeni，bierenxiangyaohaimeiyouni！”
qiaoyanmeikaiyanxiaojieguo，guaiqiaotiannuo：“xiexieyeye！”
laoyezibaibaishou：“chifanba！”
“aranzheishicongnazhaodenvhai，bieshibeipianleba？”
沈文立忽然出声。
“chulezhangdepiaoliangdian，youshenmebenshi？tingshuohaishigeyiqiongerbaidedaxuesheng，xianzaidenvhaizikelebude，weijiaruhaomenbuzeshouduan，aranninianjixiaobuzhidao，biebeirenjiajijuchanmeihuajiujipianle。
“nikeshishenshijituandejie、banren，suisuibianbianjiuqugepinminkunvhai，rucicaolv，jianglairuhefuzhong？haizenmejiangshenshifayangguangda？nikezhenshitaibulingrenshengxinle。”
zheijiansuankebodechayanchayu，chuleneiweisanyehaiyoushei。
shenrankanxiangqiaoyan，yongyanshenshiyi：quzhandouba，pikaqiu！
shoudaoxunhaodeqiaoyanwenrouyoubushilimao，likeduishenwenlixiaodao：“xiexiesanshukuawonianqingpiaolianghaicongming，ninhearanbukuishiqinren，liankuawodecidouyiyangni！”
shenwenliyiye：“sheishuowozaikuani？”
qiaoyanyuqizhencheng：“suiranwomenxiaoguniangdouxihuannianqingduojinhaishuaiqidexiaogege，danwanyiyouteshupihaodeni，wanyiyoujiuxihuanwenlaorenweideni？suoyininbuyongniansuanchicu，duodiannaixindengyideng，shuobudingzhennengyujiangetuniqiandeni？daoshihoukendingyegennintiantianmimitanqingshuoai。”
“ni……nifangsi！”shenwenlideliandoulvle，“shenran，zheijiushiniqudehaotaitai，muwuzunbei，haowujiaoyang，nitingtingtadouzaihushuobadaoxieshenme，jianzhibukanruer！”
qiaoyanyouyoutanqi：“zhenxiangzongshilingrennanyijieshou，ninyebuyongqijibaihuainaoxiuchengnu。rena，bufulaobuxing，chengrenzijinianjidameishenmediurende，fanzhengwomenyebuhuixiaohuani，dingduojiushikanbuqieryi。”
“nijiwobizui！nisuangeshenmedongxi，jingranzheiyangduiwoshuohua！”
“gun！jiwomashanggunchuqu！”
“nimendoushisirenma？haibubatajiwoganchuqu！”
shenwenliliansezhengning，muziyulie，qidetahenbudexiangpushangqusilanqiaoyandezui。