“shehuidaoluhua，xingbiegengfuzaa！”
linfanxiangbudao，yizhangkanqilaipiaopiaoliangliangdelian，yiduishanshuodedengpao，yigetianmeidesangyin，sanzheheweiyitizhixiayinzangzhedejuranshihetayiyangdewujian！
jianzhishitaiguofenle！zheishirengandeshima？
linfanqishangxiaomianyang，daizhemianrusihuidebiaoqing，zaibaoandamayilianxinzhidumingdemuguangzhongfengyibandehuidaolenadousongwaimaidian。
gangjindian，yiqunrenjiujianglinfanweileqilai。
“linge，yuanlainizhendeshifuerdaia！”
“linge，qiudaia！woxiangdangnidatuishangdeguajian！”
“linge，shenmeyebieshuole，yihounijiushiwoyifuyimudeqingege！”
linfannaguoyaochi，xiaodao：“yiliangcheeryi，buzhijigeqiande，nimenhaohaogongzuojinianjiukeyimaiyiliangyimoyiyangde！”
yiwaimaixiaogeliangyanmaojingguangdewendao：“zhende？yuanlailaosilaisineimebianyidema？”
suntianbailetayiyan，kanxianglinfanrenzhendewendao：“linzi，nizheiche，duoshaoqianmaide？”
“yebugui，yiqianduowanba。”
“**！”
linfancihuayichu，dangjijiushoudaolezhongrendeweigong。
“jianzhihaowurenxinga！”
“linge，wozheibeizinengbunengzhengdaoyibaiwandouhaishigeshini！”
“wuwuwu，lingenipianwo，woyaoshixiangkaosongwaimaimaizheige，zhishaodezaihuowubaiduonian。”
“didi。”qishouappxiangleqilai。
linfanzhuaqiwaimaixiangzouxiangkulinan，molehuitouxiaodao：“jinwanhaidilao，woqinggejigehaohaocuoyidun！”
“林哥豪气！”
“bukuishijingchengnadousongdiyishuaige！”
mingzhuxiaoqu，gongrendeguizugongyu。
qingyisededudongxiaobieshu，zhuzheideduoshushigaoxinzhiyedenianqingyidai，menkoubaoandeyanjingyeshiyigebiyigedu。
cishi，baoanduizhangwangfuzhengzaijiaoxunzhexinlaidebaoan。
“nimenyigegedeyanjingdoujiwofangliangdian！womenshibaoan，baoweiyezhuanquandezhanshi！”
“neixiewaimaide，kuaidide，douyoukenengshifanzuifenziweizhuangde，suoyibunengfangguorenheyige！”
“haiyouneixiewailaicheliang，fanshimeiyoukade，doujiwolanxialai！”
“轰轰轰！”
jiuzaizheishi，linfankaizhekulinanfengchidianchedeshaleguolai。
bieshuo，zheigaojichejiushigaojiche！qiaoqiaozheisudu，qiaoqiaozheishiye。
真牛逼！
yankanqianfangyougehulan，linfangangxiangjiansu，baoanduizhangjiuxiangdaituzidelierenyiyangfengyibandepaoshangqutaiqileganzi。
linfanchongtadianlediantou，baoanduizhangyexiaozhedianlediantou，haixiaozhehuanyingdao：“zhuninxinqingyukuai！”
“呸，死舔狗！”
保安老弟扭头就骂。
tinghaoche，linfanqiaoxiangle5ahaobieshudedamen。
“外卖。”
“嗒嗒嗒！”
yizhenjicudejiaobushengchuanlai，jinjiezhebieshumenhongrandakai，yigeyanzhiqima95fenyishangdemeishaonvchuxianzailinfanmianqian。
“nihao，zheishinidewaimai。”
tianyouyoujintiandexinqinghenhao，zaoshangcailinglejiangjin，zhongwuyoushoudaoletongshihailaideqian。
xianzaidiangewaimai，juranyenengyujianzheimeshuaidexiaoge，nandaozhongyulundaowotianyouyouzuozhujiaolema！
“xiaogege，nengjiageweixinma？xiacisongwaimaiwohaidianni。”
linfanzhoulezhoumei，fangcaineigetaiguoshimeinvhairangtafanexinni，yushijinshendewendao：“nidexingbie，shinvdeba？”
tianyouyoufanlegebaiyan，qiangguowaimaihezi，naixiongnaixiongdemadao：“zenmele！xiongxiaojiumeitianlia！xiongxiaojiubushinvrena！xiaodeyehenkeaidehaobuhao！”
“wobushizheigeyisi。”
linfanwunai，yankantianyouyoujiuyaoku，zhidejiangyudaoneigetaiguoshimeinvdeshishuolechulai。
“哈哈哈哈！”
tianyouyouwuzheduzidaxiao：“xiaogege，niyetaidaomeileba，buguomeiguanxi，jiurangwozheigemeishaonvlaianweiniba！”
linfantanletanshou：“woyoushenmebanfa，songwaimaima，zonghuiyudaoxieqiqiguaiguaideshiqing。”
“neixianzaiwonengjianiweixinlema？”
tianyouyounachushouji，tiantiandexiaoleyige，linfandangjisaoleerweima。
“haole，woyaozoule，jidewuxinghaopingyou。”
“xiaogegenifangxin，tuotuodewuxing！”
tianyouyouwoqixiaoquantou，zuoleyigejiayouguqideshoushi。
“ding，jiancedaosuzhuchenggongsongdateshuwaimai，jianglixianjin20yiyuan。”
卧了个大槽
linfanyiquanchuizaifangxiangpanshang，erhounachushouji，fanfudekanzheshangmiandeneitiaoduanxin。
“benyuehuabeihaikuanjinewei……”
错了，不是这个。
“ninweihaowei3668deyinxingkayu6yue5ri13：45cunru2.000.000.000.00yuan，yue2.000.001.508.00yuan。[youzhengyinxing]”
发了，这次发大了！
renshenga，jiushichongmanletiaozhanheqiyu！
linfankaozaicheshang，sikaozhegaizenyanghuaqiandeshihou，yigewentichuxianzailetadenaohai。
zheigeteshuwaimaidaodishizenmechufadeni？
diyici，shitadissleneigekeren。
zheiyici，shitajialetianyouyouweixin。
qijiansongneigetaiguoshimeinvdeshihou，tamuguangxiayideshunjianshuaixiawaimaijiupaole。
kanlaishihekerendeqingxubianhuahuozheyaohekerenjiaoliucainengchufazheigeteshuwaimaia。
“啪！”
jiuzailinfansikaoshi，yikuaijuzipizadaoletadedangfengbolishang。
**！
linfanxinzhongshunjianjiupaoguojiqianzhixiaokeai。
wogangkailejigexiaoshidexinchea。
“jiazhangnilazhedianxiaohaia，bierangtaluandiulajia，yaoaihuhuanjingweishengzhidaoma？”
linfantiaoxiache，kanzherengjuzipideshigexiaohaizi，bianhaoxindeshuoleyiju，meixiangdaoneinvrendangjilazhuxiaohai，dengzhelinfanhedao：“tazhishigehaizia！nihetajijiaoganshenme！niyigedarennengbunengyoudianduliang！”
哦豁。
倒打一耙三连击！
linfanzhoulezhoumei，kanzhexiangzijifanbaiyandexiaohai，zhizhekulinanshuodao：“niyinggaiqingxingtarengdeshiyigejuzipi，nizhidaozheigecheduoshaoqianma？”
“woguantaduoshaoqian，youmeihuai，zenmede，nihaiyaoewobucheng？”
牛逼！
linfanshifule，shenmejiaopofu，zheijiushituotuodepofu！
“wokannizheinvrenyeshibuyaoliandaojidianle，mingmingshinimeiguanhaohaizi！”
tingdaochaonaoshengdewangfudaizheyiqunbaoanlaodichongleguolai，neinvrendehuatakeshiyigezimeiluoxiaquantingjianle，dangjizhizhenvrenmadao。
“wuzhipofu，nizhidaoneichejiaoshenmema？laosilaisikulinan，yiqianduowan，zahuailenipeideqima？”