第1章 传说中的其貌不扬

hunlijinxingqudexuanlvzaigubaohouhuayuanshangkongxiangqi,meimiaojuelundefenhongseqingqiqiujiangcichudianzhuidemenghuanwubi。lvyouyoudecaopingshangpuleyicengbaisedemeiguihuaban,hongtanliangbianduiqizhejingzhidexiangshuibaihe,zhenggekongqilidoumimanzheyigutianmideqixi。

mantianfeiwudehuabanxiangshixialeyichangyu,menglongzhong,yimingmoshengdenvzixiyinlesuoyourendezhuyili。tachuanzheyixichunbaiselifu,heisedefajidididewanqi。jilvdiaopidefasisuiyidichuiluozaibanludexiangjianshang。

nvzishencaimanmiao,jingzhidelifujiangtashuishebandeyaozhigouledelinlijinzhi。taxiongqiandaizheyikesezemingliangdeyueguangshi,youlandeguangyunheshuiguanglianyandemouzixiangdeyizhang,jiangpifuchendexuebai,wanruoningzhi。

tajiezhulexinniangrengchulaidepenghua,ditou,qianqianyixiao,longlesuoyouguanghua。

tademei,mingyanerzhangyang,qingeryijudejiuxiyinlesuoyourendemuguang。

jiuzaizhongrenfenfendiyucaicetadeshenfenshi,tayishounazhepenghua,yishoutiqiqunbai,youyadezouxiangyuanchulutai。

lutaideshafashang,zuozheyimingnanzi,shafabianshangdiuzheyijianheisedexifu。nanzichuanzheyijianbaichenshan,dazheshenhuisemajia,xiukousuiyidiwanqi,shenshierjingui。tashouliduanzheyibeihongjiu,youxiandepinzhe,bingmeiyouzhuyihunlichangshangdesaodong,zhidao……

yiduojiaoyandebaimeiguihurandidaotayanqian。

“songnide。”yidaoroumeideshengyinxiangqi。

jichengzheicaitaitou,shunzheneixianxianyuzhikanguoqu。yanqianzheinvzi,meidebukefangwu,mouhanqiushui,rongyanruhua。dankanchuanzhe,jirenyizhongqingchunmeihao,cinvzhiyintianshangyoudemeigan,erneiyimolieyanhongchun,youxiandeduolejifenfangsihezhangyang。jichengyeshidiyicikandao,yourennengjiangqingchunhexingganjiehederuciqiadaohaochu。

taxixidedaliangzheta,quebingmeiyoujieguoneiduobaimeigui。

nvzijugaolinxiadewangletayiyan,daoyebujuedeganga,ershizaitashenbianzuoxia,xiaozhekanleyiyanxinlangxinniangdefangxiang,wenta:“wutaishangyounidexinshangrenme?”

jichengpieleyiyanwutai,neilizhanzhedenanrenhenvren,doushitadezhijiaohaoyou,tashiyinweizuowanlianyecongguoneifeilaiyingguo,xianzaizaidaoshicha,suoyixunzhezheigekongxiguolaixiuxiyixiade。daoshimeixiangdao,jingranyinlailejiehuaxianfodexiaoyaojing。

“wutaishangmeiyouwodexinshangren。”jichengjieguolenvzidilaidemeiguihua,ranhouyouhaijita,“xianhuapeimeiren。”

“yunmiao,wojiaoyunmiao。”nvrentuzhexianhongsedezhijia,danshouchengzhezijibaixiyaoraodeliandan,yishuangjingzhipiaoliangdeyanjing,hushanhushandedingzhejicheng,chunjiaoqinggou:“yunmiaomiao,shuimangmang,zhengrenguiluxuduozhang,xiangsibenshiwupingyu,moxianghuajianfeileixing。”

“yanjidao《zhehutian》?”jichengyaohuangleyixiashouzhongdehongjiubei,taiqitoukanxiangyunmiao。

“haoxiangshini!”yunmiaoxiaorongduanqishouzhongdexiangbinhejichengpenglepengbei,shengyinqingqingdetiaoqi,henshigouren。

ranerjichengduiyuzheiyangdedashan,quexiandehendanding。

yuanyinshitajianxin,yuemeidenvren,weixianxishuyuegao。tebieshizheigemeidexiangxiaoyaojingyiyangdeyouwu,ruguozhudongshangqiangouyindashandehua,duobanmudebuchun。

suoyitayuqilengmodezhiyan:“yuqiyoushisonghuayoushiyinshidedashan,yunxiaojieburuzhijiegaosuwonizheimezhudongdeyuanyin。yunxiaojienijuedeni?”

yunmiaobochunyigou,xiaozhehui:“dagaishiyinweikandaonidediyiyanwojiuzhidao,woshangbeiziyidingrenshini。”

“shima?”nvrendebiaoqingtaiguorenzhen,rangjichengzuzuchenmolesanmiaozhongzhihoucaixiangqihuitayiju,“buxin。”

“e~neidaoshiyouxiekexile。”yunmiaojiangshouzhongyaohuangzhedexiangbinyiyinerjin,ranhouduizhejichengzhalezhayanjing,taochushoujisuiyidebawanzhe。

taxuebaideshuangtuijiaodie,yishuangheisedexigaogenxiejiugouzaijiaojian,qingqingdeyaohuangzhe,ziyieryonglan。

zheiyangjuesedenvren,tianshengjiushidu。

jichenghaobuyouyudezhanqishenlikai。

shenhouqueturanchuanlaiyunmiaomanbujingxindeshengyin:“xianshengjiubuliuyigewodedianhuahaomama?”

“nixiangtaiduole。”jichengxiaozhehuitoupieletayiyan。

yunmiaofeidanbuaonao,faneryouxieyihandegouqichunjiao。tashouqishouji,zuozaizuoweishang,taiqitouqiaopidifanwenta:“neiruguowozhudongxiangliuyigenidedianhuabihaomani?”

jichengsonglesongjian,neiyanshensihuzaihuita‘nizhangdezheimemei,jiubuyaoxiangdezheimemeile,woshibukenengjiniliudianhuahaomade’。

dudonglenanrendeyanshen,yunmiaochuanhaoxiezi,zhanqishenlai,weiweiminchun:“renjiadoushuo,nanzhuinvgezuoshan,nvzhuinangecengsha,kanlaidoushipianrendeni!buguoyemeiguanxi,jianglaiyouyitianniyidinghuizhudonggaosuwonidedianhuahaomade。”

“woxinshangnidezixin,buguojinxianxinshangeryi,wobuxihuantaicongmingdenvren。”jichenglenglengdinizheta。

buliaotashenshou,yibalazhutadelingdai,suihouchaozhetadefangxianghenhendiyizhuai。talaibujifanying,jiuzheimecubujifangdewanyaokaojinta。

tamiaojindehongchungouqiyimomeihuodehudu:“xianshengbiebahuashuodezheimezao,yihoudalianhuihentengde。”

shuozhe,taturanqingqingdeyaoleyixiatadeerchui。

zheici,jichenglianlianxiangxiyudexinsidoumeile,suoxingzhijielazhenvrendeshoubeijiangtatuikai。

ranernvrendelianshangyidiannankandebiaoqingyemeiyou,zhishiyouyadandingdizhuanshen,beiduizhetahuilehuishou,jiuzheimeyundanfengqingde——zoule。

jichenglenglehaoyihuier,erbiancaichuanlaiqitabinkedeqieqiesiyu……

“jiepenghuadeneigeshiyunmiaoba?”

“shia,zuijinzhengzaihemengyingdinaolihunni!zheinvrenkehuole,tingshuoshihunneichugui!mengyingdidefensimenhenbudezutuansiletani!”

“zhendejiade?zheirenpinkeyaobude,jixianshenghetarenshima?”

“kendingburenshi!yikanjiushiguyigouyinjixianshengde,jixianshengfengpingduohaoa,nikanneinvrendouhenbudebahulijingsangezikezailianshangle!nalipeideshangjixianshengle?”

“……”

jichengchunjiaobujingyidegouqileyigeqianbodehudu。

孟子规的老婆?

mengziguibushi22suijiuhechulianjiehunlema?tingshuolaoposhigecongweizaimeitimianqianlumiandeqimaobuyangdegaozhishangnvxueba。jichengkanzheyunmiaoneimanmiaodebeiying,renbuzhuhaoxiao,zheiyifuhuoguoyangmindexiaomoyang,jiushichuanshuozhongde‘qimaobuyang’?

jichengwusuoweidegoulegouchun,bingweijiangzheigexiaochaqufangzaixinshang。