第2章 净身出户

guoneidedongtianjinnianlaidegewaizao,yunmiaoyixiafeijijiuganshoudaolecigudehanyi。taguojinlemibaisedefengyi,jiangyifujudademojingkuazailebiliangshang,shunbiandaishangleyidingheisebeileimao。

tatuozheyigemisededengjixiang,gangcongviptongdaochulai,jiubeiyishuangbaijingdexiaoshouzhuazhetuolechuqu。

duruoxiaojiangyunmiaoyigunaodisaijinlefujiashi,zheicaichengzhechemenshangqibujiexiaqidishuo:“woqu,mengyingdideliuliangguoranbushigaide!buzhidaonageguisunzizouloulexiaoxishuonijintianhuiguo,mengziguidefensiquangewaimiandengzheni!yigegedechoujidandouzhunbeihaole,jiudengzhewangnishenshangzani!”

duruoxiaoxuzheyitouqijianduanfa,piaoliangdewawalianshangguazhelianggekeaideliwo,tashuohuashiyusuhenkuai,yingtaoxiaozuiyizhangyihede,keaijile。zheiruanmengdezhangxiangdaoshijitadegouzishengyadailailebushaohaochu,gujimeiyounagemingxingdawanhuicaidao,tiantianbaoliaotamenchuguipituideweibodahaobeihou,jingranzangzheyigeqingxiukeaidexiaomeimei。

duruoxiaoraodaojiashizuo,qidonglezijineilianglafengdejipuche:“xiaojiejie,woxianzaijiuxiangcaifangcaifangni,nishuoshiniyunmiaodekouweibiantiaole,haishitamengyingdibugousaole?renjiamengyingdiduiniyouqiubiying,naerduinibuhaole?niganmafeiyaohetalihunlaizhe!”

renzhenchensileliangmiaohou,yunmiaoyibenzhengjingdihui:“kenengshitadesaopeibushangwodeyaole。”

gangcongjichangchulaideshihou,yunmiaoshunbianpieleliangyanfensimenhuadehuabao,neishangmiandexiezhe‘hulijing’sangezi,shizaishitaixianyanle。

duruoxiaonayunmiaomeibanfa,yinweizheixiaonizixinsixianglaishenchen。birutadourenshiyunmiaoqibanianle,quecongweitingtatiqiguojialideshiqing,zhizhidaotashimengziguidelaopo,waijiedouchuanwentashimengjiadetongyangxi,dangchuduruoxiaoyewenguota,tazhishiyundanfengqingdihuilesigezi‘daotingtushuo’,ranhou,jiumeiyouranhoule……

duruoxiaorenbuzhutucao:“yebuzhidaonizenmexiangde,nizheicaigangshuailemengyingdi,jiupaoquyingguolvyousanxin,lvyoujiusuanle,niyadehaizaiweiboshangfameiguihua,zheibucunxinjirenjiamengyingdidefensitianduma?woyaoshimengyingdidefensi,wodouxiangnachoujidanrengni!”

“neishishoupenghua。”yunmiaocongbaolitaochuyizhikouhong,youyadibuzhuang,“sheigaosuniwoshiquyingguolvyousanxinde?”

duruoxiaojingya:“nibushiqusanxindeneiniquganmale?”

“liaohanziqule。”yunmiaominchun,duizhejingziyangqichunjiao,biaoshiduizheigekouhongsehaoshifenmanyi。

duruoxiaoyigejichache:“woqu!nizhenjimengyingdidailelvmaozia?tazenmemeishaleniduntangheni?”

“yinweitahunneichuguia!”

“……”duruoxiaozhenjing!tazheisuanbusuanwalegedaliaoa?zheiliaoyaoshibaochuqu,tashibushikeyitangzaichuangshangshuqianwanerle?

duruoxiaoyaoyaotou,ganjinjiangxinlizheizhongmaiguimiqiufuguidexinsishuaichuqu,ranhoufennudizuanzhexiaoquantou,shuo:“waijiedoushuonihongxingchuqiangjimengyingdidailvmaozi,nibuzhidaoneixiexinwenxiededuonanting?jiranshimengziguineiwangbadanhunneichugui,nipingshenmebangtadouzhe……”

“baobeier,qianmianyouzhuan,qushijijinchen。”yunmiaochongzheduruoxiaozhalezhayanjing,bingbuzaiyizijiduiwaidefengping。

duruoxiaozheiyiduziqibiezhemeidifangshi,zhuanwanhoucaixiangqiwenyunmiao:“qushijijinchenganma?neixiaoquwairenjinzhiruneide。”

“congjintianqi,nijiushineirenle。”yunmiaozaibaolifanleyihuier,taochuyibenfangchanzheng。

zheiciduruoxiaoshizhendecaileyijiaojichache,hede。

“lihuncaichana?”caimideduruoxiaoxiaojiecongyunmiaoshouliduoguoneibentangshoudefangchanzheng,baobeidiaifulehaojixia,ranhoucaizhaohuilizhi,renghuiyunmiaohuaili,“xiaojiejie,wogennishuo,zuorenyaoyouguqi,nibunengyinweimengziguineiwangbadanyongyidongfangzishoumaileni,nijiubangtadouzhetahunneichuguideshier,nvrendemingshengyouduozhongyao,nizhidaoma?ni……”

“fangzishiwozijimaide,wojingshenchuhude。”yunmiaoyoutaochulihunxieyishudijiduruoxiao,shangmianqingqingchuchudixiezhe‘woyunmiaoziyuanjingshenchuhu’zheijigedazi。

duruoxiaolenglebantian,zuihouhuileyunmiaowugezi:“niyashenjingbing!”

shijijinchendefangzijianzaicuntucunjindediduan,bingqiezhinengyicixingjiaoqing,zhiyunxuwaishou,bunengwaizu。suoyizheilidefangzibujinxiangzhengzhejinqian,gengxiangzhengzhediwei,zheiyeshiweishenmedangnian,zheiloupankaishouliangxiaoshibudaojiushouqingdeyuanyin。

suoyiyunmiaomaidezhinengshiershoufang,keshizheierdeershoufang,jiagekeshibiyishoufanghaiguide!

duruoxiaokanleyixiaqishibangbodedamen,zezeliangsheng:“doushuobierenjiamailefangdeshiyezhu,shijijinchenmailefangdeshijinzhu。kanlaisuoshuofeixua!jinzhujiejieweilemaizheifang,zaimengjiazanxiadejinyinzhubaoquandoubianmaileba?”

“chulemeimaishen,qitadedoumaile。”yunmiaokaizhewanxiao,jiangyizhangfangkadijiduruoxiao,“baobeier,congjinwanghouyiqichituba!”

“wen!”duruoxiaochongzheyunmiaogonglegongshou,jieguofangkazaimenweigenqianliangleliang,zuihoukaizhezijianeiliangjipuche,dayaodabaidijinlexiaoqutingchechang。

menweidagecalecayanjing,kanzheneiliangjipuchezaibaimangmangdexuedili,haosibenzhongdelvpiqingwasidehuanmanqianxingzhe,renbuzhugantan,zaizheiershangbanzheimeduonian,haizhenshitouyihuijiandaozheimebianyidecheni……

zicongjinrugongyuyilai,duruoxiaojiuxiangjinleguanyuandeliulaolaoside,daochudaliangzhegongyulidezhuangxiusheji。

dengtazhongyucongneiguxingfenjingerzhonghuanguoshenlaideshihou……

“woqu!zheihulinaerlaide?”duruoxiaokanzhebuzhidaocongnaermaochulaidebumingshengwu,hedeyixiazicuanshangshafa。

yunmiaocongyimaojiantanchubangenaodai,xiaozheduiqiangougoudeayishuo:“mingyi,jintianjinifangbantianjia,yihuierwozijidaiyuanguluchuquzouzou。”

“xiaojie,waimianjixuele,ninduochuandian。”mingyimozheyuanguludexiaonaodai,xiaojiahuoxiangshoudipazaidishang,neiyishenpiaoliangdemaofarangtazheizhichunzhongdesamoyequankanqilaihaizhenyoujifenxiaohulideyangzi,yenanguaiduruoxiaorenbuqing。

mingyicixiangdichongzheduruoxiaoxiaodao:“ninfangxin,yuanguluxingziwenshun,buhuiyaorende。”

mingyishuowan,tizhebaojiuzoule。duruoxiaozheishidiyicijiandaomingyi,congyunmiaokoulitinglai,mingyiyinggaishizhuanchengqinglaizhaoguyuangulude,keshiduruoxiaoquejuede,mingyishenshangdaizheyiguxunchangrenmeiyoudegaoguiqizhi,tebieshidangtazunchengyunmiaoweixiaojiedeshihou……

neiyuanguluguoranguaiqiao,yizhipazaiyuandiyidongbudong,yanpidoulandexiankai。

yunmiaohuanshangyijianhongsedeyangrongdoupeng,zheicaichulai,wanyaobaoqileyuangulu。

gangganghaidandinglaoshidexiaojiahuo,yishunjianjiugendalejixueside,xingfendiyizhichaoyunmiaohuailizuan。

duruoxiaogangxiangwenwenzheishishenmeqingkuang,jiutingyunmiaoshuo:“baobeier,nidebangwoyigemang……”