脑子储存处。。。。
脑子封印处。。。。
脑子遗失处。。。
kaiqiqingsongdeyueduzhilv。
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“wocao，zheijueduishijuqing，taijiale，kangyikangyi！”
“kangyi+10086。”
“ruguozheigexiaoxianroubushidaizijinzu，wozhibodaolichixiang！”
“yanjichaping，biaoqingchaping，fuzhuangdaojuchaping，linshiyanyuangengshilakua。”
“neiyuzheijiniandouchulexieshenmewanyi，chuleyanzhigao，qitadoubukanrumu！”
……
《mingxingzhiyetiaozhansai》de81haozhibojian，liangbaiduogeshuiyoutuomohengfei，gezhongguomacengchubuqiong。
zhujiaozhongmozhengzuozaiyiliangyinbaisedewulingzhiguangjiashizuoshang，manlianmengbi。
pangbianfujiashizuoshiyigesanshiduosuidezhongnianhanzi，manlianhengrou，etouzuoceyouyidaoshigongfenzuoyoudedaoba，youshoujinwozheyibaduandao，“huairen”lianggezijihukezainaomenshang。
“wozheishishunshishidaichaoliu，chuanyuele？”
“haitemiaoshigeniangpaoxiaoxianrou！”
zhongmogaoqingchuyanqiandeqingkuang，jihuzuile。
tayuanbenzhishiyigeputongdeshechu，yinweixinqingfanzao，duoheleliangbei，suikouwenleyijulaotianyenimaguixing，jiubeishandianpizhongle。
tachuanyuedaoyigehediqiugaoduxiangsidepingxingshijie，zheilideyuleyegaodufada，buguoxuduoyuanbendiqiushangcunzaidemingren，yijizuopinquanbuxiaoshibujian。
qianshenyejiaozhongmo，haishiyigepoyoujifen“mingqi”dexiaoxianrou。
tahedamimishiguaileshijigewandeqinqi，pingzhezheicengguanxi，shunlijinrujialiyulegongsi，chengweiyimingshibaxiandeyiren。
zheigejuedingyerangdamimilianxuhouhuihaojigeyue，choudebaitianmeixinqinggongzuo，wanshangshuibuzhejue，sangeyuebaoshouershijin，biqihejianfeicha，jieshi，yundongjianfeiqiangchubuzhiyidiandian。
yinweiqianshenchanggewuyinbuquan，tiaowumeiyoutianfu，yanjilaji，haitebiezuo！
tianqitaire，buxiangpaixi！
chitangdeshuitaizang，huishanghaizijidepifu，quanbuhuanchengchunjingshui！
taicitaiduolandeji，zhihuishuo“12345，shangshandalaohu！”
meitiangongzuoshijianbuchaoguosixiaoshi，bupaidadouxi，bupaiyexi，bupaizhengjingdeqimaxi。
……
zhongmoyigongpaileliangbudichengbenwangju，quanbufengsha，doubanpingfen……
好吧！
shangjiayigelibai，jiubeifengsha，naerlaidepingfen？
jushuoyibujulitayanliyuanba，jieguohuoshengshengyanchengdongfangbubai，yigewumeidongrendelanhuazhi，yuwenchengdoudangchangtudehuntianheidi，santianxiabulechuang，chadianjiuzheimegale。
chucizhiwai，tahaimofangtaren，huazhehenzhongdezhuang，yanying，jiajiemao，erding，yiyangbushao，shuohuahaiguyiniezhesangzi，dongbudongyigelanhuazhi，saoshounongzi，niangqishizu。
所以她糊了！
哦，不！
是他糊了！
meiyouyigedaoyanganzhaotapaixi，shengpabeiguanzhongdebanzhuanpaisi！
damimizuihouyishengqi，yiduojiao，batarengdaozheidangmingjiao《mingxingzhiyetiaozhansai》dezongyijiemu，xiwangtanengzaizheidangjiemucengdianliuliang，wanhuiyidianrenqi。
fouze，jiuzhinengdangdamimidenanbaomu，baitianxiyizuofan，dasaofangjian，wanshanganmocuozaoxineiku，yijinuanchuang……
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jialiyulegongsiyigongwugerencanjia，danshijingguodamimiyifantaojiahaijia，juzujuedingmaiwusongyi，keyiewaizengjiayigeminge。
钟墨就是送的那个！
suoyoucansaizhesuijicongsanbailiushixinglitiaoxuanyigezhiyejinxingtiaozhan，shitianyilun，zhongxintiaoxuanzhiye，wujubenwutaolu。jiemuzuweilezengjiatiaozhanxing，haiteyizengjiaredubangheshourubang，shishigengxin。
guanjunyiyihuaguobi，yajunwuqianwanhuaguobi，jijunwubaiwanhuaguobi。
所以！
zheigejiemuhaimeizhengshikaibo，yijinghuobaoquanwang，lianxushangleyigelibairesou！
yigegecansaizhegengshimoquancazhang，zhunbeidaganyichang！
bijingminglishuangshoudehaoshi，sheibuxianggan？
zhongmodezhiyeshiyiminghuochesiji！
qianshenjiedediyidanshibawushixiangfangbianmiancongjiaoqucangkuyundaoshiqudehuakangchaoshi。
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budebushuo，zheigesiwangfangshizhende——henbiezhi！
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zheiyaoshixiongkoulaiyixia，qibuchengleyishiliangming？
开局地狱模式！
要不刷新重来？
“ding！gongxisuzhubangdingyulezhizunmengnanxitong！”
zhengzaizheishi，zhongmonaohaizhongturanxiangqiyigejixiedeshengyin。
“系统？”
zheibushichuanyuezhongbibeijinshouzhima？
钟墨心里一阵狂喜！
zhiyaoxitongkaodezhu，meinvjinqianbushimeng！
啊呸！
是爱情事业不是梦！
等等！
娱乐至尊猛男系统？
zheigexitonghaoxiangyouyidiandianbuzhengjing！
你是哪方面的猛？
“xitong，nidouyounaxiegongneng？”
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“suzhumeicixiaohao100000renqizhikeyijinxingyicixingyunwulianchou，congerhuodebutongdejiangli。jianglibaokuobingbuxianyuyulequandesuoyoujineng，yijiyixieteshukapian，biruxingyunka，meiyunka，shengjikadengdeng！”
“benxitonghaihuisuijifaburenwu，erqiegenjurenwunanyichengdu，keyihuodehuangtong、baiyinhehuangjinsanzhongbutongbaoxiang，jianglibaokuogezhongrichangjineng，yijiyixieteshujiangli。”
“jiancedaosuzhudeshentisuzhiruodaolingrenfazhi，tejianglixinshoudalibaoyige！”
“ding，gongxisuzhuhuodeliliangkapianyizhang——liliang+200！”
zhongmolikegandaochanruodeshentifangfoguanruleyiguqiangdadeliliang，shenmexiongji、fuji、gongertouji、gongsantoujidengdengyouruyuhouchunsunyiban，pupupudequanbumaolechulai。
好强！！！
叶问可以打十个！
keshizhongmoganjuezijikeyidashigeaotuman。
这种感觉，太爽了！
宿主：钟墨
性别：男
力量：44+200
体力：30
敏捷：43
精神：47
（putongchengnianrendesigeshuxingbiaozhunzhiwei60）
jineng：gechang1ji，wudao1ji，yanji0ji。
爱好：美女？？？
人气值：68
pingjia：（nishentizheimeruo，youshenmezigechiruanfan？）
？？？？
xitong，nitamadegunchulai！
小爷绝对打不死你！
meinvhoumianneisangewenhaoshimayisi？
nizheishizhiyixiaoyedexingquxiang？
yaobuyaoliangchulaibiyibi？
还有！
zheigepingyutaidalianleba？
我有那么弱吗？
好吧！
zheifushentidequeyouyidiandianruo！
30detili，haizenmezhengjiuyulequanneixieyewangudujimodedazhangtui？
“叮！”
“xitongjiancedaosuzhuyoushengmingweixian！”
“wangguokang，huaguobjitongjifan，sharenqiangjie，zuieleilei。zhizhifanzui，mengnanyouze。”
“xuanzeyi：dahanyisheng‘qin，bienao，xiaoquanquanchuinie！’，ranhouyongquantoujiaotazuoren。jianglililiang+5，baiyinbaoxiangyige。”
“xuanzeer：banzuoyingyingguaifangshengdaku，dahanbabaraoming。jiangli‘huaguodiyiniangpao’meicheng！”
zhongmonaohaizhongzaicixiangqixitongjixiedeshengyin。