“nizhendezhiyongleyiquan？”
“没错！”
“只用了一拳？”
“是的！”
“一拳？”
“嗯！”
xingjingzhiduijinghuayezixinzhangzheyizhangguazilian，yishuangshuiwangwangdedayanjingmingmeiyoushen，haoxianghuishuohua，qiongbigaoting，zhuchunxingganhongrun，rangrenkanyiyanjiunanyiwangji。
tashencaigaotiaoxinggan，yishuangdazhangtuibizhihunyuan，pifubusuanbaixititou，faneryoudianxiaomaise，chuanzheyishenganjingzhengjiedejingfu，touzhejifensashuangyingzideqizhi。
zheigewenti，tayijingwenlezhongmoershibian，haikanlezhibohuifang，queyijiumanliandelingluan。
zheimeyigeruobujinfeng，saoshounongzi，huazhenongzhuangdexiaoxianrou，yiquanbachidaodaituhechemenyiqidafei。
qingnijiwoyigexiangxindeliyou！！！！
zhongmokanzhemianqianzheiweisashuangyingzi，manlianwenhaodepiaoliangjinghua，yetongyangwuyu！
这也不能怪他！
xitongzhijielaileyigeliliang+200，haimeishiying，jiuyaomianlinbeigadeweixianjumian。
zijiyiquanmeibachidaodaitudenaojiangdachulai，yijingshixietianxiedi！
“zixin，jingguorenlianshibie，zheigechidaodaitu75%shibjitongjifanwangguokang！”
yimingxingjingnachusuishenxiedaidejingyongshouji，duichidaodaitujinxingrenlianshibie，ranhoudashenghuidadao。
“75%？renlianshibiedegailvyouzheimedima？”
yezixinzhoulezhoudaimei，mingxianyouxiebuleyi。
neimingxingjingzhilezhichidaodaituneizhanglian，yiliandebengkui。
“zixin，bizitale，manzuiyameile，zhengzhanglianxiangbeichuizizaguo，naerhaiyoubandianrenyang？”
“75%degailvyijinghenbucuole！”
yezixindaoxileyikoulengqi，yilianjinghaidekanzhezhongmo。
“niyiqianlianguoquanji？”
“没有！”
“neiniliqizenmehuizheimeda？”
“guji，shiwozaoshangchiguo，bocai，ba？”
“菠菜？”
yezixinzuijiaohenhendechoulejixia。
你看我像弱智吗？
keshizhibojianchedifeitengle。
“zhonggeshuotachilebocai，woxiaopenle。（huaji）”
“xianzailianxingjinghetejingdouchudongle，zongbushijubenba？gangcaisheishuojubenle？ganjinguolaiguizheditourencuo，xiaoxinzhonggeyiquandalannidegoutou！（goutou）”
“nagediaodadejieshiyixia，zhonggezheiyiquanweiliyouduoda？xiaoxiaodewozenmeganjueyouxiesesefadou？”
“woshiyimingquanjijiaolian，xiangputongquanjishouyiquandayueshi100qiankedao200qianke，dingjiquanjishoushi200qiankedao230qianke，yejiushi400jindao460jin，xiangzhongmogangcaineiyiquan，wogujizuishao500jin！”
“yiquanwubaijin，bizhiyequanjishouhaiyaomeng，zheitamiaodeshixiaoxianrou？”
“aileaile，youyanzhi，youshencai，youliliang，zheiyangdeaidoubufenfenshei？xiantianliangxia！”
“loushangdexianbakoushuicayica，nizheigeliliangshizhengjingdeliliangma？haiyou，wubaijindechongjili，yangchangxiaodaomiaobiangaosugonglu，niqueding？”
“wozhiganjueyilianchuanchegulucongwolianshangyaguo！”
“congxianzaiqi，wojiushimofen，sheiganshuotashifeiwuxiaoxianrou，wojiuyongxiaoquanquanchuita！“
“墨粉+1！”
“mofen+10086！”
……
zhongmoshuyuzhengdangfangwei，danshigaizoudeliuchenghaishiyaozou。
zhiyutahaimeiwanchengderenwu，zeyoulingwaiyimingxingjingbangmangwancheng！
“姓名？”
“钟墨！”
“性别？”
“男！”
“职业？”
“jialiyulegongside，yimingqianyueyiren！”
……
zhongmozuowanbilu，congbangongshichulaiyijingzhongwushiyidianduo。
taxianquleyitangxishoujian，kanzhejingzilideziji，houhoudefendi，jiemaogenbuhuazheyitiaodandandeyanxian，zuishanghaimozheyicenghongyinyindekouhong，shigeshouzhijiagaishangdoutuzhefennendezhijiayou，lianggeerduodoudazheblingblingdeerding。
niangliniangqi，yaoliyaoqi，guiliguiqi！
zhongmozijikanzhedouyaotule！
全部去掉！
congjintianqi，zuoyigerenjianrenai，huajianhuakai，meinvjianleleiduanyaode——xiaoxianrou！
“ding，yiquandadedaitudiemadouburenshi。jianglisuzhuliliang+5，baiyinbaoxiangyige！”
huran，naohaizhongchuanlaixitongdetishiyin！
zhongmogandaoliliangyouzengzhangleyixie，haoxiangzhaoaotumanganyijia！
“zhongge，gangcaiwo……”
zhongmocongxishoujianchulai，shexiangshixiaogexukangbianhongzhelian，zhizhiwuwudao。
gangcaizhongmoyudaochidaodaitu，taquezuozaidishangheshale。
tayijingxiangdaozijijiexialaidemingyun！
红烧，清蒸，碳烤！
三选一！
zhongmoshaoweiwanxiayao，chaozheshexiangjizhenglileyixiatoufa，haizuoleyigediaopideguilian。
“xuge，gangcaiwoyiquandafeidaitudehuamian，paixialaimeiyou？shibushitaikula？”
“taikula，shuiyoudoushuozhonggenishiyyds！”
“bucuo，kanzaixugebawopaidezheimeshuaidefenshang，zheicijiusuanle！”
“多谢钟哥！”
xukangyanjingweihong，yilianganjidedianlediantou。
yezixinzhenghaochaozhezheibianzoulai，kandaoxiezhuangyihoudezhongmo，weizheng，yanjingdouranyiliang。
xielezhuangdezhongmomeileniangqi，duolejifenyinglangheyingqi，yizhangshuailianlengjiaofenming，jianmeixingmu，yijizuijiaoneiruoyouruowudexiexiao，jirenyizhongpishuaipishuaideganjue。
zheigenanrenhaoyoumeili，haoman！
“叶警官！”
zhongmozoudaojinqian，taiqiyoushou，zaitalianqianqingqinghuangleliangxia。
“啊，好帅！”
yezixinshunkoujiaodao，ranhouxiaolian“teng！”deyixiahongle，lianerkuodoushifennenfennende。
talianmangbacheyaochirengjizhongmo，haihetawolewoshou，lianshangfuxianchuyimokaixindexiaorong。
“zhongmo，zheishinidecheyaochi，chemenwoyijingzhaorenxiuhao，youxiangyejiamanle！！”
“genjuwomenzaisanqueren，gangcaizhunbeiduinixingxiongdechidaodaitudequeshibjitongjifanwangguokang。”
“tacengjingfanxiaqiangjie，sharen，shangrensanxiangzuiming，keyishuoshizuidaeji，renshengongfen。”
“nizheicibangwomenzhuozhuwangguokang，womenjingshuduinibiaoshiyouzhongdeganxie，erqiewomenhaihuixiangnibanfajianyiyongweijiangzhuangyijiwuwankuaideshangjin，bingqiehuijinkuailuoshi！”
“haiyouwuwankuaideshangjin？”
zhongmoduiyudaitudeshenfenbingbuhaoqi，zhishimeixiangdaohaiyoujiangshang。
zheisuanbusuanyiwaizhicaini？
好鸡冻！！！
“womenguojiaduizheixietongjifandoufabulexuanshangling，ziranyoushangjin！”
yezixinrenbuzhuxiaoleqilai。
直播间！
“wolegequ，zhonggesongwushixiangfangbianmianhaoxiangcaizhuanwushiba？zhuayigebjitongjifanwuwan！”
“kaijukuangzhuanwuwankuai，qitacansaizheni？youmeiyouzhonggedeyigelingtou？zheicizhonggejueduitangying！”
“nimentingdaopiaoliangjinghuashuodemeiyou？neigeshibjitongjifan，qiangjiesharen，xiongcanzhiji，zhonggezheishiweiminchuhai，tuotuodezhengnengliang，yyds！”
“zheigejinghuahaopiaoliang，zheishuangdazhangtui，gouwowanyiniande！”
“jinghuajiejiehaopiaoliang，woxiangquguolaidanglaopo！”
“gouzeizhongmo，fangkaijinghuajiejie，rangwolai！”
……
zhongmogangzouchujingshu，shoujibianxiangleqilai。
tamochulaiyikan，lele。
竟然是白露的信息！