第1章 意外之财

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zheiqianwoshimeigandongyifen,yitiandegongzuoyedoushixinbuzaiyan。

dangtianxiabandeshihou,wojilaobanqinglejia,shuomingtianyoushierlaibule。

wohezherebuqiwohaiduobuqima?

woshizhenhaipamingtianyizaolaigongzuo,zhuozishangfangzheyitayiwankuai,neigaizenmeban。

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naqishoujiyikan,faxianshitongshixiaoliudalaidedianhua。

“chenang,chushierle!”dianhuayitong,neitoujiuchuanlailetongshixiaoliujicudeshengyin。

“liuge,zale?zanshoulidedanzigaibuhuiyoubeijiehuleba?”woyiweishigongzuoshangdeshier。

“bushi!sirenle!gongsisirenle!”

“sirenle?shei?!”yitingzheigehua,wolimazuozhileshenzi。

“shi……shibaojiezhengayi,jiusizaigongsidecesuoli!”

zhengayiworenshi,liushiduodelaotaitai,jialitiaojianbutaihao,pingshifuzedasaogongsideweisheng,yicilaibutiejiayong。

“haoduanduande,zajiusizaicesuolile?xinzangbingtufa?”zhengayiyouxinzangbingzheigeshier,gongsisuoyourendouzhidaode,tadekoudaili,bibeidejiushisuxiaojiuxinwan。

“bushixinzangbing,sideguailie!erqie……erqiegennihaoxiangyouguanxi!”

“genwoyouguanxi?wojintiandoumeishangban,genwoyougemaodeguanxia!”woyouxiebufendao。

“nidonggeqiu!zhengayiyizaodasaoweishengdeshihou,zainidebangongzhuoshangnaleshenmedongxi,xingfendediaotoujiupao。meijifenzhong,jiubeifaxiansizaicesuolile。”

“yaoshiwomeicaicuo,tacongnibangongzhuoshangnazoude,yinggaishiyitabaiyuandachao,jiubeitasisidezuanzaihuaili!”xiaoliuyadishengyindao。