第五章看戏
“jixianshengguoranlihai！”
王玉山爽朗笑道。
“buguomingtianwanshangdejiuhui，wangfujuzhangkeyaohaohaobawoa！”
jitianyundanfengqingdishuodao，querangwangyushangengjiazhenjing。
mingtianwanshang，shitashangsizhengjuzhangdetuixiuwanyan，shenweixiashudetadangranbunengtuici。
ertayexiangzhechenzhezheigejihuinaxiaxiayijiejuzhangdezhiwei。
“jixiansheng，ninengbangwozheigemangma？”
wangyushandebiaoqingfenwaijinzhang。
gangcaitahaidanxinniuguangyuankouzhongdeshensuanzibuguoshigejianghupianzi，buguojijuhuaxialai，tayijingbeijitianzhefule。
kanzhejitianchenmobuyu，wangyushanlianmangshuodao：“zhiyaojixianshengnengbangwo，haochushaobuleninde！”
jitiandingzheduifangdeyanjing，duqulewangyushandequanbuxinxi，suihoubujinbumandishuodao：“juwosuozhi，zhengjuzhangyougebudadesunzi。”
“mingtianwanyanzhiqian，7dian23fen，wangfujuzhangzhixuyaozaizhengjuzhangjiadedamenkoudengzhe。”
“zhengjuzhangdesunzizaimenkouwanshuadeshihou，huibeixiaojiaochezhuangdao，wangfujuzhangwanquankeyichushoujiuxialai，houmiandeshiqingbujiujiandanlema？”
jitianshuowandunledun，suihoubuchongdao：“buguodongzuoyaokuai，erqiewangfujukenenghuishoudiankutou。”
tingzhejitiandehua，wangyushanxianrulechensi。
zhiqianduifangsuoshuodeshiqing，zhiyaoshaoweiyongdianxinsi，dounenggouchadao。
danshixianzaishuode，keshimingtiancainengfashengdeshiqing。
tahaishiyouxiebuganxiangxin。
“wobupa，zhiyaonenggoushengrenzhengjuzhang，chidiankutousuanshenme！”
wangyushanyaoleyaoya，juedinganzhaojitiandehuaqushishi。
wanyishizhende，zijishengrenzhengjuzhangzheijianshihaibushibanshangdingding！
jitiandianlediantou，ziguzidiheqilaijiu。
“kanjixianshengzheimenianqing，yinggaimeiyounvpengyouba？”
wangyushanshuozhekanxiangyipangdeniuguangyuan。
tabamingtianshiqingxianfangzaiduzili，jintianlaiyishiweilejianshijianshiniuguangyuanshuodeshibushizhende，lingyifangmianshiyaoganxieshangciniuguangyuandejiumingzhien。
“juwosuozhi，haoxiangmeiyou？”
niuguangyuanyebuganzhishuo，zhishishitanzhekanzhejitianshuodao。
“怎么了？”
jitianfanwendao，meiyouzhijiehuida。
“嘿嘿……”
wangyushanzhishixiaoxiao，suihouqishenzouchulebaojian。
piankezhihou，tabianzhehui，shenhouhaiwulaladigenzheyiqunren。
“geweidaye，zheilidoushiwomenjiubazuihaodixiaomei，nimensuibiantiao！”
weishouyiweinongzhuangyanmodenvrenchanmeixiaodao，suihouzhaohuzheshilaigenianqingnvhaizhanzaisanrendemianqian。
“xingle，buyongtiaole，douliuxialai！”
王玉山突然说道。
“e……wangzong，nishishuozheixieguniangnindouyaole？”
laobaozilianshangdebiaoqingdunshininggule。
“buxingma？meikanwomenzheiliyousangeren？”
wangyushanmiansebushandishuodao。
laobaoziwenyanyepingjingxialai，bijingzaizheizhongyulonghunzadedifang，tashenmechangmianmeijianguo。
erjitianzaiyipangchenmobuyu，yemeiyouzulandeyisi。
jiranniuguangyuanchadaolexiansuo，shuobudingzheiyangbashiqingnaodayidian，nenggoubaneigerendiaochulaiyeshuobuding。
dengdaolaobaozilikaihou，zheixiexiaomeibiankaishiweizhesangerensihouqilai。
daojiudidaojiu、dianyandedianyan、**de**。
zhaobudaoshiqingzuode，gancuizuozaitamendedatuishangjiangzhehunduanzi。
jitianconglaimeiyoulaiguozheizhongchangsuo，danshicishidetabudebugantan，weishenmeyouqiandegongzigedouxihuanlaizheizhongdifang。
zheizhongshenxiandaiyu，sheibuxiangyaoni？
“shuaige，wogenniheyibei！”
yiweiyizhebaoludenvhaizuozaijitiandehuaili，jiaoshengshuodao。
wendaoduifangshenshangcibidexiangshuiwei，jitianmingxianhenbushiying。
danshiweiledachengmude，tahaishixuezheiyangzi，heduifanghelejibei。
zheishihou，baoxiangwaimianquexiangqileyizhennaohonghongdezhengchaosheng。
“什么情况！”
wangyushanlianseyichen，youxiebushuang。
shuozhetabiantuikaishenshangdexiaomei，dabuzoudaomenkou，dakaimenxiangwaiwangqu。
xianqiandelaobaozizhengzhanzaimenkou，ertademianqianquezhanzheyiweinuqichongchongdeqingnian。
“xiaomeidoubeitamentiaozoule，nihaixiangbuxiangzuoshengyile！”
青年指着包间吼道。
“zhouxiansheng，womenhaiyoubiedeguniangni，ninxianhuiqu，wozheijiujinindaiguoqu。”
laobaoziyilianduixiaodishuodao。
“gundan！wojintianjiuyaoshanshanpeiwo，sheidoubuxing！burannimenbiexiangkaixiaqule！”
xiaoqingniandashouyihui，jiuyaochuangjinlai。
jitianzhuantoukanguoqu，shunjiandiaochuletadequanbuxinxi。
姓名：周志武
性别：男
年龄：23
shengzunian：1997—2062（chakan/bianji）
jinriyunshi：50（chakan/bianji）
beizhu：shenxu、tiruo（chakan/bianji）
kandaozheili，jitian“puchi”yixiao。
buguodiankaitadeshengzunianxinxishi，quelengzhule。
zheirenbujiushizhiqianqiangzouzijinvpengyoudeneigejiahuoma！
jizijidailelvmaozibushuo，xianzaihairangzijibeixianhai，jitianyishijianyaoyaqiechi。
“周公子~”
mingjiaoshanshandenvhaicishizoudaomenkou，diashengshuodao：“jintianrenjiabeizheijiweidayexuanzoule，meibanfapeinile~”
“woguantashishei，zaizheigedifangwoshuolesuan！”
“ganjinrangtamengundan，fouzebieguaiwozalekaixuanjiuba！”
zhouzhiwuxiangbaojianneikanleyiyan，mianlubuxiezhise。
“woshuoniyaojianggexianlaihoudaoba？”
wangyushanmeitouningdaoyiqi，xianranshirenbuzhule。
suirantayoudianfubai，danhaodaiyeshishouguogaodengjiaoyuderen，fangzaipingchang，tagenbenbuxiehezheizhongmeisuyangderendouzui。
jintianhualezheimeduoqian，haibushiweilezijishengrendeshi，suoyicaixiangzhezhaodaiyixiajitian。
danshiniuguangyuankebushishancha，zuijindeshiqingkeshibieleyiduzihuo。
ta“cheng”deyixiacongshafashangzhanqilai，qitengtengdimadao：“nalilaidexiaobiesan，jilaozigun！”
“**rangsheigunni，zhibuzhidaolaozishishei！”
zhouzhiwumingxianbeijinule，buganshiruodihuiyingdao。
ercishidijitianrengshizuozaishafashang，yijuhuayebushuo。
turantalingjiyidong，diankaizhouzhiwudexinxi，suihouxiugailezhiguanzhongyaodeyitiao。
“嘿嘿……”
jitianqingbuzijindixiaochushenglai，suihouduiniuguangyuanhewangyushanshuodao：“niuzhuren，wangfuju，jiranrenjiafeiyaozheiyang，neijiurangshanshanpeitaquba。”