dongbei，shaokaoshisuoyouyeshenghuobibukeshaodexiangmuzhiyi。
ruguoshuonalideshaokaozaidongbeichuleibacui，neibiranshijinzhoushaokao，shizhenggeshengneizuishouhuanyingdeshaokao，meiyouzhiyi。
yitiansandunxiaoshaokaoyejueduibushikonghua
nihongdengxia，wulundajiexiaoxiang，wuliwuwaibaifanggeshigeyangdexiaozhuozi，yiduiduinannannvnvzuozailubiantanshuoxiaozhe，yanranchengleyidaojinglidefengjingxian。
laobanniangcaozheyikouliulidejinzhoukouyin，suiranshijujuzhiyikouwen，buguoreqingdequeranghenduogukexinshenghaogan。
zhengsuoweitielingrenyongyoushijie，jinzhourenzhiyishijie，jinzhourendekaochuanqueburongzhiyi，weidaojueduifeichangnaisi。
weiyutiexiqudeyitiaoxiaolushang，yiduijunnanjingnvzuozaishaokaodianwai，zhuozishangfangzheqibapingpijiu。
ruyandadihenmingxianhedeyoudianduo，baixidexiaolianhongpupude，kanderangrenyouyizhongyaoyikoudechongdong。
ersijiuzemiansegangadezuozaiduimian。
ziconglianggerencoudaoyiqihou，liuruyandezuijiumeitingguo，wuniandeyuanqizhongyuzaizheiyikededaodebaofa。
xianshijianglianggerenxiaoshihoudeshiqingzhongtiyibian，ranhoumasijiuzhongseqingyou，zuihoujiulianzhuangchedeshiqingdoubeitalinlechulai。
“xiaosijiu，wogaosuni，zheishizuihouyici，yihounizaiganbalaoniangrengxia，laoniangjiuyijiaobanidedanchuaisui。”
liuruyandalegebaoge，miandaishaqidedingzhesijiu**pieleyiyan。
sijiuzhijuede**yiliang，xiayishijiajinshuangtui
weishenmebierenzhongsheng，shenpangdouhuiyougeshengyintianmeiwenroudafanghaianlianzijideqingmeizhuma，erzijishenbianquezhishengxiazheimegebaoliqingxiangdehanhan。
“nifangxinba，yihouzuoxiongdi，zaixinzhong”
sijiupailepaixiongkoubaozheng。
“这还差不多”
jiuzailianggerenliaodejinxingdeshihou，pangbiandecanzhuoshangyizhiguazheyinseshouliandexiaoshoutoutouanxialekuaimenjian。
yiyuanbingfangnei，jianghaonankanzheyuxian“mai”huidefancai，xianxiebeixingfuzayun，tabusha，fandianlimaidaodefancaihezijizuodeyouhendadequbie。
nanguaiyuxianqulezheimejiu，zheinalishitamaidefancai，fenmingshitaqinshouzuodea。
tajueding，jibianzheixiecaizainanchi，tayehuiquanbuchiguang。
kanzhexiaozhuozishangmanmanbaifangdefancai，taganjuegewaidexingfu。
cishicike，tazuixiangzhanzaisijiumianqiandashengchaofengta，rangtakankantadelaopozhengzaizhaoguziji，bingqiehaihuijizijizuofan，kongpasijiuneijiahuodaoxianzaiyemeichiguoyuxianzuodefancaiba。
这个死舔狗！
zaitaxindi，neigeqiong**sigenbenpeibushangyuxian，zhiyouzijicaishiyuxiandezhenmingtianzi。
ruguocishisijiuzaizheili，kendingjuedezheixiefancaitebiedeyanshu，yinweizheixiejiushitawanshangzuode，limianjiamanlekejiyuhenhuo。
yuxianlianshangguamanlexiaoyi，benshenjiujiejiandetaxiangqilejialihaiyousijiujintianzuohaodefancai，ruguobuchidehua，kendinghuilangfeide。
yushitajiufeichangqinkuaidekaichehuijiaquleyitang，zhibuguozaijializhikandaoyizhuozifancai，bingmeiyoukandaosijiuqunalile。
buguozheixiedoubuzhongyao，jianghaonanhaizaiezheduzi，binghaozhongyao。
jianghaonannaqikuaizi，tiaoleyigezuidakuaideguobaorou，yikoufangzaizuili。
suijiganjueweidaobudui，neiweidaozenmexingrongni，benlaiyinggaisuantiankouweideguobaorou，xianzaizhishengxiasuanle，zhenbuzhidaozheinvrendaodidaoleduoshaodecu。
qiangyaxiajijiangbiandezhengningdebiaoqing，zhenghaokandaomanlianqidaikanzhetadeyuxian。
pinle，zheishiyuxiandiyicizuofanjizijichi，shuoshenmeyeyaochiwan。
xiangdaozheili，tayounaqilemifan，juedingchixiemifanlaidanhuayixiakouzhongdesuanweier。
mifangangdaozuili，jianghaonandeliansebiandegengjianankan。
yuanbenyinggaizhishengxiaqingxiangweidemifan，sihubeihaishuipaoguoyiban，xiandetahenbudeyikoutuchulaipendaoyuxianlianshang。
“zenmele？buhaochima？”
余弦皱眉
“咕嘟”
jianghaonanqiangyanxiazheikoumifan，liandoukuailvle，buguobijingshiyuxiandeyifanhaoyi，suirannanchi，danyebunengshangdaota，buranhaizenmejixuxiamiandebiaobaile？
“好吃~”
muguangsaoshizangzhemeiguidechuangbian，chengbaizaiciyiju，pinle。
yuxiantingdaochengzan，zuichunshangyang，xihuanchijiuhao。
“duochiyidian，meirenheniqiang。”
lianchilejidakou，jianghaonanyizhanglianbianchenglekuguase，jielianjicitadouxianxietuchulai，keweilejiexialaidebiaobai，tahaishiqiangchengzhexiaorongchilexiaqu。
“yaobuyaojisijiudabaodaidian，tahaimeiyouchiguoniba。”
jianghaonanmaosihaoyi，shijishangshidasuanjiangsijiuyelaxiashui。
“buyongle，bujitachi，zheishijinide。”
“嗯~”
“不给他吃~”
shenghuobaibanziwei，nanchiyeyaoxiaodui
zheizhongbihaishuihaixiandemifan，jianghaonanlengshichilezhengzhengyidawan。
tajuedingcongjinyihougaobiemifan。
fanshichihaole，kebuzhidaoweishenme，duziquekaishigugujiaoleqilai。
jianghaonanxindianma，gaibuhuishichihuaiduzileba。
buxing，jintianshuoshenmeyeyaobiaobaichenggong，nandejintianjiandaomeigui，cishibubiaobaigengdaiheshi。
yuxianfeichanglisuodejiangfanzhuoshoushihao，jianghaonanyejiangmeiguitoutousaijinbeizili。
万事俱备！
taqiangrenzheyixieqianlidechongdong，yijingzhunbeihaolezheiciyouweidaodebiaobai。
“余弦，我……”
jiuzaizheishi，yilianchuandexiaoxitishiyinjielianxiangqi。
yuxiannaqishouji，faxianshiguimiqunlimianfaguolaide。
qizhonghaojigerendouzai@ta。
tayihuodenaqishoujizuzushijizhangzhaopianyingruyanlian。
doushisijiuheyigehenpiaoliangdenvshengmianduimianzuozaishaokaotanqianyoushuoyouxiaodehuamian。
【@yuxian：baobeinikankannijiaxiaotiangouzaihebiedenvhaiziyuehuiyou】
【@yuxian：nijiaxiaotiangouyaobianchengbierenjiadetiangoule】
【@yuxian：baobei，nifawo888，wojintianpinlelaomingwobangnichaisantaliang。】
下面还配了一个位置
【yaobuyaoguolaiheyibei？】
zheijigedoushitadaxuedeshiyoujianguimi，jigerenkouwuzhelan，daoshishenmehuadoushuo。
yuxianmianwubiaoqingdejiangmeizhangtupiandakai，meiyizhangdoufangdakangezixi。
tupianlisijiuxiaodeneimekaixin，zheizhongxiaoronghetazaijialimianduizijidexiaorongwanquanbutong，zheishifazifeifudexiaorong，fangfoxianzaidesijiucaishitaziji。
“wangbadan，yidianyebulaoshi！”
yuxianfangxiashouji，buguanzenmeshuo，taxianzaiyeshisijiumingyishangdelaopo。
suiranshuangbiao，dantajiushizheimexiangde
“wohaiyoudianshi，mingtianwozaiguolai。”
“等等，我还……”
jianghaonanhaixiangshuoshenme，lianmangqishenyaolan
keshentiquechengshoubuzhule，niudongdeshentirangtazaiyebakongbuzhufamen，zhenggefangjianlichuanchuyilianchuanjiguanqiangsaosheshengyijinanyiyangaidechouwei。
“护士~”
“噗呲噗呲~”
“护士~”
“噼里啪啦~”
fangjianlichuanlaijianghaonanjuewangdenahan。
yuxianqueyijinglaidaoletaneitaigaoerfucheshang，zhongzhongdeguanshangchemenhou，yijiaoyoumenxiaqu，chezishiliyiyuan。