第1章 穿书

lingchenyidian,liyumozheqiangcongyechangpachu,jiaobuxufu,yibusanhuang。

“e,beicuideshechu!kubidegongjuren!mde,jintianzhongyujieshule!”

liyujiuqichongtian,yeyuanmenchongtian!

yigebaofeibailaiwandejiangongxian,tagenleyigeduoyue,duifangcaidayingjinwanxiangtantiaokuan,yuezaiquanshizuiguidebaoxiang。

“lai!mde,jiejineryaoshibuhesini,jieyongpgujinihuagewuguiwangbadan!lai,jiwoganle!”

weilenaxiazheizhangdan,pingshizuiduozhinengzhanzhanpijiudeta,jinwanheleliangjinduobaijiu,jishipingpijiu。

huochuquyiban,zuilejiutu,tulejixuhe。zongzhi,zhengqianbishentizhongyao,tayagenmeibazheijuwaizaihaisuannianqing,qishineilifuxiulaohuadeshentidanghuishierle!

tayebulineigedabanyedaizhemojing,nianjiqingqing,yikoulaohuangyadeguangdongdalaosajiao:

“jingmeizi,yaoxiwendiandela,wohuobuleneimeduodela。”

rangliyumeiyouxiangdaodeshi,liangpingpijiu,jiashangbudaobanjinbaijiu,huangyaguozhenjiudaole。

lingwaideyinanyinvjianzhuang,nalifuqi,youlazhetahe,shiyaohechugegaodilai。

talaijiubuju,bazheilianghuoyouhepale,chenzhecancundebansiqingxing,mopachulai

meidexuan,jialifuzhaizheimeduo。

liyutouyunnaozhang,jiaobuliangqiang,jiuqipinpinzaihoulong“ouou”jiao,yilujiaoxiaojian,buzhibujuejiuzoudaoleshizilukou,tadexiaodianlvtingzaiqianmianyijia24xiaoshiyingyedechaoshimenkou。

zheijiayechangjingrantingcheshoufei,tashebudenei20yuan,suoyizhihaobachetingzheibian。

“ou……”beifengyichui,liyuyoutule,tagongzheshen,pazailukoudeshidunpang。

turan,yiliangfeichierguodecheziceshenzhuanglai。

jinjiezhe,roushenchenmenmendezhuangjisheng,shentizhongzhongpaoluohenhendezadisheng,zhoubianyizhengengshenyizhendejianjiaosheng,shengshengruer。

liyuyanqianyihei,jiuxianruhunmi。

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liyuzhengkaiyanjingshi,faxianzijimeiyousi。

这里是天堂吗?

liyudongledong,shentimeiyouyiyang,wushangwutong,zhenghaohaodetangzaiyizhangxiaochuangshang,chuangzhouguazhepiaoliangdechuangsha。

liaokaichuangshayikan,shiyijianbijiaoxiaodanchuangmingjijingdenvshengsushe。

tingdaodongjing,duimiantongyangdexiapujikezuanchuyigepiaoliangdenvhai。tayongshouwuzhudaheqiandezui,yibiangentashuo:

“kuaila,kuaiqilai。jinerdiyijieshimiejueshitaideke,jueduidianming。biechidaohe。”

灭绝师太?

点名?

这,这是在大学?

liyuyixiazhenglengle,yuandengshuangyan,buganzhixin。

suihou,taditoukandaoziji,shenlanniuziku,shenhuiyuanlingt,cengcengzhifangcongkutouliuxie,kuandadehuitgenbenzhaobuzhu,tuotuodetufeiyuan!

xiayishide,youshenshouqumolian,manshoudemosha,aotubupinggan,gujishichoubaole!

liyumengbi,zhengxiangzaiququerendianshenme

naodaimengdeyizhenchoutong,fangfoyigudianbozhilei,qianrudanao。

嗒滴,嗒滴滴。

tatingdaoyigedianzijixieyinchuanlai:“gongxisuzhuchuanshuchenggong,woshinidexitongbbhao。”

穿书?

系统?

aowu,zhei,zhei,zheishichuandaoshulile?!

等等,穿到哪本书?

liyukehuduo,yewuliangda,chexian,shouxian,tuantixian,xueshengxian,dengdeng,meitiandouyoumubiaokehuxuyaobaifang。kouzhaoshijianhou,yejihuatielu,renpingtamabutingtijiaobuzhandi,meitianyongguangchengdunkoushui,riritumokouqiangkuiyangsan,duoshiwuyonggong。

tadekehuyoupianpianaizhanta,qukangefangzizhaota,qumaikuaicizhuanzhaota,daihaizihuwaiqinzihuodongyezhaota。meicitadoudajixuesideyingyaoerqu,danmeicirangjijialimaizhangyiwaika,jiaichetigaodisanzhebaozhang,zheibangzuizhongshidelaokehujiushanshuoqici,zuihoubulelezhi。

zhangciyiwang,tajuedehenlei,leidemaziji,shenzhiyexiangchouziji,henzijidewonang。

danshi,dangtayihuidaojia,kandaogangzhujinbumanliangniandepiaoliangxinfang,kandaofumufengshuangdelianshangzheyanbuzhuxiaoxiaodemanzu,tajiuyoubuganlei,yebuxiangmazijile。

xiandaishehuixiaoqianxunledefangshi,keyishuoguangguailuliwuhuabamen,lingrenmubuxiajielebusishu。

danshiliyujuede,tamendouyaohuaqian,liyushebude。

kanxiaoshuo,shitajuedezuihuasuanzuishengqiandeyulehuodong。

takanguohenduoxiaoshuo,yecongxiaoshuozhongdedaoguohenduoshifanghepaijie。

qizhong,kandezuiduodeshichuanshuhechuanyuexiaoshuo,duiyuchuanshuxiaoshuozhongdetaolu,dangranbumosheng。

takanguochuanshuxiaoshuodeneirongzhong,zhujiaodoushiyinweigezhonggeyangdeyuanyinsihou,linghunjinrulingyigeweimian,fuzaishuzhongrenwushenshangjixushengcunhuodong。

suoyicike,duiyuchuanshubenshen,liyubingbujuededuomekongbubukexiangxiang。

tazaiquerenchuanshudeyishunjianhou,nanguoleqilai:

“wosile?zenmenengjiuzheimesilena?”

nanguozhihou,youjiezhejiqilai:

“wobamani?tamenzenmeban?fangziyaoshiduangonghuibeiyinxingshouzoude。”

zheishi,xitongzainaozhonghuiying:

“fangxin,nizhisileyiban,haiyoujihui。”

“shayisi?meitingdong!”

“nizaiyuanlaideshijiebeichezhuangchenglezhiwuren。ruguonizaizheigekongjianwanchengrenwu,jiukeyichuanhuizijideshentihuodezaisheng。ruguowanbuchengrenwu,neijushentijiuhuizhenzhengsiwang,yaoshiwuling。”

死?

绝不!

helegebansi,douchuanshule,huangyadalaohetuole,danzijiukuaiyaodaoshoule。

zhushuledeyazi,sheihuiganxinrangtafeidaobierendewanli?

fangzixielebamademingzi,fangdaiyoutafuze,haiyaogongshisannian。

zheishitamuqiannengjibamazuidadekuaile,tamenlaoleibanshenghaimeilaidejibaoda。

liyudaxuebiyehou,momowanminggongzuo,qinkenjieyue,jihumeiyoukaolvguogerenderenheshi。

zheixienianhuodeyequeshihenpingfanmeiyouliangdian,danshi,renshenggaijindezeren,tadekang,suoyi,tabixuhuiqu。

dingdingshen,huchuyikouqi,liyuwen:“woxuyaowanchengshenmerenwu?”

“nixianzaichuanshudexiaoshuo,jiaozuo《wozaindaweixiaohuamaiming》。nidejiaoseshilimiantongmingedupaohui。niderenwushi,genjuxitongxiadaderenwu,xianshiwancheng,haiyaonixichengweizuiqiangpaohui,gaodingzhujiaodesanjiaolian,nijiukeyituolizheigeweimianhuidaonideshijie。”

“zuiqiangpaohui?zenmepanding?”

“zheigeyouxitongyuanbendeshezhipanding,wodequanxianbeisuosi,wufaganyu。”

“xing!bajuqingchuanguolai。”