kanlexitongchuanshudejuqingdagang，liyuhenshiwang：
zheigenbenbushizijikanguodexiaoshuo，yidianyebushuxi，duigushijiezouyijirenwujinjie，meiyoubanfayujian，gengbunengxiugai。
要命的是：
yiqiezhinengtingmingxitong，feichangbeidong。
还特别无语的是：
ruguoyouqiaoduanshezhi，tadexiangxijuqing，xitongzhihuitiqianyitianchuansong，buguannidelijiechengdu，xiaohuanengli，fenxipanduandengdeng。
xitongjideshijuqing，ernijiexiadejiushi，naojinjizhuanwan，wandeshixintiaowuxianjiasu。
“neibixudeshinimeikanguobulejiede。yaoquebaoniwanquanmeiyouzuobidekeneng。”xitongaomanchuanyin。
xinggesuiranshanliang，danpiqiyoudianjideliyu，henxiangktayidun。
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genjudagangtishi，zheigesanjiaoliandezhujiao，fenbieshinanzhu，nvzhu，fanpai。
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nanzhulianyu，xiaocao，xueba，shengao181，junlangwupi，youyajingui。tarujinyiyoulezijidekejigongsi，zhengzaiyunzuoshangshi，shilianshijituandejichengren，shilianjiadejiaoao，yeshindadejiaoao，zaindaniandayi。
keyishuo，zairenheyigedifang，lianyudoushiyigeshanxiayandecunzai，ndajinyibannvshengdoumomoxihuanta，chongbaita。
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nvzhushangyu，ndaxiaohua。
piaoliang，yazhi，congming，jianren。
danxianshaorenzhi，tashiyigepochanqianjin。shangfushenwangyibannian，liuxiayiduizhaiwu。
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fanpaijiaolinziwei，shengao185，24kchunfuheibazong。shiliyouduoxionghou，shouwanjiuyouduoyinhen。
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“heihei，zheizhenshiyouqule！”kandaozhujiaoziliao，liyudexinqingzheicaiyinzhuanqing，tongshiyizhibuzhumanmandehaoqi：buguanshangyu，lianyu，haishilinziwei，tamendoubushichangren，doushizijizaiyuanlaideshijiezhanbushangbianderenwu，zheitangchuanshuzhilv，xiangbihenqimiao！
zhiyuzijidejiaose，shishangyudetongxue，shiyou，guimi。
shenmedoupingyong，xiangmaopingyong，chengjipingyong，caihuapingyong，zhishangyepingyong。
pingyongdaoyebale，tahaitanlan，edu。zongzhi，hunshensanfazherouyankejian，quchongbanlingrenshengxiandepingyongzhie。
jiuzheimeyigejiaose，liannvpeidouzhanbushangbian，chunshuluodichenghedepaohui，yigezhuanmenweichengquannannvzhutanlianaierwushengxishengdegongjuren。
shenmegongjurenliyudaoshiwusuowei，tabenlaijiushi996shechu，gandejiushigongjurendehuoer。zaishangyishigan，hezaizheiyishigan，meishenmexinliluocha。
rangliyubutailijiedeshi：xiaohuajiusuanxuyaopaohuichentuohechengquan，haodaipeigekandeguoyandeya，zenmenengshizheimegehuose？
xiaoshuohoumian，jiujingmaileshenmedalei？
buguanruhe，liyuzheishiyijingduitongmingpaohuiqilezengezhixin。
zhishi，niantougangqi，naodaijiuyizhenyuntong，tingdaoxitongchuanyin：“fangui！suzhubudeziwoxianqi。”
额，这……
dangran，liyuyehenkuairenming，wen：“nei，zheigeliyuyoushenmeyoudianni？”
naodaiyouyizhenyuntongxilai，xitongchuanyin：“suzhuhaowudairugan，youfangui。”
danduiyuliyudetiwen，quebingbuhuida。
liyuyouwen：“ruguowogepile，huipandingrenwushibaima？”
“是的”！
liyuzhangtanyisheng，liangyanmangmang，renwujianju，daozuqiezhanghe！
liyuyongyuanbuzhidao，xitongyeyongyuanbukenenggaosutadeshi：
zhiyaowanchengxitongxiadade10cirenwuzhihou，xitongchengfadequanxianjiangbeiquxiao。
suizhesuzhuwanchengrenwudeleijizhizengjia，suzhujianghuiyuelaiyueqiangda，xitongdediwei，jiuyuelaiyuexiahua，youkenenglunluodaobeichaqiandedibu。
suoyige，chenzhehainengzhuangzhuangdage，chenzhehaiyoudianquanxian，wanwanbei。
系统恶趣味的笑了。
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shangyushuxiwanbi，huanhaoxiangjiataoqun，zhangfapijian，huaibaoshubao，kanzhefadaideliyuqingqingwendao：
“xiaoyu，budao10fenzhongjiuyaoshangkele。nizheibianhaolema？”
liyuyigejiling，mashanghuluanmolebalian，naqibeibao，genzaishangyushenhou，xixihahachuanguoxiaoyuanhuidaojiaoshi。
gangzuohao，jiujianshangyucongbaolinachuyihenai，yigequanmaimianbao，shuliandediguolai，wenyanxiyu：“miejuehaimeidao，ganjinchidian。”
liyushoulinaguohaidaizhewenredenai，wangzheshangyuneizhanghaowuxiacidelian，yibianshixianmuyibianyouxintoufanqiwenre：“tiana，youmeiyoushanliang。zhenbukuiweinvzhu。”
tongshi，xinliyeweipaohuinengyouzheiyangdeguimiananqingxing。
liyuxinsibaizhuan，yezaizhengfenduomiaohenaichimianbao。zheishi，caizheshangkelingsheng，yigegaodaqingjundenanshengzoulejinlai。
yishenneiliandegaoding，hunshensanfaqiangdayapodeqichang。
liyutingzhihenai，kanguoqu：
嚯，男主来了！
huo，zheijiushinanzhua，guoranyichuchangjiuzidaiguanghuan，jijiaoshidailaiyiwuzidexingguang。
liyuheiheiyixiao，xinliyipianqingming：
zuoweiyigepaohui，xinlibuganxiaoxiangnanzhu
zuowei996shechu，laofumeiyoushaonvmeng
zheishi，jiaoshilibushaorenqieqiesiyu，nvshengyanmaoxingguang，yishijian，zhenggejiaoshianliuyongdong。
“wa，lianyujintiantaishuaile。”
“tingshuotaxiawuyouqiusai，niyaoyiqima？”
“aiyo，bixudi！nalinengshenmeshibideshangwonanshenqiusaigengzhongyao？meiyou！”
lianyusihuxiyiweichang，duishenbiandeyilunzhiruowangwen。
maikaizhangtui，zouxiangjiaoshikongwuyirendezuihouyipai，ruruwurenzhidi。
yangqidelian，danmodeyanshen，yigushengrenwujindeqixi，lingpangbiananzixiaohuanxidenvsheng，qieqieditou。
shangyubudongshengsedekanleyiyan，bianxiangwangchangyiyangfankaishuben，zhuanxintouru。
liyucaixiangqi，nannvzhuzheigejieduan，caigangrenshi。lianggebiciyouxiuderen，cishihaitanbushangxiyin。
mingyundezhuanzhe，jiuzaibujiuhou。yizuoshanzhuangli，nannvzhu，fanpai，jiangshoucihuimian。