第一章

rutongwangchangyiyang,womenliangrenganggangzuodaocanzhuo。

wopopojiulikepobujidaidefanlegebaiyan,zhizheyizhuozidefancaimadao:“gangqichuangjiuzuoyizhuozidecai,jiushiwomenxiangxiadeshengkoudoumeiyouzheimenengchi,chengtianhaochilanzuo,woerziqulenizhenshidaomeiyou!”

zheixiehuafanlaifuqudewoyijingbuzhidaotingguoduoshaobianle,zaojiuyijingmianyile。

kuangqiezuotianpinglunqudejiemeidoutixingwole,tashiguyirangwoshengqi,haogaokuawodeshenti。

keshiwopianpianbuxiangrangtaruyuan,chizheshoushangdefancai,yanshendoubujitayige。

zhouchengziranshibuhuifangrentazheiyangshuowo,xiezheyanjingkanleyiyanta:

“nijiushuonichibuchiba。”

wopopolianseyibian,fanbo:“zuozheimeduowonengbuchima!zaishuoletashierxifu!sihouwozheigelaopopotianjingdiyi!”

zheihuashuodewozhixiangxiao,dangchushitazijitianzhegelianfeiyaolaiwomenjia。

meiqimingyuewogangshenglehaizishenzixuruo,talaijiwomenzuofandadianjiawu。

ranerlailehaimeiyoujigexiaoshijiuyuanxingbilule,budanduiwohengtiaobizishutiaoyan,haizongshizhaojihuizhizewo。

pangfowanglesheicaishizheigejiadenvzhuren。

wolaogongzhouchengduocigentagoutongwuguo,qideyezhixiangdongshou。

wogengshibeitashuodedoukuaiyaochanhouyiyule,tiantianzuozaijialitanqi。

wuyizhongwojiechudaoleduanshipin,benyishixiangfenxiangshenghuoqusanxinzhongdekumen。

jieguoyicipaishezhongpoporujingduiwoyinyangguaiqiyidunma,shipinlikebaohuo。

kanzhepinglunqugelujiemeifenfenweiwochumouhuace,

woxinliyizhenwennuan,zhidaozheishihouwocaihuifuleyixiejingli,juedingtingdajiaquangao。

治治这个老妖婆。