第二章

“chinijiubishangzuibietaotaole,yidazaoqilaibugouhuiqide!”

zhouchengehenhendidengletayiyan。

wopopobeitashuodelengleyixia,danhenkuaixiangdaozhouchengbunengzhendeduitazuoshenme。

likeyi**zuodaoledishang,paizhedatuikaishiyaohe:“aiyouwozheigemingzhenkua!wobanilachedaozheimedarangniquxifushenghaizi!niguoshanghaorizilejiuzheiyangduiwo!”

“youlexifuwangleniang!nizheigebaiyanlanga!wodeminghaokua!!”

zheishitadeguanyongzhaoshu,sapodagun。

meicizhiyaotayizheiyang,womenjiulikequfu,bijingbeilinjutingdaoshizaishidiuren。

kuangqiewonverganggangchushengmeiduojiu,yitingdaotaguikulanghaodeshengyinjiukaishiku。

当妈的自然心疼。

ranerjintian,woquebudasuanzaizongrongta。

wonaqizhuoshangdeshouji,erhuabushuojiudiankailejiazuqundeshipin。

haitiexindeduizhunlewopopodelian。

xiayimiao,wodagujingyadishengyinjiucongshoujilichuanlechulai:“aiyou!xifengnizheishigaonayichua!zenmehaizuodishangkaishichangxileni?”

cikesanbiaomeichaofengdekaikou:“ergu,qianjitiannibuhaifapengyouquanshuonibeiwosaoziqidegaoxueyagaoxuezhilema?wokanzhetinghaodea,shenglonghuohu,zainajiayiyuanjiuzhendea?shenyia!”

sanjiuyeshiheleyitiao,lianmangtaochutadelaohuajingdaishangcoujinzixikan:“erjienizheishiganshenme?zheimedanianjileyebuxiandiuren!ganjinqilai!wodoutinikechen!”

sanjiushitamenjigezhongweiyishangledaxuede,ziranyeshiyouxiewenhuaxiuyang。

cikekandaowopopozheigejiashijiumingbailetaxiangyaoganshenme,wunaideyaoyaotou。

wopopokanzhewodeshoujiyileng,meixiangdaowohuilaizheiyishou。

tayixiangyaomianzi,fengnianguojiejianwozheixiezhangbeidoushihenbudechuandexianghuakongqueyiyang,shoushangdaimandongxi。

weikongbierenbuzhidaotaguodehaoyiyang。

woneijigegugujiujiuzaojiuduitabumanle,zhaodaojihuikebudehaohaoxiaohuaxiaohuata。

tamanliantonghongdekanxiangwozheigeshizuoyongzhe,yaozheyajieshi:“meishi!wozheishifanhouqilaihuodonghuodong,xiaoyuniyezhenshide,jinigugutamendashipinyebugaosumayisheng,zheihaizijiuai***。”

qiaoqiao,zheishiyouxiangshuaiyiding***demaozidaowotoushang。

wolengxiao:“ma,fankeyiluanchihuabukeyiluanjiang,woshexiangtoudouyaoduinilianshanglezenmejiao***ni?zaishuole,wokannibiaoyandetingkaixina,zheizhongjiemuzenmenengburangqitazhangbeihaohaokankanni?”