第1章

听泉直播间。

“……biezaishuapolanzhiyele!”

“wozenmezhidaojinwanshangdoushixiepolana!”

“kaiboyigeduoxiaoshi,jingranyijianyiyandakaimendehuodoumeikandao,woyehenwunaia!”

zhaidiaoyanjingroulerouyanjing,tingquanyiliantouteng……

wangzhezhibojianlidepinglun,taxintaiyouxiezhalie。

jinwankaiboyigeduoxiaoshi,shanglaidebaoyouyouyigesuanyige,nachulaidedoushijiahuo,weiyijigezhendeyinyuanzuiduodeyejiujiazhiyibaiduokuaiqian,yongtadehualaishuojiushi:

“真的,但没用。”

gaodetadouyoudianxiangguanbole。

“好了好了……”

wangzhemantianchaoxiaodedanmu,tingquanzhiyandao:

“zanmenjiakuaijinduba,houmiandebaoyouxianbasuoyoudebaobeidoubaizaizhuozishang,wokanyiyan,meiyoukaimende、youyongdewozhijiegua,jiuzheiyang。”

bushaoshuiyoutingzhegewaibushuang,renbuzhubiaoshi:

【gouquannizheigezuiliana!】

【zhibojianliyoumeiyoumeimeijitalugetui,zheixiaozijueduiguangsubianlianxinbuxin?】

【buguojinwanhaizhendoushipolan,meishakantou。】

……

danmugundongjian,zhibojianlilianmaipingmuchuxianhuamian,yiweizhangxiangjunlangdeshaonianchuxianzailezhibojianli。

“ei?zheishilianshangsheile……”

liqingyunkandaozhibohuamianlichuxianderen,buyoudenaolenaotou。

zuoweiyiweipolanhuishouzhandexiaolaoban,zuijinhuishouzhanxiaoyibutaixing,zaishanggaozhongdemeimeidejianyixia,takaiqilezhibo,dasuanjizijiapolanhuishouzhanxuanchuanyixia。

meixiangdao,yilianmai,jingranhaoxiangyiwailianlegedazhubo。

三千多万粉丝呢!

zhibojianliyiyankanshangqu10w+,zheikendingshiwangzhantoubuzhuboleba?

liqingyunlengshendegongfu,tingquanzheibianshuiyoumenpinglunyijingshuapingle:

【pu……bushibabushiba,ganghaishuopolanzhiyeni,zheihuierzhijielailegeshoupolande!】

【xiaosi,gouquannixiaozijinwandianerzhenbeiahahaha……】

【liqingyun:tingshuoquangezheilidaochushipolan,wolaihuishouyixia。】

【啊哈哈哈哈……】

……

yinweiliqingyunzhanghaoshangbiaominglezijishipolanhuishouzhanzhanzhang,zhanghaoxiamianyeyouzijiahuishouzhandepaisheshipin,suoyiwangyoumenyiyanjiurenchuleliqingyun“shoupolande”zheigeshenfen。

“shouteme……polande?”

kanzheneixiedanmu,tingquanzuijiaofengkuangchouchu,etouzhimaoheixian……

haohaohao,kanleyiwanshangdepolanle,linlezhijielailegeshoupolande?!

没完了是吧!

什么东西啊!

liqingyunshiyiwailianshangtingquande,tingquankebuzhidao,takemeinaixingenneixie“polanwang”jiuchan,shanglaijiuzhijiewen:

“有没有猛货?!”

“a?”liqingyunnaonaotoubuzhidaozenmehuida。

“youmeiyoumenghuo!”tingquanyouhanleyibian。

“woshu321,youmeiyoumenghuo!”

“3……2……1……”

yiyankanliqingyunyebuxiangshiyoubaobeideyangzi,tingquanzhijiejiushangzuilianle:

“meiyoumenghuojiuxiaquchendianchendianbaxiongdi,haoba?”

“zanmenzhibojianlixiongdimenkanleyizhengwandepolanle,buquepolanle。”

“ng,jiuzheiyangha,jiuzheiyang。”

说着……

他就打算挂断直播。

“哈,好吧。”

liqingyungangadexiaolexia,renjiatingquanzheimedayigezhubo,sanqianduowanfensi,bujizijihaolianseyeshizhengchang。

fanzheng,zijiyebushilaijianbaode。

yibianhuida,tayibianzuohuilezijifangjianlideyizishang,duanqichabeilaiheleyikou。

同一时间……

gebitingquanzheibian,benlaidouyijingdasuanguaduanlianmaile。

可也就在这时候!

liqingyunneibiandezhibojingtou,turansaodaoletazuodeneigeyizi。

“等会儿!”

听泉忽的眼前一亮!

瞬间瞪大双眼!

“denghuier……denghuier!”

tazhijiegekonghanhualiqingyun,yikaishihandeshi“xiongdi”,bijingliqingyunkanshangqunianshao……

kehanleyisheng,juedehandeyoudianerbuzunzhongren,limadiaozhengyutai,dao: