“哥！大哥！”
“xianbiegua，xianbiezhejigua！”
“ninazhejingtoupaiyixianizuozhedeneigeyizixingma？”
“椅子？”
benlaidoudasuangualianmaideliqingyunbuyoudenaolenaotou，meizhejizhuanjingtou，fanerditoukanleyiyanzijizuozhedezheibayizi……
zheibayizizaizheieryouniantoule，yinxiangzhongzijidelaodiea、yeyeadoushizuozhezheibayiziyibianhechayibianjiedaikeren、chulihuishouzhanshiwude。
houlai，yeyehelaodiexiangjiguixizhihou，liqingyunjichenglezheijiapolanhuishouzhan，ziranyejichenglezheibayizihezheijiahuishouzhandeyiqie。
yizhiyilai，liqingyundouzhijuedezheibayizizuozhetingshufude，meijuedenaerbudui，gengbujuedezheiyizihuishishenmezhiqiandewanyier。
kantingquanneiyangzi，tahaitingqiguai……
“quange……gaibuhuishigaoshenmejiemuxiaoguoba？”tahahaxiaozheshuo。
zhibojianpinglunquyedouzaishua：
【狗泉你够了哈！】
【zheishijuedekanleyiwanshangpolanlemeiyisi，guyigaodianjiemuxiaoguo？】
【neiyizibujiuluchuyigejiaoma，yiyannengkanchushalai？】
……
jingranyourenhuaiyiquangedezhuanyeshuiping……
“……buyaozaishuale！”
“buyaozaidaijiezoule！”
zhibohuamianzhong，tingquandashenghanzhe：
“zhibojianlideshuiyoumen，nimenbuyaozaishuole！”
“nimenneizhidaodage**dixiazuozhedeneishishenmema？！”
“你们知道吗！”
tayifuzhengzhongqishideyangzi，jibushaoshuiyoudouhuzhule……
keyeyouhenduoren，rengjiuzaihuaiyitashiweileguyigaojiemuxiaoguo。
liqingyunyejuedetingquanyoudiankuazhangle，xinshuorenjiabukuishidazhubo，zhenhuigaojiemuxiaoguo。
可也就在这时候！
tingquanhuranduizheliqingyunshuodao：
“dage，nengbunenglaojianinnuoyixia**zhanqilai，bajingtoujidaonin**xiamiandezheibayizi，rangzheibangrenhaohaokanyikan，shenmejiaojiazhiyigexiaomubiaodeyizi！”
此言一出……
【噗……】
【边儿去吧！】
【chuiniuyedeyoudianxiandua，shenmeyizijiazhiyigexiaomubiao？】
zhibojianlibushaoshuiyoudoubuxiangxin，juedetingquanchuidetaiguole。
“ha，xingxing，jinimenkankan。”
liqingyunmeiduoxiang，zhishixiangzhe，nenggenzheizhongjiqianwanfensidedazhuboduolianhuiermaiduizijikendingyouhaochu，renjiayaogaojiemuxiaoguozijijiupeiheyidianbei。
yushi，tazhanqishenlai，shuangjifanzhuanjingtou，jiangjingtoujidaoleneibahuangsedejiaoyi。
zaikandaoneibayizidediyishijian……
【……】
yuanben，zhibojianliyidapijuedetingquanshizaigaojiemuxiaoguo，buxiangxintingquanshuodehuaderen，shunjiandengdaleshuangyan，lengzaileyuandi。
jiujiu，weicengshuochuyijuhua。
danmu，zhijiejinruyipianzhenkongdidai。
只因……
chuxianzaijingtoulideneibayizi，naishiyiba，cengjingzaixiangjiangdeyichangqiujipaimaihuishangpaichu1.24yigangbide……
mingmo，huanghualiyuanhoubeijiaoyi！
zheherenminbi，1.12yi！
……
【**！**！wocao！！！】
liqingyun**xiamianzuozhedeneibajiaoyichuxianzaitingquanzhibojianjingtoulideshihou，jiuxiangshiwangguntangdeyouguolidileyidishuiyiyang。
zhijierangzhenggezhibojianlishunjianbiandefeitengqilaile！
水友们都炸庙了！
【**，nitemehaizhenbieshuo，zheijiaoyihaizhendetingxiangzheimehuishier！】
【wocanjiaguoneinianxiangjiangdeqiujipaimaihui，neishihoujiuyouyibashangfengmiandemingmohuanghualiyuanhoubeijiaoyi，paichule1.23yigangbidetianjia，zheherenminbi1.12yi！】
【zhei……gaibuhuishizhendeba？】
【woyesuanshigejianbaoren，zheizhishaobushiyiyanjia，ganjuetingkaimende！】
……
suoweineixingkanmendao，waixingkanrenao。
kanzheneixiebaliqingyunzheibayizichuidetianhualuanzhuidepinglun，youxiebudongxingdeshuiyoujiunamener，tamendequeyetingshuoguohuanghuali，kezaiguidehuanghuali，yebuzhiyumaidaoshangyiba？