第5章吃肉=救人
erqietaderou，keyizhangshengbulao！
fanzhengshushangshineimexiede，danshizhangfandehuajiusuanle，tabuxiangchangshi。
gengguanjiandeshi，tahehouziyouguanxi！
齐天大圣，孙悟空！
duomexiangliangdemingzi，wurenbuzhiwurenbuxiao。
“amituofo，zuoritingwenshizhupusaxinchang，bianweishizhuniansongjingwenyiwan，jinrishangqielaiwan，haiwangshizhuwuguai。”
“dashishuoxiaole，wohaiyouyixiemijinxuyaodashijieda，haiqingdashiruzuo，womenchidunfanxian。”
“斋饭即可！”
“huoguoba，nimeiyouchangguodeweidao！”
“chujiarenbuzhanhunxing。”
“neijiugaodiansucai，qingdashishaodeng！”
“阿弥陀佛！”
zhangfanxiaolexiao，jiupanibuchi，chileshenmedouhaoshuo！
tayouzugoudexinxinjiangtangsenghuyouque。
erzhangfandemude，jiushiweilerangtangsengchirou。
zhangfanzhisuoyizheimezuo，yishiweileganfojiaotaohaotongtian，ershiweilerangtangsengtinghua，sanshiweilegongde。
duiyutongtianjiaozhulaishuo，sihaizhineijiediren，zijijiatelinsuibiansaoshejiuxingle。
ertangsengtinghuale，neimelushangdeyaojingbaifenzhibaidoushitadexiaodile。
zhiyaoshihexiyoudashizhanbiande，zuihoudouhuiyougongdejiangxia。
gongdezheiwanyia，keyitishengxiuwei，tishengdadaoganwu，tishengzishenwuqizhuangbei，yongchuduoduo。
“lailaidashi，kandaomei，zheigehongyouhuoguo，chiqilailaoxiangle！”zhangfandijitangsengyishuangkuaizi：“kuaikuai，shuanbaicaichi！”
“amituofo，duoxieshizhukuandai。”
tangsengjiaqibaicai，dianledianzhimajiang，yikouchixia：“wocao，haola！”
zhangfanshizuijiaochouchou，taxianzaixiangyaojiangheibanshangzheixiezicadiaole，shizaishitaishafengjingle。
“amituofo，ciwuzhennairenjianzhimeiwei，danpinsengbunengtantukoushezhiyu！”shuoba，tangsengnianqilejing，yifuyaoyizhinianxiaqudejiezou。
zhangfankandeyouxiedaile：“heyi？”
tangsengdao：“pinsengmeicichifan，jiuxiangdaopinqiongshanqudehaizimen，jiuxiangdaoliulangjietoudecanqueren，jiuxiangdaolenaxiepinqiongdebaixing。shanzaishanzai，wofobaoyou......”
圣母婊？
shuoshihua，zhangfancaihetangsengshuolemeiyoujijuhua，danshitayijingbeifandaole。
zheikebuxing，ruguozheizhongjiezoudehua，baohutangsengdeyilu，hougehaibuqisi？
weilezijideouxiang，zijizenmeyeyaobatangsengzheisiweijibanhuilai。
“tangseng，nizhidaozheigeshijieshang，weishenmehaiyouzheimeduorenchibushangfanma？”
tangsengdunshizhengkaiyanjing，wendao：
“amituofo，haiqingshizhucijiao。”
“neishiyinweitamenbuchirou！”
“嗯？”
tangsenglengzhule，buchirou，zheigenchibuchirouyoushenmeguanxi？
tangsengwendao：“heyi？”
zhangfanfanwen：“nizhidaozheigeshijiezhenzhengdezhenxiangma？”
tangsengyihuo，bujiedao：“shenmeshijiezhenxiang？”
“congguzhijin，yizhidaolexianzai，buguanshinagechaodai，douyouesizhiren！”zhangfanjixushuodao：“nizhidao，zheishiweishenmema？”
“粮食不够？”
“dui！”zhangfanjixuwen：“neimewolaiwenni，weishenmeliangshibugou！”
tangsengchensiliangjiu，dao：“yinweichanliangshao，renduo，erqiehaiyoulangfeiliangshideren？”
zhangfanshuodao：“zheizhishiqizhongyidian！”
“nixiangzhidaozhenzhengdeyuanyinma？”
tangsengzhengzhongdeshuangshouheshixingli：“yuanwenqixiang！”
zhangfanxiaodao：“nizhidaojinhuidima？”
tangsengdianlediantou：“baixingwusumichongji，hebushiroumi？”
“cinaiyijierenhuang，jingshuochurucizhihua，shishubugai，zhentineigeshidaidebaixinggankai！”
shuozheshuozhetangsengjingranhaishangganleqilai。
《jinshu·huidiji》：dichangzaihualinyuan，wenxiamasheng，weizuoyouyue：“cimingzheweiguanhu，sihu？”huoduiyue：“zaiguandiweiguan，zaisidiweisi。”jitianxiahuangluan，baixingesi，diyue：“hebushiroumi？”qimengbijiecileiye。
“hahahaha......”zhangfanhahadaxiao，dao：“cuo，dacuotecuo！”
tangsengzaiciyileng：“nalicuole？”
“niyiweitashihunjun，neiniyoumeiyouxiangguo，shenweiyidairenhuang，zenmehuirucihunyong？”
tangsengshuo：“neiziranshishuoming......”
meidengtangsengshuowan，zhangfanjiudaduan：“shuomingtashuodeshizhende！”
zhangfanjixushuodao：“jinhuidishuodedoushizhende，buchicaichiroua！”
tangsengxiaole：“amituofo，shizhupabushizaikaiwanxiaoba！
zhangfanyaoyaotou，renzhenshuodao：“womeiyouxinqinggennikaiwanxiao！”
“niyemeiyouzigerangwogennikaiwanxiao！”
“嗯？”
“yinweiwoshishenxian，woshuodehuajujushushi！”
zhangfanyilianyansu，shouyihui，fangzaishouyinjutaideyibeizijiubeizhangfanxijinshouzhong。
kandaozhei，tangsengdeyilvdangshijiuxiaosanyikong。
yigeshenxian，zenmehuizhuonongyutayijiefanfusuzi？
buguozheishizaishitaihanrantingwenle，jianzhidianfusanguan。
tangsengxiangbumingbai，weihemihaiyaobirouzhengui？
“amituofo，shizhuqingjiang，pinsengxiergongting！”
zhangfanyibenzhengjingdeshuodao：
“baixingwusumichongji，hebushiroumi？”
“zheishuomingshenme，shuomingroubimimianhaiyaobianyi！”
“weishenmeroubimimianhaiyaobianyi？”zhangfanxiaowen：“nizhidaoyaojingma？”
tangsengdiantou：“yaozunaishishanggudiyidazu，rujinshenghuozaibeijuluzhou，yijigedazhoudeshenshanconglindangzhong！”
zhangfanxiaolexiao：“neinizhidao，yaojingderoukanlehaikeyizaizhangchulaile？”
tangsengchenmo，tayoudianxinle。
“yaojingderoukanlekeyizhangchulai，zhiyaoshiyaojingyoufali，keyizhijieyimiaozhongzhangchulai！”
“zheishuomingshenme，shuoming，roukeyiwuxianduo！！”
“gengguanjiandeshi，chileyaojingroukeyirangrentifashengjinhua，jiushizengqiangrendetige！”
tangsenglijishuangshouheshi，lianchengzuiguozuiguo。
“biezuiguole，nihaiyaoxiangxiang，naxiegaogaozaishangdefo，weishenmeburangdixiadexintuchirou？”
“erqieniyaoxiangxiang，jinhuidizailishishushangdemingshengweishenmeshigeshazi？”
“yigeganyushuozhenhuaderenhuang，zuihoubeishirenrenzhideshihou，jingranshiyigeshazi？”
zhangfanlengxiao：“wolaigaosuni！”
“zheixiefoshiweileburangnimenbianqiang，suoyicaiburangnimenchirou！”
“yinweinimenbianqiangle，nimendeshoumingjiuhuibianzhang，daoshihounimenjiugaihusiluanxiang，daoshihouhuiweijidaotamenneixiegaogaozaishangdefodediwei！”
“ermibirouzhenguizheijianshiqing，yizhidoushiqianzaideguiju！”
“sheidoubunengpeng，danshijinhuidipengle！”
“yushihoulai，jinhuidijiubeineixiegaogaozaishangdeshenfo，bianchengleshazi！”
“yidairenhuang，bianchenglebaichi，yichouwannian，beishirenchixiao！”