“yisheng，taqingkuangzenmeyang？”
“……shenshangduochucashang，naobuctfaxianyouyixiaokuaiyuxue，yinggainengziranxishou……yujizaiguoyiliangxiaoshijiuhuixing……”
“laozhou，kankanzheixueshengdeshoujitongxunlu，zhaogerenshitadetongxuehuolaoshilaiyiyuan，womendehuilukouzhiqinle。”
“zheihaizitingjinshen，tongxunlulidoushirenming，yigeteshubiaoqiandoumei……yo，youge‘goudongxi’，henteshu，duobanshinanpengyou！”
“goudongxizenmehuishinanpengyou？”
“shibuxiangman，wolaopojiwodebeizhujiushizhongnianyouninan，fuqijiandeaicheng。”
“……nikaixinjiuhao，nijitadadianhuaba！”
“……”
bingchuangshang，yuyingyingliansecangbaidehunshuizhe。
tayouyidianyishi，danbuduo。
ganjuezijibeibaoxianmochanraobaoguoleyicengyouyiceng，youdiujinqiheide、mibutoufengdeguancaizhizhong，hunshentengdelihai，youmenyoure，haidongdanbude。
erbianyizhiyourenzaishuohua，danneixieshengyintongtongbeiniuquchengshizhendeqiguaiyindiao，huyuanhujin，tagenbentingbuzhenqie。
zheizhongwuligan，rangtanandezheji，bengkui。
dantabuzhidaode，mashangjiuyourenbitagengzheji，gengbengkui。
……
lianzheaolejigetongxiaoganjindu，jiangheqiaoxiazuihouyixingdaima。
duifuzhechileyitongpaomian，bamannaozidoushixieqingshuzhui**jiedejiangchengyuwangfangmenwaiyihong，tayifudoumeituo，huidaofangjiandaotoujiushui。
“叮铃铃……”
caishuixiameijifenzhong，ganjuegangbishangyanjing，shoujituranxiangle。
很好！
taenentaiyangxue，baozaokanxiangbuzhisihuodeshouji，moshenghaomayuanbenxiangzhijiegua，dansikaoyimiaozhihoujuedingrangduifanggua。
“你特么……”
“ninhao，woshijiaojing。”
交警？
jiangchengyuneipangzichushile？
jianghechouzhelian，ba“zhaosishiba”sigeziyuanlurenhui。
“shizheiyangde。”dianhualidenanshengshuodao，“ninvpengyoubeichezhuangle，nikuaidianlaishisanyiyuanzhuyuanbusanlou……”
“ng。”zheixiajiangheqixiaole，lengmodao，“meiqian，buai，rangtasi！”
“这……”
“zhengjingzhaogebanshangbaxiongdi，guojiafanzhazhongxinappfandejiushinizheizhonglaji，zaidadianhuanongsini！”
gualedianhua，jianghezhunbeikaimiandaraomoshi。
“叮铃铃……”
手机又响了。
chouzhelianyikan，laidianrenjingranxianshishiyuyingying，jiangheyanzhongshanguoyisiyiwai，zhoumeijieqidianhua：“yuyingying，nizuihao……”
jieguo，haishigangcaidenansheng。
“xiaohuozi，nishiyuyingyingdeduixiangshiba？tachuchehuole，xianzaiyiyuanlihunmibuxing，nigankuailaizhaoguta，peipeita！ninyoufanzhayishihenhao，danwozhenbushipianzi！”
江贺：“……”
什么情况？
虞莺莺？
女朋友？
车祸？！
tajuedehuangmiujile：“weishenmelianxiwo？takuaisileqiuwojuankuanjiuming？nizenmequedingwoshitananpengyou？”
“e，yinweitashoujitongxunlulidebeizhuqianpianyilv，zhiyounidezuitebie，yikanguanxijiubuyiban，guanxifeiqian。”
jianghebeiguanxifeiqiansigeziexindao，bashoujinazangdongxibannayuanleyidian，jingtiwendao：“……tajiwodebeizhushishenme？”
“hehe，goudongxi……e，wobushimani，shitajinidebeizhumingjiushi‘goudongxi’。hehe，zheikendingshinimenzhijiandeaichengba。nifangxin，ninvpengyoumingdameichushenmeshi，jiushizhuanglexianaozi。”
毫不意外……
江贺冷着脸。
就不应该好奇！
bushiyuyingyingnaozihuaile，shitanaozihuaile。
“……hao，henhao。”shenhuxisanci，jiangheguiyidepingjingxialai，gouchundao，“shisanyiyuanzhuyuanbusanloushiba？wo！ma！shang！lai！”
chuanshangyifu，jingguoxuanguanshi，tashunshouchaoqiyibayonglaichaikuaidideshuiguodao。
他是狗东西？
dengxiatazheigegoudongxijiuyongdaochailetayuyingying！
……
深夜十一二点。
jiangheqizheyiliangheisezhongxingmotuoche，fengchidianchegandaoshisanyiyuan。
tinghaochezihou，tasuishoujiangtoukuichaocheshangyigua，bunaifandibolebobutinghuadetoufa。
“啧，麻烦！”
kanlekanshoujiditufenbianfangxiang，tadabuchaozhuyuanbuzou。
yiyuanlidebingrenjiashudoushuidezao，zoudaozhuyuanbusanlou，zoulangshangdedadengzaodouguanle，zhiliangzhejizhanxiaodengzhaoming。
henanjing，ouernengtingdaoyiliangshengkesou，youxieyayi。
江贺拧起眉头。
lianggechuanzhejiaojingzhifudenanrendengzaihushitai，jiantayifuzhaorendeyangzi，daliangliangyanyingshanglai。
“shiyuyingyingdenanpengyouma？qingwenzenmechenghu？”qizhongyigeshencaiaipangdejiaojingxiaodehenhanhou，wanxiaodao，“womenzongbunenggenzheninvpengyoujiaonigoudongxi，hehe。”
jiangheyishenqichuangqi，yexianghehe：“……wojiaojianghe，yuyingyingzainali？”
“zai308bingfang，sanhaochuang。”
“308？tingshihetade。”
“啊？”
“woshishuo，tashangdezhongma？”jianghewen。
buzhongdehua，taqubujidao。
“shangdedaoshibusuanzhong，dabufenshipiwaishang，zhishiluneiyouyuxuetingzheheren。buguoyishengshuobuhuiyingxiangzhengchangshenghuo，jibenmeiyouhouyizheng。jiushiba，tayouyanzhongdeyingyangbuliang……”
shuozhe，pangjiaojingyanshenfuzadikanzhejianghe，kandetayilianmoming：“tayingyangbuliang，nikan**shenme，woqiangtafanchile？”
“meiqian，buai，rangtasi？”
江贺：“……？”
“xiaohuozi，renxiaoguniangxihuanni，niyeduirenhaodian！kannizheiyishenxingtoububianyi，jiubuzhidaoduodaitaquchidianhaochidebubu？nanrena，yaoyougenanrendeyangzi！”pangjiaojingyuzhongxinzhang。
“haole，laozhou，bieshuole！”pangjiaojingshenbiandeshougaogejiaojinglazhuta。
pangjiaojingdequemeishuole，danneiyanshenqueyoushenmedoushuole，zuoyanxiezhe“zha”，youyanxiezhe“nan”，zhijirenxin。
江贺麻了。
虞莺莺！
必须死！
hunmibuxingdounenggeyingta。
tapanlepanchazaikudoulideshuiguodao，huanhuanluchulengkudexiaorong。
chihaochide？tarangtachibuledouzhezou！