第3章

【meizhen:qishibeimiaorenyebuhuai,jiushizheixinggeshizaishitaiqiangshile,yebuzhidaotashenshangfashengleshenme,daozhitasihubingbuxiangxinduiyou...erqietayizhiduiduizhangyizhigenggengyuhuai,zheicaidingshanglexinnan,yebuzhidaotashenmeshihoucainenggougaibianxiangfa,rangzheigeduiwunenggouzhenzhengtuanjieqilai。】

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铠一宇宙,

北淼家中。

kanzheshipindangzhongdehuamian,yijidanmuliqitaguanzhongmendehuayu,

beimiaoneixinhuranyousuochudong,tebieshimeizhenzuihoudeneifanhua。

tayemeiyouxiangdaozaizijijujuelemeizhendeyaoqing,haijiangtaduileyibozhihou。

meizhenjuranhuizaizheigeshihoutitashuohua。

“...xiangxinduiyou...xinggetaiqiangshilema?”

beimiaoshuangshouzhenzhenaohou,taitoukanxiangtiankong,buzhidaozaixiangxieshenme。

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回到视频当中,

jianliangrendeqifenyouxiegangahejinzhang。

meizhenlianmangchulaidazheyuanchang。

“haolehaole,jiranxianzaiwanchengrenwu,dajiayedouanquanjiuhao。”

“yanxiawomenyijingzhidaoxueaokaijiashidirenle。”

“jiexialaidezhuyaorenwujiushiganjinzhaodaodihukaijiadezhaohuanren。”

dongshanyediandiantou,genzhehuanheqifen。

“shia,dengwomenzhaodaodihukaijiadezhaohuanren,dajiayedounenggouqingsongbushao。”

“suoyizheiduanrizidajiaduoxinkuxinku,yiqinuli。”

zaimeizhenhedongshanliangrendeshuodongxia,xinnanhebeimiaodiandiantou,

zhiqianneigujianbanuzhangdeqifensuanshixiaochule。

kanzheshipindangzhongdezheiyimu,guanzhongmenyedouyaogenzhegankaiqilai。

【malingling:ai,meizhenjiekezhenshiburongyi,pingshiyouyaojianceyinengliangqingkuang,youyaojinxingrenyuandiaodong,haiyaojiejueduiyouzhijiandeqingxujiufen,zheigekaijiayongshixiaoduimeitadesan。】

【huanying:tingnizheimeyishuo,wojuedewoyetingburongyide,pingshibujinyaojiancezhenmotadedongjing,haiyaoguantamensangedechizhu,erqietamensangehaishiwentiqingnian!】

【小天:...】

【xiaofei:weiweiwei,huanyingnikebunenghushuoa,sheishiwentiqingnian?】

【xiaogang:jiushi!zaishuole,anmenchizhubudoujiaoleqianma?yemeiyoubaipiaoa。】

【huanying:keke,tingwobahuashuowanma。haozainimensangebishipindangzhongdeyaochengshuyixie,zaijiashangyouaqingbangmang,woxianzaidaoshiqingsongbushao。】

【duanmuyan:a,zhei...suoyidaotoulaiwocaishizuikubideneige?yaohouqinmeihouqin,yaozhidaomeizhidao,zuikengdiedeshicinamikaijiabudangduiyouyejiubale,haichengtianzhaowodecha,niemamade!yuexiangyueqia!】

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铠三宇宙,

快乐屋拉面店。

xiangqishipindangzhongzijiyihoukubideshenghuo,duanmuyanzhijuederendoukuaiyaomale。

pingshenmeqitashijiedekaijiayongshidouguodeyouziyourunde,haiyoutiexindeduiyou,

daotajiuchengleguanggansilingle?

shipingangkaishibushishuohaole,tashishenmeduanmudajiangjunma?

nimeide,buyaoqiujiyipishouxia,daoshilaigekaopudiandeduiyoua!

这要啥没啥不说,

weiyikenengshitongbandejiahuohaichengtiangentazuodui,rangtaxueyabiaosheng!

这不是坑爹嘛?!

“**,gaibuhuiyihoudourangwoyigerengujunzuozhanba?”

xiangdaozheigekeneng,duanmuyanrenbuzhudaleyigejiling。

talianmangzhaoshangmalingling:“lingling,nikedehaohaogenniergeshuoshuo。”

“jiaotabiexueshipinlimianneiyang,haohaodegenwohezuocaishizhengli。”

“haiyounidagemaqingshan,nirangtabiezaizhaochale。”

“womendemubiaoyinggaishioukesecaidui,biejinzhengxiewolidou。”

kanzheduanmulaolaotaotaodeyangzi,malinglingfanlegebaiyan。

“aiya,nijiufangxinba。”

“shipinlimianfashengdeqingkuangjueduibuhuizaizhongxianle,wodageheergeyoubushishazi。”

“neijiuhao,neijiuhao。”duanmuyandiandiantou。

shuliao,malinglinghuranyanzhuziyizhuan,“duile,duanmu。”

“wodageshuotaguoliangtianhuidaozanmendianlilaigennitanyitan。”

“a,nidageyaolaizhaowo?”

wenyan,duanmuyanyileng,buzhiweihehuranyouxiexinxu。

**,danmushangdeneibangjiahuo,chengtiandajiugedajiugedejiaozhe。

zheimaqingshangaibuhuishilaizhaowosuanzhangba?buguanle!dabulegenqingshanoukesedayijiajiuxingle!

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yinweibeixueaozheimeyitui,xiaosongzhujinleyiyuan。

suoyoudeguanzhongmenbumianyouxiexinyouqiqiran。

【meizhen:weilerangbeijubuzaizhongxian,womenbixudejinkuaicuihuijiewangtamensuozaideshili!】

【malingling:buguoshuoqilai,zuixindebiaotibushiyijiewangweimingma?zenmedaoxianzaihaimeikandaotachuxian?】

【xiaogang:shia,zheigeleidianfawangdaodishishenmeyisia,shizaishirangrenzaiyi。】

【duanmuyan:zaidengdengba,yinggaimashangjiuhuijiexiaodaanle,shuobudingjiewangneigejiahuoyaozhunbeilaigedade!】

听到端木燕这么说,

qitaguanzhongmenyedoudiandiantou,yaxiaxinzhongdeyihuojixuguankanqileshipin。

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回到视频画面当中,

医院里。

tangdaozaibingchuangshangdexiaosong,congshuimengzhongyouyouzhuanxing。

tagangyizhengkaiyanjingbiankandaobaifangzaiyiyongcanzhuoshangdeguolan。

咦?

zenmeyouyourenjitasongshuiguolaile?

weishenmeyaoshuoyou,zuotianjiuyourenjitasongleyigeguolan。

nandaoshizuotianneigeshenmiren?

zheishi,bingfangmenbeirencongwaimianqingqingguanshang。

tingdaodongjing,xiaosonglimalailejingshen,tajimangzhuaqiyanjingxialebingchuang。

xiangyaokankanneigebazijisongdaoyiyuan,youjieliansonglaiguolandeshenmirendaodishishei。

raner,dengtachulebingfangzhihou,quezhikandaoyigexiaoshizaizhuanjiaochudeheisebeiying。

shijingzhalezhayan,xiaosongzongjuedezheigebeiyingshifendeshuxi,haoxiangzainalijianguoyiyang。

zheishihuamianyizhuan,jingtoujidaolezheigeheisebeiyingdezhengqianfang。

guanzhongmenheranfaxian,zheigeshenmirenwujingranshidaizhemojingdexizhao!

【huanying:jingranshi...xizhao?!】

【xiaofei:woqu!zenmehuishita?nandaoshuoshitabaxiaosongsongdaoyiyuanlaide?erqiehaijitasonglaiguolan?wozenmejuedezheijiuxiangshizuomengyiyang?】

【makuohai:zheijiahuobushidafanpaijiewangdeshouxiama?zheifanxingweiwanquanbufuhetaderenshea!daodishizenmehuishi?】

【meizhen:nandaoxizhaojiuxiangshitazijishuodeneiyang,taqishibingbushishenmehuairen?】

【dongshan:yinggaibuhuiba,tanandaozhendeshiyoushenmebudeyidekuzhongcaijiarulejiewangneiyibian?】

【beimiao:bieziqiqirenle,meizhen!nikebuyaowangji,jiushitabaxiaosongdajinyiyuande!jiangshanyigai,benxingnanyi,yuqixiangxintashigexinhuaikuijiudehaoren,wogengqingxiangyutashiweilejiejinxiaosonglaihuoquyouguankaijiayongshideqingbao!】

【qingzizai:zhei...queshiyeyouzheigekeneng,bixudezaijinyibuguanwangcaixing。】

daizheyisijingyibuding,guanzhongmenjixukanqileshipin。

bijingbuguanxizhaozaizenmejinshenyetaobuguoshenmimocedeshipinguance。

tadaodishihaoren,haishiyouyigexianjing。

henkuaijiunengdechudaanle。

画面当中,

zhanzaibingfangmenqian,xiaosongzhengnulihuixiangneidaoshenmirenying。

turansixubeirenjidaduanle。

“kanshenmekanni?buguaiguaitangzaichuangshangyangbing。”meizhenzaitayanqianhuanglehuangshou。

xiaosonglianmangcongshensidangzhonghuiguoshenlai,jieguojiujiandaoguolaikanwangzijidemeizhen。

tayouxiegaoxing:“nizenmezhidaowozhuyuanle?”

“suiranwobushishenmedajizhe。”meizhenxiaolexiao,“buguowoyesuanxiaoxilingtong。”

shuozhe,meizhenshangxiadalianglexiaosongyiyan:“kannideyangzi,huifudehaibucuoa。”

xiaosongtantanshou:“haihao,suanwomingda,guojitianyinggaijiukeyichuyuanle。”

“来,进来吧。”

jiangmeizhenyingrubingfang,kanzhetashoulisonglaideguolan,xiaosongdaoleyishengxie。

zheishi,meizhenqueshizhuyidaoyiyongcanzhuoshangdelingyigeguolan。

美真笑着调侃道:

“yo,zheimehaokandeshuiguoa,gaibuhuishininagefensiduzhesongdeba?”

xiaosongtanleyikouqi:“xinglexingle,nijiubiesunwole。”

“woyezhengqiguaini,zheidaodishisheisongdeni?”

美真好奇道:

“nixianzaikeshibaodaokaijiayongshidediyizhimingjizhe,youshenmehaoqiguaide?”

“ai,wonayoushenmefensiduzhe。”xiaosongnaolenaotou。

“nishuoqibuqiguai,meitiandoutoutoumomodesongguolai,zheidaodishisheishuode?”

zheihuiermeizhenyechajuedaolebuduijing。

“zheiqueshishitingqiguaide,laikanniyouburangnizhidao。”

huran,meizhenlingjiyidong。

“duile,gaibuhuishishangcidashangnideneigerenba?”

yitingmeizhenzheimeyishuo,xiaosongyouxiangqileneitiankubidezaoyu。

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kandaohuamiandangzhongxiaosongdehuiyi。

danmushangmiandoubuhoudaodegenzheleheleqilai。

【xiaogang:hahaha,anyitingdaoxiaosongbeituidaodeneisheng“a”,anjiuxiangxiao,taimoxingle。】

【malingling:woyeshi,suiranyouxiebuhaoyisi,danshizaishitaiguichule,wotingyicixiaoyici,hahaha!】

【xiaosong:nimenzheibangjiahuohaiyoumeiyoudiantongqingxinle?(nao)(nu)】

画面当中,

xiaosongdaleyigejiling,lianmangshouhuifasandesiwei。

shunzhemeizhendehuayu,tashuodao:“neitianwoyigongaileliangquan。”

“yiquanlaiziyigeshenmidejiahuo,lingwaiyiquanlaizichuanbaisekaijiadejiahuo。”

wenyan,meizhenruoyousuosi。

“meizhen,ninengbangwoyigemangma?”xiaosongbaituodao。

“什么事?”

“woxiangrangnibangwochachusongshuiguolanderen。pingwodezhijue,tayidinghezheijianshiqingyouguan!”

meizhendiandiantou,kanleyiyanbingfangneibudeshexiangtou,lianshangxianchuyisixiaoyi。

“好,有办法了。”

pingjiezheyiyuanlideshexiangtou,

yaozhaochuneigeshenmirenwudeshenfenduiyumeizhenlaishuo,wanquanshiqingeryijudeshi。

tayouyugan,zheigejixiaosongsongguolandeshenmirenwuyidinghuijitayigedajingxi。

duifanghenyoukenenghuihexueaokaijiayousuoguanlian!

jiuzaimeizhenqianlaitanshixiaosongdeshihou。

tongyishijiantamenkouzhongdeshenmirenwuzhengzaishouku。

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镜头一转。

yinlengchaoshideyingjiejidinei。

“啊!!!!”

yizuoleisipeiyangyinengshoudefanzhixuenei,

mimimamadezhichazhuangshandianbuduandijidazaixizhaodeshenshang!

jiqikongbukepadedianliu**detahunshenfadou,lianshanggengshiyinweijidudetongkuerniuquqilai。

zhishiguangtingzhexizhaoneibusirenleidetongkucanjiaosheng,henduoguanzhongmenjipigedadouqilaile。

【makuohai:**!zheishizaiganmani?!zheimeqiangliededianliudazairendeshenshang,kanzhedourangrenhaipa!】

【huanying:zheijiaoshengyetaishenrenle!wojipigedadouqilaile,guangshitingzhezheigeshengyindoujuedekongbu!】

【xiaogang:zheigexizhaotabushijiewangdeshouxiama?zenmehuibeirenzhuaqilaijinxingzheimekepadechengfa?nandaoshiyinweizhiqianxingdongdeshili?zheiyingjiederenyetaibiantaileba!!】

【meizhen:haocanrendexingjing!zheibangjiahuojianzhijiushifengzi!yongzheimeqiangdadedianliulai**renti,yigebuhaojiushiyongjiuxingdeshentisunshang!jianzhishibubaxizhaodangrenkana!】

【lufa:hehe,guoranbuguanshizaishenmeyangdeshidaibeijingxia,renleiduidaizijidetongleicaishizuiweicankuyinhende。womenaruisirenduidaidirendoubuhuixiazheimezhongdeshou,nimenrenleihaizhenshikepa。】

【ejinhufa:hahaha,zhenshiyichangrangrenyuyuedehaoxiya,jiewangneijiahuosuiranshigecanfei,buguozheibancanrendexinxingdaoshihenfuheanyingjiedaiyanrendeshenfen。jizheixiegaisidediqiurendailaigengduodekongjuba!】

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回到视频当中,

xunlianshikuneidexizhaobeiqiangdadedianliufengkuang**,kouzhongbuzhudeaihaocanjiaozhe。

cishitayijingkuaiyaodaoshentidejixianle。

duici,xunlianshikudewaimian,choujiangqueshilengyanpangguan,bujinmeiyousihaodetongqing。

fanerhaimosuozhexiaba,yifukanhaoxidemoyang。

erzaidianliukongzhitaidelingwaiyibian,kanzhechengshouzhejudatongkudexizhao。

yizhiyilaidouyilengmoshirendebingerminleminzui,yanzhongshanguoyisiburen。

dangtingdaoxizhaoneizhujianbiandeshayaqilaidesangyinshi,tarenbuzhuhuiguotoulaikanxiangjiewang。

“jiewang,haixuyaojiadadianliuma?”

jiewangduanzuozaiyinyingdangzhong,

duiyuxizhaoshenshangdefeirenzhemo,tamuguangyijiulengjun,lianyanpidoumeiyouzhayixia。

bingerjixushuodao:“xianzaiyijingshisanwanliuqianfule,shizuotianxunliandejixian。”

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铠一宇宙,

ERP基地。

“三万六千伏特?”

tingzheshipinlimianbingerdehuibao,dongshanrenbuzhujiaochulesheng。

“zheimekongbudegaoyadian,xizhaotanengshoudelema?zheirenbudebeidianshule!”

suiranxizhaoshitamendediren,danjiantashoudaorucifeirendezhemo。

xinnanyebuyoudetongqingqilai。

“duirentiyongzheimeqiangdadedianliu**,zheigejiewangjianzhijiushigefengzi!”

meizhenyeshimianluzhenjingheburen:“erqietingneigebingershuo,zheihaishixizhaomeitiandexunlianrichang。”

“zheiyiweizhetameitiandouyaojingshougaodasanwanliuqianfudedianliu**,zheishishenmegainian?wodouyouxiebuganquxiang...”

“buzhidaotashizenmejianchixialaide。”

yucitongshi,zhiqianshipindangzhongyingbacengjingchuxianguodechengshishuikuzhouwei。

fengjiewangmingling,teyilaixunzhaopantuyingbadexizhaohuanhuanfangmanlejiaobu。

jiangzhuyilifangzainamianqiandeguangmudangzhong。

kanzhefuxianzaibankongdangzhongdeguangmushipin,tingzhelimianzijidecanjiaosheng。

huixiangqizheimeduonianlaijiewangshijiazaitashenshangdekongbuxunlian,xizhaorenbuzhudezhandouleqilai

xianzaizhishiguangtingjianshengyin,xizhaojiubiantifahan!

jinyaozheyaguan,etoubuduanshenchuhanshui。

xizhaomengranwojinlequantou,kanxiangshipindangzhongdejiewang,yanzhongdaizheshenkedehenyi!

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回到视频当中,

mianduibingerdetixing,jiewangqueshilenghengyisheng。

meiyousihaodefangsong,fanerwubilengkudishuodao:“jiwojia!”

“tadenenglianghaimeiyouwanquanfahuichulai!”

“juranrangneiyanlongxiayiji,jiudongdanbule。heng!”

听到界王的命令,

bingerxinzhongwanbanwunai,danpoyujiewangyizhiyilaidekongbushouduan。

tayezhinengyingzhetoupi,jiangdianyabuduandeshangdiaojiada!

suizhefutedezengjia,pilipaladedianhushengkaishimijidiwengmingqilai!

“啊!!!!!”

zaigengjiakongbudedianliu**zhixia,xizhaofachujiqitongku,kepadecanjiao。

zhujianshayadehoulonglishenzhinengtingdaoshengdaijidusichedeshengxiang...

bingeryouxieburenxindeniuguotouqu,buganqukancishixizhaodebiaoqing。

eryipangdechoujiangzhishikandejinjinyouwei,lianshanghaidaizheyisiweisuodexiexiao。

kanzhebulunjiadadedianliu,

jiewangxinghongdejixieyiyanzhongmanshilengkuzhise,talenglengdeshuodao。

“chengshoubulezheizhongxunlian,nizenmebangwozuoshia?!”

huayingangluo,xunlianshikuneidexizhaoshenshangbianfashengleyixiang!

zhijianzaichaoyuesanwanliuqianfudekongbudianya**xia,

xizhaodeshenshangjingrankaishizidongfuxianchuxueaokaijiadehuanying!

yaozhidaozheishizhiyouzhaohuanrenzaimianlinzhimingweixieshicaihuichuxiandejingxiang!

zheiyejiushishuo,cishidedianliuqiangduyijingchaoyuelexizhaoshentisuonengchengshoudejixian!

bidexueaokaijiabudebuzhudongchuxianbaohusuzhu!

kandaozheifankongbudejingxiang,jiewangzhongyumanyidezhanqishenlaihahadaxiao。

“hahaha!bukuishiwosuoxuanzhongderen!”

“jintian,jiudaociweizhiba。”

jiranyijingdadaolemude,buzeshouduandejiangxizhaodeqianlizaiciyazhalechulai。

jiewangyejiumeiyouzaijixujiadadianliujinxingxunlian。

dedaojiewangdeshouken,bingerxinzhongsongleyikouqi,lianmangzaikongzhitaishangyizhencaozuo。

jiangxunlianshikudangzhongdefangdianzhuangzhiquandouguantingle。

suizhezhichazhuangdianliudexiaosan,xizhaodecanjiaoshengyehuanhuantingxie。

cishidetahunshendahanlinli,jiuxiangshicongshuililaochulaiyiyang,liansegengshicanbaiwubi。

xuruowubidexizhaoshoudaorucikepadezhemo,yijinglianzhanqilaideliqidoumeiyou。

taganggangyousuodongzuobianjiaoxiayiwai,diezaishibishanghuadaolexialai。

kanzhechanruodaoshuaidaozaidishang,lianyijuhuadoushuobuchulaidexizhao。

henduoguanzhongmendoukaishiweitabaoqilebuping。

【xiaogang:lianandoukanbuxiaqule!jiewangzheige**zhenshige**!duidaizijideshouxiayeyongdezhezheimecanrenma?haitemetiantianyongsanwanliuqianduofudedianliuxunlian,zheishirennengxiangchulaidebanfa?】

【dongshan:zheigejiewangshigechetoucheweidefengzi!kaijiayongshidezhengguixunlianyinggaishijifawomentineidejiyin,huanhuachengshenxinlaozhelaijiaodao。jieguozheijiahuomeiyouzheizhongshouduan,jiukaishiyongxiedao,gaoshenmedianliu**?jianzhijiushihuangmiu!】

【duanmuyan:nanguaishipinyikaishidebiaotichengjiewangzheijiahuoweileidianfawang!yuanlaileidianfawangshizheimegeyisi!】

【makuohai:leidianfawang,leidianfawang...shuodeyuanlaishiyongleidianlaidianzijideshouxia!kuiwohaiyiweitayoushenmeteyigongnengni!zheigehunqiu!】