【meizhen:qishibeimiaorenyebuhuai,jiushizheixinggeshizaishitaiqiangshile,yebuzhidaotashenshangfashengleshenme,daozhitasihubingbuxiangxinduiyou...erqietayizhiduiduizhangyizhigenggengyuhuai,zheicaidingshanglexinnan,yebuzhidaotashenmeshihoucainenggougaibianxiangfa,rangzheigeduiwunenggouzhenzhengtuanjieqilai。】
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铠一宇宙,
北淼家中。
kanzheshipindangzhongdehuamian,yijidanmuliqitaguanzhongmendehuayu,
beimiaoneixinhuranyousuochudong,tebieshimeizhenzuihoudeneifanhua。
tayemeiyouxiangdaozaizijijujuelemeizhendeyaoqing,haijiangtaduileyibozhihou。
meizhenjuranhuizaizheigeshihoutitashuohua。
“...xiangxinduiyou...xinggetaiqiangshilema?”
beimiaoshuangshouzhenzhenaohou,taitoukanxiangtiankong,buzhidaozaixiangxieshenme。
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回到视频当中,
jianliangrendeqifenyouxiegangahejinzhang。
meizhenlianmangchulaidazheyuanchang。
“haolehaole,jiranxianzaiwanchengrenwu,dajiayedouanquanjiuhao。”
“yanxiawomenyijingzhidaoxueaokaijiashidirenle。”
“jiexialaidezhuyaorenwujiushiganjinzhaodaodihukaijiadezhaohuanren。”
dongshanyediandiantou,genzhehuanheqifen。
“shia,dengwomenzhaodaodihukaijiadezhaohuanren,dajiayedounenggouqingsongbushao。”
“suoyizheiduanrizidajiaduoxinkuxinku,yiqinuli。”
zaimeizhenhedongshanliangrendeshuodongxia,xinnanhebeimiaodiandiantou,
zhiqianneigujianbanuzhangdeqifensuanshixiaochule。
kanzheshipindangzhongdezheiyimu,guanzhongmenyedouyaogenzhegankaiqilai。
【malingling:ai,meizhenjiekezhenshiburongyi,pingshiyouyaojianceyinengliangqingkuang,youyaojinxingrenyuandiaodong,haiyaojiejueduiyouzhijiandeqingxujiufen,zheigekaijiayongshixiaoduimeitadesan。】
【huanying:tingnizheimeyishuo,wojuedewoyetingburongyide,pingshibujinyaojiancezhenmotadedongjing,haiyaoguantamensangedechizhu,erqietamensangehaishiwentiqingnian!】
【小天:...】
【xiaofei:weiweiwei,huanyingnikebunenghushuoa,sheishiwentiqingnian?】
【xiaogang:jiushi!zaishuole,anmenchizhubudoujiaoleqianma?yemeiyoubaipiaoa。】
【huanying:keke,tingwobahuashuowanma。haozainimensangebishipindangzhongdeyaochengshuyixie,zaijiashangyouaqingbangmang,woxianzaidaoshiqingsongbushao。】
【duanmuyan:a,zhei...suoyidaotoulaiwocaishizuikubideneige?yaohouqinmeihouqin,yaozhidaomeizhidao,zuikengdiedeshicinamikaijiabudangduiyouyejiubale,haichengtianzhaowodecha,niemamade!yuexiangyueqia!】
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铠三宇宙,
快乐屋拉面店。
xiangqishipindangzhongzijiyihoukubideshenghuo,duanmuyanzhijuederendoukuaiyaomale。
pingshenmeqitashijiedekaijiayongshidouguodeyouziyourunde,haiyoutiexindeduiyou,
daotajiuchengleguanggansilingle?
shipingangkaishibushishuohaole,tashishenmeduanmudajiangjunma?
nimeide,buyaoqiujiyipishouxia,daoshilaigekaopudiandeduiyoua!
这要啥没啥不说,
weiyikenengshitongbandejiahuohaichengtiangentazuodui,rangtaxueyabiaosheng!
这不是坑爹嘛?!
“**,gaibuhuiyihoudourangwoyigerengujunzuozhanba?”
xiangdaozheigekeneng,duanmuyanrenbuzhudaleyigejiling。
talianmangzhaoshangmalingling:“lingling,nikedehaohaogenniergeshuoshuo。”
“jiaotabiexueshipinlimianneiyang,haohaodegenwohezuocaishizhengli。”
“haiyounidagemaqingshan,nirangtabiezaizhaochale。”
“womendemubiaoyinggaishioukesecaidui,biejinzhengxiewolidou。”
kanzheduanmulaolaotaotaodeyangzi,malinglingfanlegebaiyan。
“aiya,nijiufangxinba。”
“shipinlimianfashengdeqingkuangjueduibuhuizaizhongxianle,wodageheergeyoubushishazi。”
“neijiuhao,neijiuhao。”duanmuyandiandiantou。
shuliao,malinglinghuranyanzhuziyizhuan,“duile,duanmu。”
“wodageshuotaguoliangtianhuidaozanmendianlilaigennitanyitan。”
“a,nidageyaolaizhaowo?”
wenyan,duanmuyanyileng,buzhiweihehuranyouxiexinxu。
**,danmushangdeneibangjiahuo,chengtiandajiugedajiugedejiaozhe。
zheimaqingshangaibuhuishilaizhaowosuanzhangba?buguanle!dabulegenqingshanoukesedayijiajiuxingle!
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yinweibeixueaozheimeyitui,xiaosongzhujinleyiyuan。
suoyoudeguanzhongmenbumianyouxiexinyouqiqiran。
【meizhen:weilerangbeijubuzaizhongxian,womenbixudejinkuaicuihuijiewangtamensuozaideshili!】
【malingling:buguoshuoqilai,zuixindebiaotibushiyijiewangweimingma?zenmedaoxianzaihaimeikandaotachuxian?】
【xiaogang:shia,zheigeleidianfawangdaodishishenmeyisia,shizaishirangrenzaiyi。】
【duanmuyan:zaidengdengba,yinggaimashangjiuhuijiexiaodaanle,shuobudingjiewangneigejiahuoyaozhunbeilaigedade!】
听到端木燕这么说,
qitaguanzhongmenyedoudiandiantou,yaxiaxinzhongdeyihuojixuguankanqileshipin。
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回到视频画面当中,
医院里。
tangdaozaibingchuangshangdexiaosong,congshuimengzhongyouyouzhuanxing。
tagangyizhengkaiyanjingbiankandaobaifangzaiyiyongcanzhuoshangdeguolan。
咦?
zenmeyouyourenjitasongshuiguolaile?
weishenmeyaoshuoyou,zuotianjiuyourenjitasongleyigeguolan。
nandaoshizuotianneigeshenmiren?
zheishi,bingfangmenbeirencongwaimianqingqingguanshang。
tingdaodongjing,xiaosonglimalailejingshen,tajimangzhuaqiyanjingxialebingchuang。
xiangyaokankanneigebazijisongdaoyiyuan,youjieliansonglaiguolandeshenmirendaodishishei。
raner,dengtachulebingfangzhihou,quezhikandaoyigexiaoshizaizhuanjiaochudeheisebeiying。
shijingzhalezhayan,xiaosongzongjuedezheigebeiyingshifendeshuxi,haoxiangzainalijianguoyiyang。
zheishihuamianyizhuan,jingtoujidaolezheigeheisebeiyingdezhengqianfang。
guanzhongmenheranfaxian,zheigeshenmirenwujingranshidaizhemojingdexizhao!
【huanying:jingranshi...xizhao?!】
【xiaofei:woqu!zenmehuishita?nandaoshuoshitabaxiaosongsongdaoyiyuanlaide?erqiehaijitasonglaiguolan?wozenmejuedezheijiuxiangshizuomengyiyang?】
【makuohai:zheijiahuobushidafanpaijiewangdeshouxiama?zheifanxingweiwanquanbufuhetaderenshea!daodishizenmehuishi?】
【meizhen:nandaoxizhaojiuxiangshitazijishuodeneiyang,taqishibingbushishenmehuairen?】
【dongshan:yinggaibuhuiba,tanandaozhendeshiyoushenmebudeyidekuzhongcaijiarulejiewangneiyibian?】
【beimiao:bieziqiqirenle,meizhen!nikebuyaowangji,jiushitabaxiaosongdajinyiyuande!jiangshanyigai,benxingnanyi,yuqixiangxintashigexinhuaikuijiudehaoren,wogengqingxiangyutashiweilejiejinxiaosonglaihuoquyouguankaijiayongshideqingbao!】
【qingzizai:zhei...queshiyeyouzheigekeneng,bixudezaijinyibuguanwangcaixing。】
daizheyisijingyibuding,guanzhongmenjixukanqileshipin。
bijingbuguanxizhaozaizenmejinshenyetaobuguoshenmimocedeshipinguance。
tadaodishihaoren,haishiyouyigexianjing。
henkuaijiunengdechudaanle。
画面当中,
zhanzaibingfangmenqian,xiaosongzhengnulihuixiangneidaoshenmirenying。
turansixubeirenjidaduanle。
“kanshenmekanni?buguaiguaitangzaichuangshangyangbing。”meizhenzaitayanqianhuanglehuangshou。
xiaosonglianmangcongshensidangzhonghuiguoshenlai,jieguojiujiandaoguolaikanwangzijidemeizhen。
tayouxiegaoxing:“nizenmezhidaowozhuyuanle?”
“suiranwobushishenmedajizhe。”meizhenxiaolexiao,“buguowoyesuanxiaoxilingtong。”
shuozhe,meizhenshangxiadalianglexiaosongyiyan:“kannideyangzi,huifudehaibucuoa。”
xiaosongtantanshou:“haihao,suanwomingda,guojitianyinggaijiukeyichuyuanle。”
“来,进来吧。”
jiangmeizhenyingrubingfang,kanzhetashoulisonglaideguolan,xiaosongdaoleyishengxie。
zheishi,meizhenqueshizhuyidaoyiyongcanzhuoshangdelingyigeguolan。
美真笑着调侃道:
“yo,zheimehaokandeshuiguoa,gaibuhuishininagefensiduzhesongdeba?”
xiaosongtanleyikouqi:“xinglexingle,nijiubiesunwole。”
“woyezhengqiguaini,zheidaodishisheisongdeni?”
美真好奇道:
“nixianzaikeshibaodaokaijiayongshidediyizhimingjizhe,youshenmehaoqiguaide?”
“ai,wonayoushenmefensiduzhe。”xiaosongnaolenaotou。
“nishuoqibuqiguai,meitiandoutoutoumomodesongguolai,zheidaodishisheishuode?”
zheihuiermeizhenyechajuedaolebuduijing。
“zheiqueshishitingqiguaide,laikanniyouburangnizhidao。”
huran,meizhenlingjiyidong。
“duile,gaibuhuishishangcidashangnideneigerenba?”
yitingmeizhenzheimeyishuo,xiaosongyouxiangqileneitiankubidezaoyu。
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kandaohuamiandangzhongxiaosongdehuiyi。
danmushangmiandoubuhoudaodegenzheleheleqilai。
【xiaogang:hahaha,anyitingdaoxiaosongbeituidaodeneisheng“a”,anjiuxiangxiao,taimoxingle。】
【malingling:woyeshi,suiranyouxiebuhaoyisi,danshizaishitaiguichule,wotingyicixiaoyici,hahaha!】
【xiaosong:nimenzheibangjiahuohaiyoumeiyoudiantongqingxinle?(nao)(nu)】
画面当中,
xiaosongdaleyigejiling,lianmangshouhuifasandesiwei。
shunzhemeizhendehuayu,tashuodao:“neitianwoyigongaileliangquan。”
“yiquanlaiziyigeshenmidejiahuo,lingwaiyiquanlaizichuanbaisekaijiadejiahuo。”
wenyan,meizhenruoyousuosi。
“meizhen,ninengbangwoyigemangma?”xiaosongbaituodao。
“什么事?”
“woxiangrangnibangwochachusongshuiguolanderen。pingwodezhijue,tayidinghezheijianshiqingyouguan!”
meizhendiandiantou,kanleyiyanbingfangneibudeshexiangtou,lianshangxianchuyisixiaoyi。
“好,有办法了。”
pingjiezheyiyuanlideshexiangtou,
yaozhaochuneigeshenmirenwudeshenfenduiyumeizhenlaishuo,wanquanshiqingeryijudeshi。
tayouyugan,zheigejixiaosongsongguolandeshenmirenwuyidinghuijitayigedajingxi。
duifanghenyoukenenghuihexueaokaijiayousuoguanlian!
jiuzaimeizhenqianlaitanshixiaosongdeshihou。
tongyishijiantamenkouzhongdeshenmirenwuzhengzaishouku。
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镜头一转。
yinlengchaoshideyingjiejidinei。
“啊!!!!”
yizuoleisipeiyangyinengshoudefanzhixuenei,
mimimamadezhichazhuangshandianbuduandijidazaixizhaodeshenshang!
jiqikongbukepadedianliu**detahunshenfadou,lianshanggengshiyinweijidudetongkuerniuquqilai。
zhishiguangtingzhexizhaoneibusirenleidetongkucanjiaosheng,henduoguanzhongmenjipigedadouqilaile。
【makuohai:**!zheishizaiganmani?!zheimeqiangliededianliudazairendeshenshang,kanzhedourangrenhaipa!】
【huanying:zheijiaoshengyetaishenrenle!wojipigedadouqilaile,guangshitingzhezheigeshengyindoujuedekongbu!】
【xiaogang:zheigexizhaotabushijiewangdeshouxiama?zenmehuibeirenzhuaqilaijinxingzheimekepadechengfa?nandaoshiyinweizhiqianxingdongdeshili?zheiyingjiederenyetaibiantaileba!!】
【meizhen:haocanrendexingjing!zheibangjiahuojianzhijiushifengzi!yongzheimeqiangdadedianliulai**renti,yigebuhaojiushiyongjiuxingdeshentisunshang!jianzhishibubaxizhaodangrenkana!】
【lufa:hehe,guoranbuguanshizaishenmeyangdeshidaibeijingxia,renleiduidaizijidetongleicaishizuiweicankuyinhende。womenaruisirenduidaidirendoubuhuixiazheimezhongdeshou,nimenrenleihaizhenshikepa。】
【ejinhufa:hahaha,zhenshiyichangrangrenyuyuedehaoxiya,jiewangneijiahuosuiranshigecanfei,buguozheibancanrendexinxingdaoshihenfuheanyingjiedaiyanrendeshenfen。jizheixiegaisidediqiurendailaigengduodekongjuba!】
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回到视频当中,
xunlianshikuneidexizhaobeiqiangdadedianliufengkuang**,kouzhongbuzhudeaihaocanjiaozhe。
cishitayijingkuaiyaodaoshentidejixianle。
duici,xunlianshikudewaimian,choujiangqueshilengyanpangguan,bujinmeiyousihaodetongqing。
fanerhaimosuozhexiaba,yifukanhaoxidemoyang。
erzaidianliukongzhitaidelingwaiyibian,kanzhechengshouzhejudatongkudexizhao。
yizhiyilaidouyilengmoshirendebingerminleminzui,yanzhongshanguoyisiburen。
dangtingdaoxizhaoneizhujianbiandeshayaqilaidesangyinshi,tarenbuzhuhuiguotoulaikanxiangjiewang。
“jiewang,haixuyaojiadadianliuma?”
jiewangduanzuozaiyinyingdangzhong,
duiyuxizhaoshenshangdefeirenzhemo,tamuguangyijiulengjun,lianyanpidoumeiyouzhayixia。
bingerjixushuodao:“xianzaiyijingshisanwanliuqianfule,shizuotianxunliandejixian。”
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铠一宇宙,
ERP基地。
“三万六千伏特?”
tingzheshipinlimianbingerdehuibao,dongshanrenbuzhujiaochulesheng。
“zheimekongbudegaoyadian,xizhaotanengshoudelema?zheirenbudebeidianshule!”
suiranxizhaoshitamendediren,danjiantashoudaorucifeirendezhemo。
xinnanyebuyoudetongqingqilai。
“duirentiyongzheimeqiangdadedianliu**,zheigejiewangjianzhijiushigefengzi!”
meizhenyeshimianluzhenjingheburen:“erqietingneigebingershuo,zheihaishixizhaomeitiandexunlianrichang。”
“zheiyiweizhetameitiandouyaojingshougaodasanwanliuqianfudedianliu**,zheishishenmegainian?wodouyouxiebuganquxiang...”
“buzhidaotashizenmejianchixialaide。”
yucitongshi,zhiqianshipindangzhongyingbacengjingchuxianguodechengshishuikuzhouwei。
fengjiewangmingling,teyilaixunzhaopantuyingbadexizhaohuanhuanfangmanlejiaobu。
jiangzhuyilifangzainamianqiandeguangmudangzhong。
kanzhefuxianzaibankongdangzhongdeguangmushipin,tingzhelimianzijidecanjiaosheng。
huixiangqizheimeduonianlaijiewangshijiazaitashenshangdekongbuxunlian,xizhaorenbuzhudezhandouleqilai
xianzaizhishiguangtingjianshengyin,xizhaojiubiantifahan!
jinyaozheyaguan,etoubuduanshenchuhanshui。
xizhaomengranwojinlequantou,kanxiangshipindangzhongdejiewang,yanzhongdaizheshenkedehenyi!
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回到视频当中,
mianduibingerdetixing,jiewangqueshilenghengyisheng。
meiyousihaodefangsong,fanerwubilengkudishuodao:“jiwojia!”
“tadenenglianghaimeiyouwanquanfahuichulai!”
“juranrangneiyanlongxiayiji,jiudongdanbule。heng!”
听到界王的命令,
bingerxinzhongwanbanwunai,danpoyujiewangyizhiyilaidekongbushouduan。
tayezhinengyingzhetoupi,jiangdianyabuduandeshangdiaojiada!
suizhefutedezengjia,pilipaladedianhushengkaishimijidiwengmingqilai!
“啊!!!!!”
zaigengjiakongbudedianliu**zhixia,xizhaofachujiqitongku,kepadecanjiao。
zhujianshayadehoulonglishenzhinengtingdaoshengdaijidusichedeshengxiang...
bingeryouxieburenxindeniuguotouqu,buganqukancishixizhaodebiaoqing。
eryipangdechoujiangzhishikandejinjinyouwei,lianshanghaidaizheyisiweisuodexiexiao。
kanzhebulunjiadadedianliu,
jiewangxinghongdejixieyiyanzhongmanshilengkuzhise,talenglengdeshuodao。
“chengshoubulezheizhongxunlian,nizenmebangwozuoshia?!”
huayingangluo,xunlianshikuneidexizhaoshenshangbianfashengleyixiang!
zhijianzaichaoyuesanwanliuqianfudekongbudianya**xia,
xizhaodeshenshangjingrankaishizidongfuxianchuxueaokaijiadehuanying!
yaozhidaozheishizhiyouzhaohuanrenzaimianlinzhimingweixieshicaihuichuxiandejingxiang!
zheiyejiushishuo,cishidedianliuqiangduyijingchaoyuelexizhaoshentisuonengchengshoudejixian!
bidexueaokaijiabudebuzhudongchuxianbaohusuzhu!
kandaozheifankongbudejingxiang,jiewangzhongyumanyidezhanqishenlaihahadaxiao。
“hahaha!bukuishiwosuoxuanzhongderen!”
“jintian,jiudaociweizhiba。”
jiranyijingdadaolemude,buzeshouduandejiangxizhaodeqianlizaiciyazhalechulai。
jiewangyejiumeiyouzaijixujiadadianliujinxingxunlian。
dedaojiewangdeshouken,bingerxinzhongsongleyikouqi,lianmangzaikongzhitaishangyizhencaozuo。
jiangxunlianshikudangzhongdefangdianzhuangzhiquandouguantingle。
suizhezhichazhuangdianliudexiaosan,xizhaodecanjiaoshengyehuanhuantingxie。
cishidetahunshendahanlinli,jiuxiangshicongshuililaochulaiyiyang,liansegengshicanbaiwubi。
xuruowubidexizhaoshoudaorucikepadezhemo,yijinglianzhanqilaideliqidoumeiyou。
taganggangyousuodongzuobianjiaoxiayiwai,diezaishibishanghuadaolexialai。
kanzhechanruodaoshuaidaozaidishang,lianyijuhuadoushuobuchulaidexizhao。
henduoguanzhongmendoukaishiweitabaoqilebuping。
【xiaogang:lianandoukanbuxiaqule!jiewangzheige**zhenshige**!duidaizijideshouxiayeyongdezhezheimecanrenma?haitemetiantianyongsanwanliuqianduofudedianliuxunlian,zheishirennengxiangchulaidebanfa?】
【dongshan:zheigejiewangshigechetoucheweidefengzi!kaijiayongshidezhengguixunlianyinggaishijifawomentineidejiyin,huanhuachengshenxinlaozhelaijiaodao。jieguozheijiahuomeiyouzheizhongshouduan,jiukaishiyongxiedao,gaoshenmedianliu**?jianzhijiushihuangmiu!】
【duanmuyan:nanguaishipinyikaishidebiaotichengjiewangzheijiahuoweileidianfawang!yuanlaileidianfawangshizheimegeyisi!】
【makuohai:leidianfawang,leidianfawang...shuodeyuanlaishiyongleidianlaidianzijideshouxia!kuiwohaiyiweitayoushenmeteyigongnengni!zheigehunqiu!】