manwumudedizouzaidajieshang，chenhuangpibeichengshililincizhibidegaoloudashahuangdiyanyun。
molemoganbiedekudou，tadeliansezhujiankualexiaqu。
dachengshiganshadouyaoqian，zheiyilutajiuchayaofanqule。
chulechifan，haideyougeluojiaodedifang，xianglexiang，chenhuangpicongsuishendexinglifanchulejizhangfulu，dasuankaomaifu，jiejuedangxiaderanmeizhiji。
fouzedehua，zijijinwankongpazhenyaoqugongyuanshuizhangyile。
dongguaixizhuande，chenhuangpizhaodaoleleisiyitiaomingjiaoxiaofengjiedeguwanjie。
tingcunlirenshuo，zheilishixijiangshihenyoumingdeyigedifang，youbushaoxiqiguguaidewanyi，yeyouhenduorezhongyushouzangdeaihaozhebaozhefayibihengcaidexintaiguoqujianlou。
laidaoguwanjiehou，chenhuangpiyexuezhedianshilikanlaideneiyang，zhaolefumojing，nachusuishenxiedaidexiaomazha，laidaoyigemeirenjuangudejiaoluo，jiangjizhanglianzhihaodefulufangzaifanhuangdejiubaozhishang，suanshikaizhangle。
zheitiaojiededianpudadoushiguwandianyijidiandangxing，waimianbaizheshubuqingdexiaotanwei。
suiranchenhuangpizheishendabanxiangjileshengun，danfangzaizheimeduorenlimian，yebusuantaireyan。
erchenhuangpifujindeneijigexiaotanfankandaotamianqianbaifangdeneijizhangfuluzhihou，quanbeidoulele。
卖符？
zheigenmaidaliwanyoushaqubie。
dekuiguwanjieyoufuchi，yaoburan，chengguandiyigedadejiushizheizhongren。
“gemen，nizheishisuanguahaishijiesha？zheiniantouchenglirendouxuejingle，buxiangcunlirenneimehaohunong，ninazheitaokepianbuleren。”
“zhaozheimegewanfa，nifeidebazijiesi。”
chenhuangpizuijiaochoulechou，buguoyemeijieshishenme。
yimingluguodedamayuxinburen，zhanchulaiwen：“xiaohuozi，nizheifuzenmemai？”
jianmeijifenzhongjiulaileshengyi，chenhuangpixinliyizhenjidong，lianmangdao：“liangwanyizhang，baozhibai……”
“滚！”
kebudengtashuowan，damalianseshunjianchenlexiaqu。
liuxiayigezihou，shengmenqilikai。
当老娘是三岁小孩？
饿死你活该！
zhouweijigetanzhuxiaodeyanleidoukuaidiaoxialaile。
chenhuangpipoyouxiewunaideroulerouetou。
yaoshiranglaoyezizhidaozijiyongxuelaidezheishenbenshimaifu，meizhangfuhaizhimaiququliangwan，feideqihuoguolaibuke。
yaoshizairangtazhidaozheifuhaimaibuchuqu，laotouergujiyoudeqisihuiqu。
yizhengtianguoqule，chulejigerenguolaiwenyixiajiageranhouzaimamalielielikaizhiwai，chenhuangpidetanzizaiwuyirenguanggu。
buguotademingqidaoshichuankaile。
bushaoxingrengentanzhudoushibushiguolaiqiaoqiao，zheiliangwanyizhangdefudaodizhangshayang。
jihumeigerenkanxiangchenhuangpidemuguangdouchongmanlexixue，genkanhouside。
xianzaidepianzidouneimebuzhangjinlema？
yuanyuandi，kanzhetaiyangyijingkaishitiejindipingxian，chenhuangpibuyoudetanlekouqi。
laoyezidangnianyizhangfumaiqianwandouzaodaohongqiang。
daotazhei，baisongdouweibiyourenyao。
rengenrendechajutaidale。
kanlaizhinengxiangqitabanfale……
jiuzaitazhunbeishoutanlikaidetongshi，yigeliansecangbai，shenqingwuzhudenvrenchuxianzailetamianqian。
“nimaidefu……nengzhiaizhengma？”
shengyinluoxiadeyishunjian，sizhouchuxianleduanzandejijing。
所有人也都愣住了。
buzhidaoguoleduozhangshijian，bansuizhe“puchi”yishengxiao，zaichangzhongren，yedoukongzhibuzhu，fenfendaxiaochusheng。
zhouzaoxuduolurenyijitanzhu，yedoujiangmuguangsuodingzaileneigenvrenshenshang，hongxiaobuzhi。
zheinvdeshiyouduochun，cainengwenchuzheizhongkanchenghuangtangdewenti？
duiyuzhouweirenyiyangdemuguang，nvrenbingmeiyourenhelihui，tadeyanjingzhigougoudedingzhechenhuangpi，xiangshiyigenishuideren，zhuazhulezuihouyigendaocao。
chenhuangpiziranyebuhuizaiyizhouweirenzenmekan，qingxiaodao：“zhiyaohuanzhehaiyouyikouqi，jiukeyizhi。”
suiranyitaxianzaidezheishenshufazhiyaoniantouyidong，jiuhuiyouwushugehuoquqiancaidequdao，danmeigequanziyoumeigequanzideguiju，budaowanbudeyi，chenhuangpibuyuanweibeilaoyezidezhutuoquzouzheixietujing，suoyizhinengtuierqiuqici。
suizhechenhuangpideyifanhua，hongxiaoshengzaicixiangchengyipian。
benlaishigeguwanyitiaojie，danxianzaiquerenaodegenmaxituanyiyang。
wushudaoyeyufengcidemuguangluozaichenhuangpishenshang，xiangshizaikandaiyigemeinaozide**。
“yiwankuaiqiankeyima？”
jinguanzaitingdaochenhuangpidehuidahou，caoyuetongyangganjuedaoyizhenzhendehuangtang，dantahaishibaozhewanyidejiaoxingxinli。
jiusuanshijiade，yequandangzijixingshanjidele。
“buhaoyisi，liangwankuai，buhaijia。”
chenhuangpitaitou，dandandeshuodao。
ruguobushijixuyongqian，tayouzenmekenenghuiliangwankuaichushouzheizhongzijihaofeixinxuelianzhidefulu？
caoyuebiaoqingyijiang，youyuqilai。
danyixiangdaoyiyuanlibeibingmochanshendefuqin，tahaishidianlediantou，jinyaozhezuichun，congbaolitaochuliangwankuaidexianjin。
嘶！
kandaoyanqianfashengdezheiyimu，zaichangjihusuoyourendourenbuzhudaochouliangqi。
这女人真的疯了吗？
hualiangwankuaiqianqumaiyizhangguihuafu？
youqianyebunengzheimewanba？
chenhuangpijieguoqian，suihoubaqizhongyizhangfujiaodaoletashoushang，dao：“yongfahenjiandan，zhiyaonibazheizhangfushaodiao，hunzaishuili，ranghuanzhefuxiajiuxing。”
jinguanyijingyoulexinlizhunbei，dankandaochenhuangpiyibenzhengjingjieshifuludeyongfahou，caoyuezhenggerenhaishidaizhule。
zichaoyixiao，tacongchenhuangpishoushangjieguofulu，hunhuneedelikaile。
zhouweikanrenaoderenliandoukuailvle。
靠！这样也行？
chenhuangpikemeigongfuguanzheixierenzaixiangshenme，youleqianzhihou，talianmangshoutan，zhunbeinazheibiqianzufang。
jiantapaodezheimekuai，zhongrengengjiadudingchenhuangpishipianzidexiangfa。
……
likaiguwanjiezhihou，chenhuangpichiledunfan，henkuaijiuzhaodaoleyitiaolaojie。
zheitiaojiejiaoxiaofengjie，shisangzangyitiaojie，youzhibanbaishidedianmian，yeyoukanshisuanguadepuzi。
kanlaichengliyeyouxinfengshuizheifangmianderen，zhibuguoshibijiaoshaoeryi。
huangyouleyiquan，chenhuangpiyouxiewuyudefaxian，dabufenkanshidedoushijianghupianzi，meiyudaoshenmegaoren。
zhenghaoxiaofengjieshenchuyoujiadianpuzhuanrang，tabianlianxifangdongpanlexialai，zuoweiluojiaodian。
……
“caoxiaojie，quedingyaozheiyangzuoma？ninkeyaokaolvqingchule，zheizhongdongxijiushifengjianzaopo，xinbudea！”
yiyuan，zhongzhengjianhushinei，yiminghushikukoupoxindeduizhecaoyuequanshuodao。
caoyueshouliduanzheyigeshengmanshuideciwan，shangmianpiaofuzheyicengfulushaojindecanzha，kanqilaijiweiciyan。
kanzhehushimanliankenqiedemoyang，caoyuebuyoudetanlekouqi。
tayouzenmebuzhidaozheizhongdongxishiyoubajiushipianrendebaxini？
dantadefuqinxianzaimingxuanyixian，napayouyixiankangfudexiwang，tayouzenmekenenghuixuanzezouzheitiaolu？
xiadingjuexinzhihou，caoyueyebudasuanzaituoxiaqule，duanzhewanzoudaobingchuangqian。
“caonvshi，ninandaoxianghaisinifuqinbucheng？”
zheishi，caoyuefuqindezhuzhidafuyezoujinlebingfang，dangtakandaocaoyuededongzuozhihou，miansedouranyibian，chenzhelianhedao。
这不是胡闹吗！
yongzheizhongkanchenghuangtangdefangfa，yaozhennengzhideleaizheng，neitazheijishinian，qibushihuodaoleerhashenshang？
“nijuede，zheizhongdongxinengjiudelenifuqindeming？”
muguangluozaineiwanpiaomanfulucanzhadeshuishang，yishengdemeitouzhoudegengjin。
tasuirannenggoulijiecaoyuedexinqing，danbingjiluantouyi，yebushizheimegezhengfaba？
haizhenyourenxiangxinzheizhonglianxiaohaizidoupianbuledebaxi？
duiyuyishengdehua，caoyuezhiruopangwen，laidaobingchuangqian，fuqifuqinchanruogouloudeshenti，jiangwanlideshui，didaohouzhedezuibian。
“你疯了吗？”
jianci，hushijideliandouqingle。
zhuzhiyishengyeshiyifuchuihuzidengyandemoyang，shifendetongxinjishou。
fuludecanzhashunhouerxia，suoguozhichu，ruqiufengsaoyeban，shifangdinghuozhili，jiangcaoyuefuqinshentineideaixibaoyiyishamie，erhou，dinghuozhilishoulian，guishuizhiliyongchu，buduanziyangzhecaoyuefuqinjinhushuaiwangdeqiguan。
xuyugongfu，yuanbenshuaibaidaoyidingchengdudewuzangliufu，jingranqijibandezaiyicihuanfashengji。
xinzangtiaodongdedesuduyuefapinfanyouli，caoyuefuqinyuanbencangbaiwuxuedelianshang，jingranzhujiankaishibiandehongrun。
zhiqiandaiyouzayindehuxisheng，yekaishihuifuzhengchang。
zhanzaipangbian，qinyankandaozheiyimudeyishenghushi，tongkongzeshiyiyigerouyankejiandesudushousuo，zuibazhangda，jieshiyifuhuojianleguidebiaoqing。
caoyuefuqinshentisuochuxiandebianhua，jihudianfuletamenxinxinkukujishiniancaichedijianliqilaiderenshengguanyushijieguan。
zhiyucaoyuezijiyemengle。
shentijiangzhu，yidongbudong。
yidurenweizijichanshenglehuanjue。
yanqianzheiyiqie，shizaishitaibuzhenshile，chechedidichaochuletadelijiefanchou。
suizhecaoyuefuqinyouyouzhuanxing，caoyuezaiyekongzhibuzhuzijideqingxu，tongkuchusheng。
“shaguniang，kugesha？”
pailepaicaoyuedejianbang，caoyuefuqinmanlianchongnideshuodao，yanshenzhongchongmanlianxi。
tadeshengyinzhongqishizu，hongliangyouli，nahaiyoubandianmingxuanyixiandeyangzi？
“你……你！”
dafushentimengdiyizhen，yanjingdengdegunyuan，zhizhecaoyuefuqinbantiandoushuobuchuyijuhua。
hushimuguangdaizhi，danaowengwengzuoxiang。
liangrendelianse，yigesaiguoyigejingcai，zheikeshiaizhenga，quanshijiedouwujiedenanti，dandanzhiyongyizhangfuhuadaoshuilijihuanzhefuxia，jiuzhihaole？
tamenlianggerendexinlidangjibianchanshengleyigeniantou，woshibushiyehuitougaixuehuafusuanle。