第1章

woshiyulequanchoumingzhaozhudelengyannvmingxing,yinweilenglianbuhequnjingchangbeimashuadapai。

zongyizhiboshang,wangyoumenkandaowomagaoguilengyandelian,wule:【haoqiangdemeimaojiyin。】

【wozongsuanzhidaoqiaoyudelenglianshiyichuansheidele。】

【sheishuotazhengrongliande,gentamaqiaozhiyayetaixiangleba!】

womaqiaonvshibiwohaigaoguilengyan,tashigongsizongcai,shiyexingnvqiangren,qizhibiwohaizu,yaobushiworuanmoyingpao,tagenbenbuxiecanjiazheiyangdezongyi。

haishiwochuchukeliandishuo:「nijiurenxinkantamenmanideguainverma,wodehaomama~mamamama……」

我妈瞬间被我柔软。

suoyijintianhuifangxiashangyidexiangmu,zuoxialaipeiwoshangqinzizongyi。

woyeshitouyicishangzheizhongzongyi,yiqiandingduoqudanggefeixingjiabin。

jialibei360°wusijiaozhuangmanshexiangtou,diyitianwohaijujinzhekezhizhegenwomabaochijuli,xinlihainiantaozhewodelengyanrenshe。

wangyou:【qiaoyuzenmekanshangqugentamabushu?】

【母女关系不好?】

【suoyiqiaoyufapiqishuadapaishizhendeba,tagenzijimadoubuqinjin。】

《mamahenver》zongyizhibodiyitian,yigongyousiduimunvjiabin,muqianwozheibiandeshoushilvzuidi,fanxiangzuicha。

wanshangxiabohou,wobengleyitiandeshenjingkesuansongxiexialaile。

shexiangtouyiguan,wojiuganjingenmamatietie:「mamamama,wojinwanyaoaizhenishui~」

我妈冷脸拒绝。

wobuyiweiyidijixutietadeleng**,womadexinggejiushizheiyang,danwozuoweinver,taweiyideqinren,woyidianyebujieyi。

「mama,mama,wozheimejiumeihuilainijiubuxiangwoma?」

taminleminchun,wozhidaotadongyaole。womenzheizhonggongzuo,jushaoliduode,shangcihuijiahaishibannianqian。

wobaidongjianbanglaihuizhuangjiwoma:「shuiyiwanjiushuiyiwanhaobuhaoyamama~wojinwanyaoshiyigerenshui,huichedishimiande!mama,wodehaomama~」

womawunai:「sheijianverxiangnizheimedalehaiaizhemamashui?」

wowulai:「dangranshimamadehaonver~」

wokaishizaitachuangshangsapodagun,niuqupaxing,yinanrudong……gentangsengnianjingyiyang「mamamama」dijiao。

womazhongjiushidibuzhuqinnverdemengliesajiao,tanlekouqi:「nijiubupaniderenshebengle?」

woxinshidandanbaozheng:「fangxin,womingtiankaiboqianjiugunhuizijifangjianshui!」

buguowodebaozhengconglaibuzuoshu,diertianyizaohaishiwomajiwobaoguoqude。

woxinglaijiufaxianzijitangzailewokongkongdangdangdedachuangshang。

zaoshangxinglaidiyijianshiwolvxianchezhesangzihanlesheng:「ma——」

我!饿!了!妈!

kanzhibodewangyouzhongquanchuji:【zheitaidu,kanlaishizuowankanlezhibofupanguole。】

【yidazaojiukaishiyanle。】

【meicaicuodehuajintianyaokaishishangyanmunvqingshenle。】

【suiranzheiweijieshuadapai,danyanjihaishiyoude。】

【womomoshuoyiju,zheinandaobushigangshuixingdexiayishifanying,zheijiewangyounimendaxiatianchuandakucha,yetaiminganleba。】

danshizheitiaopinglunhenkuaijiubeigengduodemashengyangaile。

anzhaozongyiyaoqiu,baitian,wohewomayaojinxinghuwaihuodong。

womayixianganpairenguanle,limajiuzuochulewanmeidechuyoujihua,wojiutangpingdenganpai,jianzhibuyaotaishuang。

womawenwo:「niyoushenmexiangfameiyou?」

wogougouyanchongbaidikanzhewoma:「meiyou。」genwomachumenkeyiwanquanbudainaozi!

woxinmanyizuquanchengchihaohehaowanhaodibeiwomaliuzhe,shuoshihua,yijinghenjiumeiyouzheimezizaiyouxiandeqinzixiangchushijianle。

wanshangwomenzaiwaimiancantingchifan,wodenaozizaikandaoyoumoshengnanrengenwomadashanhoujiuweidizhanghuilaile。

neigedashukanwomadeyanshenyikanjianjiubujiandan。

zhongtuwomaqushangxishoujian,wofaxiantahenjiudoumeihuilai。

wowengenpaishexiang:「womani?」

wangyou:【zheinvdeyangoulemeia!yizhengtianjiushiwomaniwomaniwomani,tachulezheijuwunaotaicimeibiedelema?】

genpaishexiangyijingxiguanwowenchuzheijuhuale,limahuibao:「qiaonvshiganggangzhaowomengongzuorenyuanxialemai,yinggaiyouzijidesishiyaochuli。」

wolimaxiangdaolegangcaineigedashu。

wozhejimanghuangdizhaoguoqu,guorankandaowomagenneidashuyoushuoyouxiao。