woshiyulequanchoumingzhaozhudelengyannvmingxing,yinweilenglianbuhequnjingchangbeimashuadapai。
zongyizhiboshang,wangyoumenkandaowomagaoguilengyandelian,wule:【haoqiangdemeimaojiyin。】
【wozongsuanzhidaoqiaoyudelenglianshiyichuansheidele。】
【sheishuotazhengrongliande,gentamaqiaozhiyayetaixiangleba!】
womaqiaonvshibiwohaigaoguilengyan,tashigongsizongcai,shiyexingnvqiangren,qizhibiwohaizu,yaobushiworuanmoyingpao,tagenbenbuxiecanjiazheiyangdezongyi。
haishiwochuchukeliandishuo:「nijiurenxinkantamenmanideguainverma,wodehaomama~mamamama……」
我妈瞬间被我柔软。
suoyijintianhuifangxiashangyidexiangmu,zuoxialaipeiwoshangqinzizongyi。
woyeshitouyicishangzheizhongzongyi,yiqiandingduoqudanggefeixingjiabin。
jialibei360°wusijiaozhuangmanshexiangtou,diyitianwohaijujinzhekezhizhegenwomabaochijuli,xinlihainiantaozhewodelengyanrenshe。
wangyou:【qiaoyuzenmekanshangqugentamabushu?】
【母女关系不好?】
【suoyiqiaoyufapiqishuadapaishizhendeba,tagenzijimadoubuqinjin。】
《mamahenver》zongyizhibodiyitian,yigongyousiduimunvjiabin,muqianwozheibiandeshoushilvzuidi,fanxiangzuicha。
wanshangxiabohou,wobengleyitiandeshenjingkesuansongxiexialaile。
shexiangtouyiguan,wojiuganjingenmamatietie:「mamamama,wojinwanyaoaizhenishui~」
我妈冷脸拒绝。
wobuyiweiyidijixutietadeleng**,womadexinggejiushizheiyang,danwozuoweinver,taweiyideqinren,woyidianyebujieyi。
「mama,mama,wozheimejiumeihuilainijiubuxiangwoma?」
taminleminchun,wozhidaotadongyaole。womenzheizhonggongzuo,jushaoliduode,shangcihuijiahaishibannianqian。
wobaidongjianbanglaihuizhuangjiwoma:「shuiyiwanjiushuiyiwanhaobuhaoyamama~wojinwanyaoshiyigerenshui,huichedishimiande!mama,wodehaomama~」
womawunai:「sheijianverxiangnizheimedalehaiaizhemamashui?」
wowulai:「dangranshimamadehaonver~」
wokaishizaitachuangshangsapodagun,niuqupaxing,yinanrudong……gentangsengnianjingyiyang「mamamama」dijiao。
womazhongjiushidibuzhuqinnverdemengliesajiao,tanlekouqi:「nijiubupaniderenshebengle?」
woxinshidandanbaozheng:「fangxin,womingtiankaiboqianjiugunhuizijifangjianshui!」
buguowodebaozhengconglaibuzuoshu,diertianyizaohaishiwomajiwobaoguoqude。
woxinglaijiufaxianzijitangzailewokongkongdangdangdedachuangshang。
zaoshangxinglaidiyijianshiwolvxianchezhesangzihanlesheng:「ma——」
我!饿!了!妈!
kanzhibodewangyouzhongquanchuji:【zheitaidu,kanlaishizuowankanlezhibofupanguole。】
【yidazaojiukaishiyanle。】
【meicaicuodehuajintianyaokaishishangyanmunvqingshenle。】
【suiranzheiweijieshuadapai,danyanjihaishiyoude。】
【womomoshuoyiju,zheinandaobushigangshuixingdexiayishifanying,zheijiewangyounimendaxiatianchuandakucha,yetaiminganleba。】
danshizheitiaopinglunhenkuaijiubeigengduodemashengyangaile。
anzhaozongyiyaoqiu,baitian,wohewomayaojinxinghuwaihuodong。
womayixianganpairenguanle,limajiuzuochulewanmeidechuyoujihua,wojiutangpingdenganpai,jianzhibuyaotaishuang。
womawenwo:「niyoushenmexiangfameiyou?」
wogougouyanchongbaidikanzhewoma:「meiyou。」genwomachumenkeyiwanquanbudainaozi!
woxinmanyizuquanchengchihaohehaowanhaodibeiwomaliuzhe,shuoshihua,yijinghenjiumeiyouzheimezizaiyouxiandeqinzixiangchushijianle。
wanshangwomenzaiwaimiancantingchifan,wodenaozizaikandaoyoumoshengnanrengenwomadashanhoujiuweidizhanghuilaile。
neigedashukanwomadeyanshenyikanjianjiubujiandan。
zhongtuwomaqushangxishoujian,wofaxiantahenjiudoumeihuilai。
wowengenpaishexiang:「womani?」
wangyou:【zheinvdeyangoulemeia!yizhengtianjiushiwomaniwomaniwomani,tachulezheijuwunaotaicimeibiedelema?】
genpaishexiangyijingxiguanwowenchuzheijuhuale,limahuibao:「qiaonvshiganggangzhaowomengongzuorenyuanxialemai,yinggaiyouzijidesishiyaochuli。」
wolimaxiangdaolegangcaineigedashu。
wozhejimanghuangdizhaoguoqu,guorankandaowomagenneidashuyoushuoyouxiao。