第2章

erwozaiyinanzhongjidudemaopaopao。

「gaisi,nanrenneizhongshengwujingranganjiejinwoqinaidemama!」

wodiaozhenglebiaoqing,zouguoqudaduantamendeduihua:「mama,nirangwohaozhao……」

womamolemowodetou:「zhao**shenme,guai,zijiyigerenchifan。」

woqiqicancanqiqi:「meiyoumama,woyigerenchiyoushenmeyisi?」

「youmamazaichifancaixiang。」

「……」womasuiranhenwuyu,danshihaishiduineigeshushushuo:「baoqiana,wojiaxiaohaihaixiao,xiaciliao。」

youyuwoguoqudeji,wanglemaihaizaishenshang,suoyiwomendeduihuadoubeizhibochuqule。

wangyou:【qiaoyuyoubingba?】

【mamagenpengyouliaotiandoubuxing?taduodarenlea,zheimenianren,haimeiduannaini?】

【zheizhongrenyetaimeifencunganle,wojidetamamashidanshenba,qiaoyuzheishishenmeyisi?danqinmamayehunlianziyouba,jitayangzheimedahaibuyunxuyouzijidesishenghuole,qiaoyuzhenshibaiyanlangyige。】

【meikandaoqiaomadoubugaoxinglema?】

youshaobufenwangyou:【zhiyouwojuedeqiaoyuyoudianzikeaima?】

【kenengshiqinrendezhanyouyu?qiaoyukandaoyounanrenjiejinzijimamachiculeba。】

【chayanchayude,youzuoyoukeai……】

【qianmiandewangyouqiaomanalibugaoxingle,gaolengmeinvmeiyoubiaoqingdeshihoujiushibugaoxingma?nimeikandaoqiaomamaquanchengdouguanzhea,bierenqinmadoumeiji,jinimenzheixieduoguanxianshide「dama」kanjiyanleshiba。】

【qiaoyudenaocanfenchachuqu!】

【滚啊!】

kanzhibodewangyouchaochengleyipian,erwohewomahunranbuzhi。

wogenwomachiwanfanhouquguangleguangyeshi。

kandaolinlangmanmudexiaowanyier,woyilushangdouzaihan:「ma!mamamama!woyaoneigemama!」

wangyou:【shuoshihuatapangbianneigewusuidexiaohaidoumeitachao。】

【zheimedalehaizhuangnena,ebuexin。】

zuihouwokandaolubiantan,kuangliukoushui。

lazhewomadeshou,kanzheneigepiaoxiangsiyidedajitui:「ma!ma!woxiangchineige!」

wangyou:【qiaoyuzenmeyidiandoubuzhuzhongshencaiguanlia?】

【bushicaigangchiguowanfanma?】

【woduyibaolatiao,tamajueduibuhuimai!】

【bijingwomazhiyaokandaowochilajishipindiyishijianbixushuluowoyidun。】

kexi,qiaomadefanyingyaoburuwangyoumendeyuanle。

womasuiranjuedelubiantanbuganjing,dantaconglaibuhuisaowodexing,taerhuabushuolimataochushoujisaomafukuan。

wolanzhu,lveyouyu:「ma……wozaijianfei。」

womalisuodangran,saomaxiadan:「chibaolecaiyouliqijianfei。」

有道理。

bukuishiwomeiliyoucongmingdemama!

wangyou:【wojiuzhidao,qiaomazhendetaichongle!】

【jintianyitiankanxialai,qiaomajiumeiyoubudayingnverdeshihou。】

wangyouliuxiaxianmudekoushui:【wuwuwu,zheiyangdemamajiwolaiyida!】

nadaorehudejituiwodiyishijianjimama:「diyikoumamaxianchi。」

womapingshichaojiyangshen,lajishipinconglaibuzhan,danwojitadetajiunenghaobuyouyudizhangkou,haichaojipengchang:「ng,haochi!」

jituiguomanlexianglajiangliao,woyibianzuoyibiangankai:「zheijiangzhierbanjiaozikendingjuele!」

zhihou,woyoukandaolubiandaqiangdeqiqiu:「ma!ma!」

womaerhuabushuo,kangqiyouxiqiang,wenwoxiangyaonagewawa,tajiwodaxialai。

kandaolubianshikuaiqiansanshigetaoquande,wo:「ma!ma!」

wowusuobunengdemamajianzhijiushiyouqiubiying。

jiemuzudagaiyemeixiangdaoyejiuwanshangququlianggexiaoshideshijian,fengxiangchuxianlenizhuan。

wangyou:【turanjuedetamenmunvliangbuxiangshiyande。】

【qiaomalianshangyidianbunaifandoumeiyou,sheidonga!】

【erqieqiaomamayidianyebusaoxing,qiaoyuxiangganshenmetadoudiyishijianzhichi,haihuipeitayiqifengyiqiwan,yiqichilubiantanyiqihebingkele……】

【zheizhongqingsongyukuaimamadainverdefenweizenmeyandechulaia!qiaoyushiyanyuan,qiaomayoubushi!】

【zheizhongmamawoketaiaile!qiaomamahaiquebuquenvera!】

【qiaoyushimamapaifudujiba,yushixianhan「ma」。】

【benmabaonvshizheiyangde……】

【poanle,qiaoyumabaonv。】

houlai,womenzoudaoguangchangshang,youhaoduojietouyirenzaichangge。

womentingxialaikanleyihuier,wokandaowomarenbuzhuqingqinggenchangdelian,zaitamenyaoqinglurenkeyishangquchanggedeshihou,wosongyongwomashangquchang。