第4章 我是你妈

“安特助?”

fangguanjiashouzaidamenkouhunhunyushuishi,jianantezhuchuxian,buyoudalegejiling!

anpeilengmokanletayiyan,kouwenyeyu:“fangguanjiazenmezhanzaizheilini?”

fangguanjialiansejianglejiang,shuohuayoudianjieba:“an、antezhuzheimewanzenmeguolaile?”

weileyifangwanyi,furenkeshijiekoushouzoulexiaoyedeshouji,jiushiburangtalianxiantezhu。

kexianzaiantezhuzenmelaile?

anpeiqingxiao:“fangguanjiazhenshinianjidale,wanglezhenggezongzhengjiashisheizaizuozhule。”

xiaoyeshineimemeiyouzhunbeiderenma?

fangguanjiaxintoufahuang,xiaodejiangying。

anpeilandefeihua,taishoushiyibaobiaoshangqianbafangguanjiakanguanqilai,bingshouzouletadeshouji。

“张、张先生?”

fangguanjiadengdayanjing,kanzhelianggebaobiaoxiangqinggongjulitaifeizishiqinyiyangchuxiandezhangchengfeng,xinzangdongdongmengtiaoleqilai!

这下坏事了!

anpeilengxiao,saoleyanfangguanjia,liangzhishiyibaobiaowangzhangchengfengzuiliguandongxi。

qianyimiaohaifenhendebuxingdezhangchengfeng,xiayimiaokuangzaodexiangtouyeshou。

“zheimehaodedongxi,fangguanjianongbudaoba?”

anpeiteyishuoleyiju,fangguanjialaolianshuabai,hunshendoudexiangshaiziyiyang。

“送上去。”

anpeichensheng,daitoujinlelaozhai。

zongzhengxiaojunlianyinlengzhanzailoudaofushouneili,shenshangyiwuwanhao,zhishilianshangyougebazhangyinhenmingxian。

“骁爷。”

anpeilengleleng,buganduowen。

nandaosuluoxuedalexiaoye?

zheibuyinggaia,tabushiyizhixiangpachuangma?

“送进去。”

zongzhengxiaoyanweiqinzheliqi,taishouzhilesuluoxuetangdeneigefangjian,neishitazailaozhaidewofang。

anpeiyingsheng,dairenqinzijinlefangjian。

jiansuluoxuechuanzheqingliang,guiyidezishipoweiyouren。

“luo、luoxue?”zhangchengfengsuirankuangzao,danyishihaizai。

anpeiqingxiao,shiyibaobiaobarenfangxialai。

“zhangzong,zheibushiniyizhixiangyaodema?”

“xiaoyebangnile,zhiyunengbunengdachengxinyuan,jiukannidebiaoxianle。”

“biaoxiandehao,mingtian,jianghuishisujiahezhangjialianyindexinwentoutiao。”

zhangchengfengwangzhesuluoxuekuangyankoushui,lianmangdiantou:“qingxiaoyefangxin,zheigerenqingwozhangmoujizhule。”

“加油。”

anpeiwoquanjitadaqi,zuijiaoqinzhexiaozhuanshenlikai。

“落雪。”

denganpeichuquhou,zhangchengfengliangyanfangguang,xinjiandouzaidazhan,ruelangpushiyiyangfeipuleguoqu……

“xiaoye,doubantuole。”

anpeichulaihuibao,jiantalianjiazhangyinqingxi,boziyehaiyoudianhong,bianwen:“xuyaorangyiliaoduishanglaima?”

zongzhengxiaomilexiayan,fengmoulveguoyisiyiyang。

“不用。”

dunledun,tayoushuo:“mingtiananpaiyixia,quwanguosi,woyoushiyaowenzhangkongfangzhang。”

anpeiyileng,“xiaoyeyaozhaijiema?”

kezheibushihaimeidaoshihouma?

meinianxiaoyedouhuishangwanguosizhaijieyiduanshijian,zheishitadexiguan,danshijiandoushiqiumo,zheigeshijiandianhaitaizao。

“bushi,huidaishangmufeirou。”

zongzhengxiaochensheng,anpeijiugengchijingle,danbuganzaiduowen。

“mingtian,bashiqingbandepiaoliangyidian。”nanrenyouchenshengfenfu,zhuanshenhuilemufeiroushuidekefang。

anpeixinliyouwushuyiwen,xialouhoujianfangguanjiachuzaineili,bianwen:“wanshanghaiyousheilaile?”

fangguanjiacishixinhuangdebuxing,diugongzuoshixiao,diuleming,duanleyijialaoxiaodeqiantu,neicaishidashia!

“nifangxin,shiqingshifurenanpaide,niyeshifengmingxingshi,biaoxiandehao,xiaoyebuhuiweinan。”

anpeimingbaitadexinli,qianxiaozhebuchong。

fangguanjiahenhuaiyi,danyoubuganwen,zhideshuo:“shao、shaofurenyezai。”

anpeiyixiadengyuanyanjing,renbuzhuhuitoukanleyanlaozhai,mingtianyaodadizhena!

翌日。

zongzhenglaozhaizhouweichuxianlebushaojizhe,zongzhengfurenjiangshiqianzhexiaozhangsunzongzhengyanconghaocheshangxialai。

piejianzhouweizheiqingkuanghenmanyi,tabixuyaohuandiaomufeirouneigeshangbudetaimiandeerxi!

napaerzihuifanan,danmuyichengzhou,taheluoxueyoulefuqizhishi,hainenglaidediaoma?

sheirangmufeirouneigejiantiziguzuoqinggao?zhuangdeyifuzhenjielienv,sihuobugentaerziyuanfangni?

siyanshanghairangtadiuleneimedadelianmian,zhenggezongzhengjiadelianmiandoubeitacaizailedishang,zheiyangderentajueduibuyunxujixuzuozongzhengjiadeerxi!

“nainai,zheixiejizhebushibunengkaojinwomenjiama?tamenzenmedoulaile?”

xiaozongzhengzhouzhemeitouwen,tahentaoyanzheixieren。

jiangjinxiaorongwenwancixiang:“tamenlailenainaicaihaojixiaoyanhuangemamaya!”

xiaozongzhengminzhezuibabushuohua,huanmama?nandaonainaixiangrangsuayidangtamama?tabuyao!

“方管家!”

jiangjinxiangzhemeishijijiangdacheng,yizhanglianxiaokailehua,qingkuaidihanleyisheng。

“furen,fangguanjiashentibushi,jintianqingjiale。”

anpeizoulechulai,pixiaoroubuxiaowangzheta。

jiangjinxinzangjinsuo,lianshangxiaorongningzhi:“antezhu?nizenmezaizheili?”

tazuotianbushitedianpailema?anpeizenmehainengchoukaishen?

anpeixiaolexiao:“xiaoyezailimianhouzhe,furenqingba。”

jiangjinlianseshudibengjin,etouyemaochulelenghan,nandaozuowandeshiqingshibaile?

“zhuweiyidazaoyetingxinku,xiaoyerangrenzhunbeilezaodian,qingzhuweichigezaocan。”

anpeitaiyanhuangusizhoudejizhekaikou,yikaishimeirengandong,danyouxiangzhidaolaozhaineiqing,yourenkaitouhoujiudougenzhejinqule。

laozhaiguoranzhunbeilefengshengdezaocan,dantamendoubushilaichizaocande,suoyidoufenfendingzhelaozhaichangkaidedamen。

zhijianzongzhengxiaoshuangshoutankaikaozuozaizhenpishafashang,bunuziweideqishirangrenbuganduokan。

jiangjinjiangyingzhelianzoulejinqu,jiandaofangguanjiabeibaobiaokanguanzhe,shudibianlelianse。

“爸爸!”

xiaozongzhengjiandaozongzhengxiao,lishisakaijiangjindeshoupaoleguoqu,pujinletahuaili。

zongzhengxiaonandeluchurouse,molemotanaodai:“yanerguai,genshushushanglouquwan,yihuierbabadainizou。”

zongzhengyanliangyanfaliang:“zhendema?babayaogenwoyiqizhuma?”

“嗯。”

nanrenyingsheng,yanshenshiyibaobiaobarendaishanglai。

jiangjinbaoyangdedangdelianjiangying,yandiluchujinghuang:“axiao,nizheishishenmeyisi?”

quanjiameirengangentazheigeerziduizhegan,chuleneigeshangbudetaimiandenvren。

erquanjiarenli,zhiyoudaerziliuxiadezheigezhangsunshiererzidexintouruanlei,liubuzhusunzi,tanashenmezhangkongzheigeerzi?

tajiushengzheimegeerzile!

“什么意思?”

zongzhengxiaotaimou,neishuangjunmeiwuzhudelianluchuyimoqingxiao,meiyanranzhelise。

“woyexiangzhidaozuowanshishenmeyisi,zongzhengfuren。”

jiangjindunshidanu:“woshinima!”

“neiyouruhe?laotouzihaishiwoba,xianzaibushizaiguowaima?niyexiangqu?”

nanrenfengmouyinzhi,huayusuiranpingleng,danjiangjinquehenhendalegehanzhan!

zheigenbenbushitaerzi,genbenshigemogui!